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[j1gga]

FOID FOID FOID ALERT
DNR DNR DNR
LOCK THE DOORS. CLOSE THE BLINDS. HIDE THE WALLET.
HYPERGAMY DETECTED. CHAD SIGNAL AT MAXIMUM STRENGTH.
BROOTAL. IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN.
DEPLOY THE COPE. ENGAGE THE COPIUM RESERVES.
LOOKSMAX STATUS: IRRELEVANT.
PERSONALITY DLC: NOT INSTALLED.
WAGECUCK PROTOCOL INITIATED.
IT’S SO OVER. WE ARE ENTERING NEGATIVE AURA TERRITORY.
DNR DNR DNR. FOID CONTAINMENT HAS FAILED.

 

[WilhelmThyWizard]

ICK ALERT, I GOT THE ICK

 

[fallen442]

are you on medication currently?

 

[j1gga]

are you on medication currently?

Unfortunately no

 

[j1gga]

ICK ALERT, I GOT THE ICK

ICK ALERT
I GOT THE ICK. IT’S OVER. ABORT MISSION.
BRO SAID “hehe” INSTEAD OF “lol”.
BRO TRIPPED ON A FLAT SURFACE.
BRO DRANK WATER TOO AGGRESSIVELY.
BRO EXISTED SLIGHTLY OFF-CENTER.
DOPAMINE LEVELS: 0%.
ATTRACTION.EXE HAS STOPPED WORKING.
INITIATING GHOSTING PROTOCOL…
UNMATCHED. UNFOLLOWED. UNIVERSE RESET.
CHAT, IS THIS SALVAGEABLE???
NEGATIVE AURA DETECTED
ICK. ICK. ICK. ICK. ICK.
IT’S SO OVER.

 

[Yuqwi]

FOID FOID FOID ALERT
DNR DNR DNR
LOCK THE DOORS. CLOSE THE BLINDS. HIDE THE WALLET.
HYPERGAMY DETECTED. CHAD SIGNAL AT MAXIMUM STRENGTH.
BROOTAL. IT NEVER EVEN BEGAN.
DEPLOY THE COPE. ENGAGE THE COPIUM RESERVES.
LOOKSMAX STATUS: IRRELEVANT.
PERSONALITY DLC: NOT INSTALLED.
WAGECUCK PROTOCOL INITIATED.
IT’S SO OVER. WE ARE ENTERING NEGATIVE AURA TERRITORY.
DNR DNR DNR. FOID CONTAINMENT HAS FAILED.

Nigga calm down, remember you don’t have a social life and only stay in your room, no foid would come near you

 

[pharmaci3t]

Starting protocol TFR to TFD

 

[j1gga]

Nigga calm down, remember you don’t have a social life and only stay in your room, no foid would come near you

REALITY CHECK ALERT
CALM DOWN. NO FOIDS DETECTED.
ROOM STATUS: NEVER LEFT.
SOCIAL LIFE: OFFLINE.
THREAT LEVEL: IMAGINARY.
FALSE ALARM. RETURN TO YOUR REGULARLY SCHEDULED DOOMSCROLLING.

 

[j1gga]

Starting protocol TFR to TFD

TFD TFD TFD
TARGET FOUND.
TFR TFR TFR
TARGET EVISCERATED.
EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

 

[pharmaci3t]

TFD TFD TFD
TARGET FOUND.
TFR TFR TFR
TARGET EVISCERATED.
EVACUATE IMMEDIATELY.

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