you're not supposed to attend your parent's funeral

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you're not even supposed to think about them after age 18

what happened was in the past, usually the men in the teens would leave home and join the military, be sold into slavery, or be levied into some other expeditionary force that will leave their home and parents behind and never return.

even if you somehow survive and make it back, you will visit your parents in their old age, let them know you have settled faraway lands and taken a wife and bred many children, they will die happy and relieved that you made it, but then you will go away again this time forever.
 
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wtf are you talking about nigga
 
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Bro think he’s Satan
 
humans aren't mean to see their loved ones wither away and die. they are meant to put considerations of flesh behind them and integrate the aspirations of his PEOPLE into his life goal. he will say goodbye to his parents forever at age 14, go on a warpath from greece to india to bring civilization to the savages, cum inside many colored wombs, then die in battle at age 30 or if lucy, live to 50, take many wives and concubines, and see his sons and daughters married off or sent off into distant lands to repeat the process.
 
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humans aren't mean to see their loved ones wither away and die. they are meant to put considerations of flesh behind them and integrate the aspirations of his PEOPLE into his life goal. he will say goodbye to his parents forever at age 14, go on a warpath from greece to india to bring civilization to the savages, cum inside many colored wombs, then die in battle at age 30 or if lucy, live to 50, take many wives and concubines, and see his sons and daughters married off or sent off into distant lands to repeat the process.
bro is making shit up
 
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This nigga has the worst takes on god
 
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humans aren't mean to see their loved ones wither away and die. they are meant to put considerations of flesh behind them and integrate the aspirations of his PEOPLE into his life goal. he will say goodbye to his parents forever at age 14, go on a warpath from greece to india to bring civilization to the savages, cum inside many colored wombs, then die in battle at age 30 or if lucy, live to 50, take many wives and concubines, and see his sons and daughters married off or sent off into distant lands to repeat the process.
Not India.
 
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india would be white today but alexander's soldier were too tired so they went back
Even if the white man colonized India...

We'd never get rid of the stench.

They can keep it.
 
Niggas just open off topic daily and get straight to yapping nonsense I swear
u dont get it bro, real CHADS don't attend they're parents funeral
 
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why are people clowning on this, it's 100% legit, being in you parents house puts you in the position of a baby/child
 
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