Serious Just hang yourself if you think cats>dogs

[Deleted member 685]

Dogs:
-Will actively support you and notice when you're feeling a certain emotion, interactive
-Have actually been properly bred to live with humans, don't just come at you for food, petting
-Can't scratch you like cats do
-You can playfight with them without your hands bleeding open
-You can do activities with dogs, go running with them

Cats:
-Don't give a flying fuck about you, either sleep, walk on the rooftop at night or come to you to get petted literally just sitting on you and don't interact with you for any other reason
-Pukes in the house every other month on literally the most random places.
-Leave behind millions of thin hairs you can hardly get rid of
-Act too wild and will literally scratch you completely randomly for no reason

And this is all coming from a person with 2 fucking cats, if you actually think cats>dogs, I hope you get your eyes poked out by a cat.

 

[Deleted member 12002]

Dogs are more honest. Actually purely honest. I just hate when they bark.

 

[Deleted member 685]

And yes I just got fucking scratched by my whore cat again

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Dogs
- take monster shits, also might eat it then lick u
- dont clean themselves
- have a set of knives in their mouths that can be fatal
- can protect if trained
- malt more than cats cus bigger body
-bark loud af which is annoying and u might not be able to get sleep
-have to take time out of ur day to walk them or they get crazy

Cats
- clean themselves
- bury their own shit
- will hardly ever attack and if they do doesnt hurt at all
- walk themselves
-dont care about attention as much

 

[Deleted member 10524]

Op owns a male dog and lets it peg his lays

 

[Deleted member 2214]

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

And yes I just got fucking scratched by my whore cat again

You got some crazy fukn cats, had some and never once got attacked

 

[thickdickdaddy27]

cats are much cleaner that's good enough reason to prefer them

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Completely and utterly based

 

[Deleted member 685]

Op owns a male dog and lets it peg his lays

 

[Deleted member 10524]

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[ShowerMaxxing]

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[ShowerMaxxing]

cats are much cleaner that's good enough reason to prefer them

Wet Dogs

 

[Nisse]

Dogs: Smelly victims whose sole purpose is to serve humans. They try to fuck you, they try to lick your face with the same tongue they licked their genitalia with and they are loud as fuck. They are such victim complex slaves.

Cats: Their own bosses who are cute and dont smell, they do theie own thing and arent your slave. You dont need to take them out. You can play with them aswell. They wont scratch you unless you do something they dont like whuch is understandable.

 

[TsarTsar444]

Wet Dogs

Do wet dogs smell bad or something?

 

[Deleted member 1127]

cats are more aesthetic. only big dogs look good.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Do wet dogs smell bad or something?

Yes extremely. It's because of several micro organisms and "micro excreta" aka shit built up in the dogs fur. Once they're wet as u can imagine the smell is more pungent. Ever pet a dog? Ur hand will smell right after vs petting a cat little to no scent

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

cats are more aesthetic. only big dogs look good.

Big dogs also take monstrous shits and take more to feed. So it's harder to care for them as a result

 

[TsarTsar444]

Yes extremely. It's because of several micro organisms and "micro excreta" aka shit built up in the dogs fur. Once they're wet as u can imagine the smell is more pungent. Ever pet a dog? Ur hand will smell right after vs petting a cat little to no scent

Yeah cats are so clean tbh

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Yeah cats are so clean tbh

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Mogged

 

[Deleted member 685]

Dogs: Smelly victims whose sole purpose is to serve humans. They try to fuck you, they try to lick your face with the same tongue they licked their genitalia with and they are loud as fuck. They are such victim complex slaves.

Cats: Their own bosses who are cute and dont smell, they do theie own thing and arent your slave. You dont need to take them out. You can play with them aswell. They wont scratch you unless you do something they dont like whuch is understandable.

 

[Deleted member 685]

cats are more aesthetic. only big dogs look good.

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

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Nigga turning it into a Cats vs Dog Forum

 

[Nisse]

Imagine caring so much about cats vs dogs that you ignore guys who have a different opinion to yours. 14 year old far liberal leftist foid type behaviour.

 

[Deleted member 4438]

kill yourself if you go for a pet instead of a child

 

[zikzog]

Cat lovers also like getting their balls crushed, fact.

 

[RealTruecel]

dogpilled

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Dogs
- take monster shits, also might eat it then lick u
- dont clean themselves
- have a set of knives in their mouths that can be fatal
- can protect if trained
- malt more than cats cus bigger body
-bark loud af which is annoying and u might not be able to get sleep
-have to take time out of ur day to walk them or they get crazy

Cats
- clean themselves
- bury their own shit
- will hardly ever attack and if they do doesnt hurt at all
- walk themselves
-dont care about attention as much

Impressive. Very good observation! Congrats. You have just earned me fucking your mother and gf.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

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Ugh. I know. Delivering food to low-income housing units can be a challenge at times.

 

[Uglybrazilian]

Dogs = Chad pet, if you have a Chad personality you'll prefer dogs simply because dogs are extroverted, low inhib and outgoing as fuck, they are fun and like to do sports etc

Cats = Gay and Incel pet, if you are homossexual or incel you'll like cats cause they have low energy and act on antisocial manners just like you homossexual/incel

There is no better or worse, its just a matter of preference tbh

 

[Nisse]

cats are more aesthetic. only big dogs look good.

Calm big dogs who dont smell or hump you and social cats are the best types of pets

 

[Deleted member 1476]

Dogs = Chad pet, if you have a Chad personality you'll prefer dogs simply because dogs are extroverted, low inhib and outgoing as fuck, they are fun and like to do sports etc

Cats = Gay and Incel pet, if you are homossexual or incel you'll like cats cause they have low energy and act on antisocial manners just like you homossexual/incel

There is no better or worse, its just a matter of preference tbh

true favela bad boys own neckpilled dogos

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

Ugh. I know. Delivering food to low-income housing units can be a challenge at times.

Weird guy

 

[ShowerMaxxing]

true favela bad boys own neckpilled dogos
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Baddest man on the planet owned a cat

 

[Deleted member 13824]

Dogs
- take monster shits, also might eat it then lick u
- dont clean themselves
- have a set of knives in their mouths that can be fatal
- can protect if trained
- malt more than cats cus bigger body
-bark loud af which is annoying and u might not be able to get sleep
-have to take time out of ur day to walk them or they get crazy

Cats
- clean themselves
- bury their own shit
- will hardly ever attack and if they do doesnt hurt at all
- walk themselves
-dont care about attention as much

My cat is used up whore

There was like 3 other male cats around my cat wanting to fuck her, they abused her so it was screaming the fuck loud, i waked up so i went outside to pick her up and as soon as i was about to pick her, she fucking run away from me with other male cats, not even turned around to look at me I...

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