#1 sign that you cant get pussy

[Captain Albania]

Being obsessed with putting all women in the same basket and trying to find some universal formula for getting them all easily, no matter how shit your looks and everything else about you are

A retard trait as well

> hurrdurr women are stupid and easy to manipulate
> takes him 18 months to even get a date with a mtb

Just lol

 

[Deleted member 57464]

no formulas for my face

 

[slayer69]

how are u doing op, its been a while

 

[Latinolooksmaxxer]

No formulas for Albania

 

[Captain Albania]

how are u doing op, its been a while

Cant recognize anyone here, and i ve only been away for 2 years

 

[halfbloodaryanmaxxe]

universal formula for getting them all easily

This formula is called: 6’3+, white, psl 5+

 

[Big White Cuck]

Unfunny larp

 

[Captain Albania]

Unfunny larp

I dont think you know what larp means, so i ll just assume you are a curry

 

[Big White Cuck]

I dont think you know what larp means, so i ll just assume you are a curry

If you were not a larp you would have recognized me.

Hint : You used to call me daddy.

 

[Captain Albania]

If you were not a larp you would have recognized me.

Hint : You used to call me daddy.

You are assuming you are relevant

This is like a random fan pestering michael jordan because he took a selfie with him 10 years ago

 

[Captain Albania]

This formula is called: 6’3+, white, psl 5+

Funny how this forum is full of incels with those stats then

 

[Captain Albania]

No formulas for Albania

Would you assume i was from jupiter if i used it in my username?