You’re not living until your face has been beneath a juicy fat ass

[Vermilioncore]

I was dead my whole life.

One day I finally had a girl lower her ass onto my face for me to sniff and eat and then my life finally started. So that was 19 years I was dead. I guess I’m 4 tears old

 

[Bug]

I have spawned in to a coffin. Dead since birth

 

[Vermilioncore]

I have spawned in to a coffin. Dead since birth

That’s how I was too then I finally had my face sat on and I was born

 

[grungymallard97]

I was dead my whole life.

One day I finally had a girl lower her ass onto my face for me to sniff and eat and then my life finally started. So that was 19 years I was dead. I guess I’m 4 tears old

High IQ post

 

[Toad]

I have spawned in to a coffin. Dead since birth

That's the most poetic and impressive shit you've said thus far. Channel that energy into getting some pussy