You’re perma-fucked if you think sex is just like masturbation

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Some .org members posted that sex is overrated and that sex is just like masturbation.

They think they ascended because they got laid, but the only thing they truly ascended is Mount Copius. The copium in their systems accumulated to dangerous levels for them to utter that nonsense at the mountain’s peak.

These guys must’ve not only (1) had dog shit sex—starfish sex with women who’re neither attracted nor attractive to them—but also (2) got severe brain damage to the point of nonfunctional existence as sexual beings.

To all healthy males, even fucking a silicone doll is 10 times more enjoyable than masturbating is. How mentally fucked does a man need to be in order to genuinely feel the same amount of (or less) pleasure in having sex as in masturbating? If, for a male, making love to women isn’t the best thing he’s ever felt, he’s not a healthy, properly-functioning male.

The ascended forum “slayers” stand proudly atop Mount Copius’s summit, shouting copes to the villagers cooming in the foothills below. Muh sex is just like fapping. Hilarious.
 
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forum validation gives me more dopamine
 
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masturbation<female sex<cow sex
 
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All my male friends have agreed masturbation is more pleasurable but sex is more mentally rewarding.
 
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Sex>everything :blackpill::blackpill::blackpill:
 
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mount copius op
 
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All my male friends have agreed masturbation is more pleasurable but sex is more mentally rewarding.
This. Sex is pure validation and dopamine from knowing girl likes you, this is why escortcelling doesn’t help incels but instead destroys their psyche even more as theirs no validation or dopamine attached from the act the necessary chemicals that are released during sex as therefore dulled. Masturbation on the other hand cures men of this shit.

At my age if I were Born in the 70s I’d have a child by now or be happily married/engaged but in 2022 as a zoomer it’s over for me and I’m instead incel with video games and my uni to keep me going
 
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Wishful thinking.

Masturbation is better than all forms of sex other than oral, and even then it's only good for the receiving party.


Sex is a sweaty, energy depleting mess.
 
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This. Sex is pure validation and dopamine from knowing girl likes you, this is why escortcelling doesn’t help incels but instead destroys their psyche even more as theirs no validation or dopamine attached from the act the necessary chemicals that are released during sex as therefore dulled. Masturbation on the other hand cures men of this shit.

At my age if I were Born in the 70s I’d have a child by now or be happily married/engaged but in 2022 as a zoomer it’s over for me and I’m instead incel with video games and my uni to keep me going
If u get an escort not only does she want to get it over with but her pussy will be dry because she’s not attracted to you
 
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Ok
 
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Eh, it's overrated. Trust me. Sure, a woman's affection, gazes, kisses, touches, intense sweat, and smelly smells, ugh. But it's nothing magnificent. So just give it up. Masturbate instead. It'll be alright.

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Eh, it's overrated. Trust me. Sure, a woman's affection, gazes, kisses, touches, intense sweat, and smelly smells, ugh. But it's nothing magnificent. So just give it up. Masturbate instead. It'll be alright.

Robert Redford Nod GIF

incel cope
 
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If u get an escort not only does she want to get it over with but her pussy will be dry because she’s not attracted to you

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It is not even the same neural circuit for me jfl. Sex is aggression and horniness, masturbation is more for stress relief
 
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how do you know?
 
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Even starfish sex seems a hundred times better than fapping
 
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JFL at the amount of retarded cope.

Sex is legit the most important thing in life. Without sex there would be no procreation and the human race will slowly go extinct. :lul:

I won't be surprised if there's a thread of someone saying "breathing is overrated bro! :redpill:"
 
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Even starfish sex seems a hundred times better than fapping

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  1. The Haunted Vagina by Carlton Mellick III
  2. The Game by Neil Strauss

What book would you rather read?
 
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literally who the fuck thinks that
 
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I don't enjoy sex because I have a 6.5x5 micropenis when women demand 7x6 minimum.
 
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I don't enjoy sex because I have a 6.5x5 micropenis when women demand 7x6 minimum.

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70% of the male users here aint never fuck a female
 
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relevant blackpills :

 
penis in vagina is a good feeling its like the climax and the wet warm vagina on your crotch :eek::eek:;):owo::owo:
 
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brutal its over
 
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masturbation>>>>sex
 
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this is why escortcelling doesn’t help incels but instead destroys their psyche even more as theirs no validation or dopamine attached from the act the necessary chemicals that are released during sex as therefore dulled.
There are Normies who are addicted to escorts and celebrities and millionaires/billionaires who use escorts regularly.
 
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Fucking a girl raw is real sex. Sex with a condom is basically the same as masturbting tbh.
 
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Fucking a girl raw is real sex. Sex with a condom is basically the same as masturbting tbh.
Even fucking a chubby girl felt way better than masturbation. Pussy feels so good
 
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Even fucking a chubby girl felt way better than masturbation. Pussy feels so good

“Even”? Bruh. Fucking a chubby girl probably feels better than fucking a skinny girl.
 
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i wouldnt know
 
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Sex is overated asf but the psychology behind is what makes it good
 
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“Even”? Bruh. Fucking a chubby girl probably feels better than fucking a skinny girl.
Lol nah would much rather fuck a girl in shape or skinny
 
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Sex is overated asf but the psychology behind is what makes it good

Sex is underrated. It’s laughable that many people think sex isn’t a big deal.
 
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Sex is underrated. It’s laughable that many people think sex isn’t a big deal.
I had sex first time w a gigastacy. She felt insecure that i didn’t got hard 24/7 and worshipped me despite it.
Boobs licking feels nothing
Dick in pussy is like a warm tight hole.

Kissing is rly good if big lips too.
Grabbing hands, cuddling, are v good. Blowjob rly good mogs pussy.
And the domination is wonderful.

Thats it
 
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I had sex first time w a gigastacy. She felt insecure that i didn’t got hard 24/7 and worshipped me despite it.
Boobs licking feels nothing
Dick in pussy is like a warm tight hole.

Kissing is rly good if big lips too.
Grabbing hands, cuddling, are v good. Blowjob rly good mogs pussy.
And the domination is wonderful.

Thats it
Giga stacy ...
carrément khey

Otherwise I agree
 
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Did it end up going anywhere with the girl(s) you were dming?
 
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“Even”? Bruh. Fucking a chubby girl probably feels better than fucking a skinny girl.
I've been watching lots of methhead porn and there a quite a lot of overweight ones, it's quite appealing watching from behind. Sadly fat girls faces are usually abominatinos but I'd hit from the back if I could
 
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Nvm I just throught about it crackheads are usually skinny, i think the fatty ones are just escorts
 
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Cage at these clowns.

Sure, gripping your dick with your hand feels better than letting it glide in a warm tight pussy:feelskek:
 
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Cage at these clowns.

Sure, gripping your dick with your hand feels better than letting it glide in a warm tight pussy:feelskek:
Pussy is super overated. But u will know one day if u lose ur v card a good head giver >>>> pussy
 
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