You're cucking yourself by not treating your life like a video game, seeing yourself as the main character and everyone else as NPCs

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Treating your life in the aforementioned manner makes you more confident and lower inhib

I thought about this morning. I was walking with perfect posture like I was Batman in Gotham City

You also have to remember that life is short. Treat your life while being very aware that you can literally die any day. Some serial killer could kill you at night or someone can go ER in a store you happened to went to

Which would be horrible for users here especially considering most of them are virgins

What does this mean? Looksmax faster. Get laid faster and as frequently as possible. Try to fuck escorts if you're too ugly. Do everything on your bucket list in like one week because you can die any day. Make sure to always keep aware of your surroundings in the pursuit of extending your potential lifespan ofc

Dying without having sex at least 50 times is like dying as a child. A life with lost potential
 
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some shitposter is gonna say "ok jfl how is my life a video game as a 5'2" 90lb framelet 2psl indian?"

It is. Just in nightmare mode maximum difficulty
 
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Dying without having sex at least 50 times is like dying as a child. A life with lost potential
confused american psycho GIF by theCHIVE
 
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Treating your life in the aforementioned manner makes you more confident and lower inhib

I thought about this morning. I was walking with perfect posture like I was Batman in Gotham City

You also have to remember that life is short. Treat your life while being very aware that you can literally die any day. Some serial killer could kill you at night or someone can go ER in a store you happened to went to

Which would be horrible for users here especially considering most of them are virgins

What does this mean? Looksmax faster. Get laid faster and as frequently as possible. Try to fuck escorts if you're too ugly. Do everything on your bucket list in like one week because you can die any day. Make sure to always keep aware of your surroundings in the pursuit of extending your potential lifespan ofc

Dying without having sex at least 50 times is like dying as a child. A life with lost potential
Didn't ur doctor say to take ur meds before posting on .org?
 
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some shitposter is gonna say "ok jfl how is my life a video game as a 5'2" 90lb framelet 2psl indian?"

It is. Just in nightmare mode maximum difficulty
“looksmaxxing on nightmare difficulty” - @Gaia262
 
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There is no reason to be scared of anyone unless they are going to beat up, kill or rob you. Just like in a video game
 
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some shitposter is gonna say "ok jfl how is my life a video game as a 5'2" 90lb framelet 2psl indian?"

It is. Just in nightmare mode maximum difficulty
When a video game gets too difficult I rage quit, throw my controller at the wall and uninstall the game
Same analogy should be applied to life tbh, if it becomes difficult, just forfeit
 
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But when I do this its schizophrenia
 
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Remember that every time you fapped, you were supposed to fuck a girl instead, but you were not attractive enough to achieve it

Absolutely brutal to know as a daily coomer since 13 years old
 
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very good post ngl

life can end at any moment. Was talking to 50yo oldcel colleagues at my job and its scary to compare myself to NPCs like that.

They just exist for my entertainment.
 
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In videogames you start from the last save point when you die. In life however, you only have one chance.
 
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If I am the main character this game sucks.
 
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@NumbThePain
 
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Good shit, very nihilistic and real. Being aware of how pointless it is being high inhibition and socially anxious is the only thing that can set you free and make you dont give a shit.
 
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Do I get killstreak perks :what:?
 
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shit like this is always easier said than done unless you're drunk 24/7
 
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shit like this is always easier said than done unless you're drunk 24/7
I was always completely aware of this unfortunate fact bro

I put this thread in my notes app for me to read like every hour to remind myself
 
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Why should I pretend myself as a main character Batman of Gotham when I already am?
 
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shit like this is always easier said than done unless you're drunk 24/7
Being tall wide framed jacked and ready to defend yourself makes it significantly easier to apply the principals I discussed
 
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Being tall wide framed jacked and ready to defend yourself makes it significantly easier to apply the principals I discussed
nah, all about brain
 
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Treat life like GTA 5
 
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If you are an indian male be proud. You are playing life on legendary difficulty with all the skulls activated, while white women play on creative mode.
 
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If you are an indian male be proud. You are playing life on legendary difficulty with all the skulls activated, while white women play on creative mode.
incels are the low level NPCs waiting to be abused for skill points by chads.
 
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Very good thread.
 
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Yeah, remember you will die, or "memento mori".
 
npcs throwing around the word npc always cracks me up
 
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Blackcels either say retarded shit or gigabased words of wisdom, there's no inbetween
 
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Is the main character of this video game a mentally ill schizophrenic alcoholic who’s wife left him in 2009 after he accidentally killed a kid in a hit and run?
 
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There is no reason to be scared of anyone unless they are going to beat up, kill or rob you. Just like in a video game
Except you wake up in the hospital/respawn in a video game. IRL the screen says GAME OVER in big bright red letters.
 

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