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ghostboy
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1). Eboymaxx. You don’t even need to go all that hard either. Have long hair, If you’re a baldcel, you’re probably fucked but I’m guessing most of you guys are decently young (the ones who are reading this. Get a stripped shirt or some rock shirt or whatever. Also get a chain or two.
2). Fucking fraud your heart out. Laying down with your selfies will definitely make you look like more of a faggot, but if you’re fat, it will help a lot. If you’re skinny then tbh it’s going to be a lot easier anyway. Also don’t be afraid to add an inch or two to your height. I’m actually 6’2 but I’ll always say 6’3 in my bio.
3). Your bio. Keep it pretty short tbh. I start off with my height, say I like politics or whatever the foids like, and then add my insta or Snapchat. If your Instagram is pure dog shit, don’t bother adding it.
4). The monthly subscription which is like $17 or some shit. This is only because yubo has been hell cucked and made it so you can swipe only like 10 times before you have to wait 5 mins for another 10 swipes. Fuck that. Also you get 4 30min boosts which actually help a fuck ton.
5). ACTUALLY GETTING LAID. Now, if you’re in a place with a shit population, then you’re going to have to spoof your gps to your nearest city and go there whenever someone wants to fuck. This is actually what I have to do because I live in the country.
6). Automatic swiping. Unlike shitinder, yubo doesn’t penalise your account for mass swiping. So I recommend making a swiping macro on your phone or use an emulator (like blue stacks) on your pc.
7). You have to be okay with fucking girls that are 16-17. If you’re not okay with that, I’m sorry buddy boyo but I cant really help you. Also if it’s not legal in your state DON’T do it.
8). You’ll have to lie about your age, just put it as 17. if you’re below 25, it’s not like these dumb asf foids can even tell, and when they do tell, they probably like it anyway.
alright that’s basically it. This is my first guide to anything so the structure is probably autistic asf, just know that the numbers aren’t supposed to be followed in any order, it’s just things you gotta do.
You have to be realistic about this if you’re below- average to average. I have only fucked 3 different girls in the past 6 months with this app. And only one of them is reoccurring. I’m from Australia and majority of my matches are from American girls so maybe you American dudes will do better.
here are my yubo results and as you can see I’m full fat ogrecel.
2). Fucking fraud your heart out. Laying down with your selfies will definitely make you look like more of a faggot, but if you’re fat, it will help a lot. If you’re skinny then tbh it’s going to be a lot easier anyway. Also don’t be afraid to add an inch or two to your height. I’m actually 6’2 but I’ll always say 6’3 in my bio.
3). Your bio. Keep it pretty short tbh. I start off with my height, say I like politics or whatever the foids like, and then add my insta or Snapchat. If your Instagram is pure dog shit, don’t bother adding it.
4). The monthly subscription which is like $17 or some shit. This is only because yubo has been hell cucked and made it so you can swipe only like 10 times before you have to wait 5 mins for another 10 swipes. Fuck that. Also you get 4 30min boosts which actually help a fuck ton.
5). ACTUALLY GETTING LAID. Now, if you’re in a place with a shit population, then you’re going to have to spoof your gps to your nearest city and go there whenever someone wants to fuck. This is actually what I have to do because I live in the country.
6). Automatic swiping. Unlike shitinder, yubo doesn’t penalise your account for mass swiping. So I recommend making a swiping macro on your phone or use an emulator (like blue stacks) on your pc.
7). You have to be okay with fucking girls that are 16-17. If you’re not okay with that, I’m sorry buddy boyo but I cant really help you. Also if it’s not legal in your state DON’T do it.
8). You’ll have to lie about your age, just put it as 17. if you’re below 25, it’s not like these dumb asf foids can even tell, and when they do tell, they probably like it anyway.
alright that’s basically it. This is my first guide to anything so the structure is probably autistic asf, just know that the numbers aren’t supposed to be followed in any order, it’s just things you gotta do.
You have to be realistic about this if you’re below- average to average. I have only fucked 3 different girls in the past 6 months with this app. And only one of them is reoccurring. I’m from Australia and majority of my matches are from American girls so maybe you American dudes will do better.
here are my yubo results and as you can see I’m full fat ogrecel.
