How do I convince my cleaning lady to practice sex with me ?

[gigell]

Title , she is heavy with a big ass and kinda ugly MILF but I’m scared I’ll mess up sex with foids my age soooo I wanna practice with her. It will be good practice I will just imagine she is a jb of my age

I’m broke rn for escorts

 

[gigell]

B

 

[asdvek]

pua hate slut hate lookism

 

[Zonar]

This is a copy pasta right? Jfl

 

[Deprived]

bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!

 

[gigell]

This is a copy pasta right? Jfl

No

 

[gigell]

bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!

Thanks , what if she tells my parents ?

 

[gigell]

B

 

[vermillioncorefan]

say hi how long until your shifts over

 

[gigell]

say hi how long until your shifts over

She doesn’t know English

 

[vermillioncorefan]

She doesn’t know English

what language

 

[gigell]

what language

Russian

 

[gigell]

I know until what time her shifts over

 

[wsada]

There was a dude i knew who offered his cleaning lady his phone in exchange for licking her pussy
He got severely sick for a week

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Russian

if u can’t speak her language the only option is get naked before she walks in

 

[gigell]

There was a dude i knew who offered his cleaning lady his phone in exchange for licking her pussy
He got severely sick for a week

Dude I’m scared but I gotta practice sex

And why his phone ?

 

[gigell]

if u can’t speak her language the only option is get naked before she walks in

She caught me masturbating but she quickly went away

 

[wsada]

Dude I’m scared but I gotta practice sex

And why his phone ?

It's Morocco and she's old bro most technology they experienced was black and white TV after 6PM

 

[gigell]

It's Morocco and she's old bro most technology they experienced was black and white TV after 6PM

She wanted to play with his phone ?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

She caught me masturbating but she quickly went away

let her keep catching u , make it a normal thing, let her catch u while ur changing. but only if ur hung

 

[gigell]

let her keep catching u , make it a normal thing, let her catch u while ur changing. but only if ur hung

Ok , what after ?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Ok , what after ?

and then u say no it’s ok come in and fuck her obviously

 

[gigell]

and then u say no it’s ok come in and fuck her obviously

Am I high t for wanting to fuck a subhuman like her ?

 

[vermillioncorefan]

Am I high t for wanting to fuck a subhuman like her ?

yes u are

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Title , she is heavy with a big ass and kinda ugly MILF but I’m scared I’ll mess up sex with foids my age soooo I wanna practice with her. It will be good practice I will just imagine she is a jb of my age

I’m broke rn for escorts

Just ask her out or smth

Dont listen to retards on here but i cant tell if this thread is a joke

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Thanks , what if she tells my parents ?

????? DONT DO THIS SHIT BRO

 

[gigell]

Just ask her out or smth

Dont listen to retards on here but i cant tell if this thread is a joke

She is like 50 or even older I don’t wanna be seen with her in public

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

She is like 50 or even older I don’t wanna be seen with her in public

Take a pic of her

But who gives a fuck? Ppl would think you’re her son

 

[gigell]

Take a pic of her

But who gives a fuck? Ppl would think you’re her son

No dude idk her language

 

[wsada]

She wanted to play with his phone ?

Yeah smth like that

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No dude idk her language

Bro honestly ur not gonna fuck her idk what ur goal is

You have 2 options

1. Ask her out using google translate or smth

2. Be upfront and just say you wanna practice sex

 

[gigell]

Bro honestly ur not gonna fuck her idk what ur goal is

You have 2 options

1. Ask her out using google translate or smth

2. Be upfront and just say you wanna practice sex

2
Can I rap. E her and blame it on her I’m under the age of consent

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

2
Can I rap. E her and blame it on her I’m under the age of consent

DONT FUCKING RAPE HER HELLO?????

 

[IAMNOTANINCEL]

Thanks , what if she tells my parents ?

Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her

 

[gigell]

DONT FUCKING RAPE HER HELLO?????

Dude I need to practice sex

 

[gigell]

Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her

How’s that possible

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Say shes lying and mention all these modern fake rape accusations. Unless you coom in her they cant prove you raped her

(???

WHY ARE TOU TELLING HIM TO RAPE HIS FUCKING CLEANING LADY

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Dude I need to practice sex

so DONT FUCKING RAPE HER

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE IT HAS TO BE

 

[gigell]

so DONT FUCKING RAPE HER

THIS HAS TO BE A JOKE IT HAS TO BE

Are you a foid ?

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

Are you a foid ?

@Michael Myers @mathis @NoseProphecy @Xangsane
JFL THIS GUY IS ASKING IF IM A WOMAN CAUSE I’M TELLING HIM NOT TO RAPE HIS CLEANING MAID

bro please tell me you’re joking, what country r u in

 

[Michael Myers]

bend her over, pull down her panties, and put your dick in her. if she doesn't like it, asking for forgiveness is easier than asking for permission. good luck!

See, this is why you are no longer a mod.

 

[Deprived]

See, this is why you are no longer a mod.

yeah me dissapearing for a year with no warning has nothing to do with it

 

[gigell]

@Michael Myers @mathis @NoseProphecy @Xangsane
JFL THIS GUY IS ASKING IF IM A WOMAN CAUSE I’M TELLING HIM NOT TO RAPE HIS CLEANING MAID

bro please tell me you’re joking, what country r u in

It’s not rape it’s practice

 

[Michael Myers]

yeah me dissapearing for a year with no warning has nothing to do with it

Das rite.

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

It’s not rape it’s practice

Just fucking ask her out with a google translator or smth

 

[gigell]

Just fucking ask her out with a google translator or smth

No she’s old

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No she’s old

So you’d rather rape her than just fucking ask her out? I’m so retarded for falling for this bait

 

[gigell]

So you’d rather rape her than just fucking ask her out? I’m so retarded for falling for this bait

No have practice

 

[ShawarmaFilth]

No have practice

So ask her out for the practice?

Or, just fucking be upfront and ask her to fuck

 

[gigell]

So ask her out for the practice?

Or, just fucking be upfront and ask her to fuck

I will do it on video , nobody will come close to my inhibitiOn levels