1 beer made me drunk

[Deleted member 22124]

Drank on empty stomach so now I'm wasted.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Lightweight little twink

 

[Deleted member 20399]

Lightweight little twink

That’s a good thing

 

[Vermilioncore]

That’s a good thing

Na that’s a faggot thing

 

[Deleted member 22124]

Lightweight little twink

You ain't wrong brobro

That’s a good thing

Thank you

Na that’s a faggot thing

Nah I just look neotenous and trustworthy. The cashier asked for ID which I forgot, but I was able to get away with forgetting it because of my impeccable charms and likeability. One of the female workers even said "you look so kind" so they let me have it.