10 holy commandments from a wizard for you youngcels.

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I think as 40yo virgin I can serve as an example of what to avoid when you are a youngcel so listen carefully youngcels. I am speaking from wisdom and experience:

1. Thou shalt not give up yourselves. Don't let yourselves get fat. Don't stop going to the gym!

You may be thinking there is no point in it as you are ugly anyway but you may not be as bad as you think and let's just assume you are...you will fuck up your health if you let yourself get fat. I got water in my legs. I have a fucked up back. It hurts and it sucks. Don't do this to yourselves. You will limit your possibilities in a bad way.

2. Thou shalt not overestimate rejection from women!

When you are young competition is insane. Girls in the west of choices. Society treats them like goddesses. The truth is we are the ones who are being discriminated against. So rejection from women means shit. They just got way too many options. That's all. Don't let them crush your ego.

3. Thou shalt not stop to take care of yourselves!

Wash yourself. Keep your place clean. Dress good. Learn to cook and avoid eating crap. Shave even the parts of your body you feel like nobody is ever going to see anyway. It is important for you to maintain at least somewhat of a good picture of yourselves.

4. Thou shalt not isolate yourselves.

You may feel like life sucks and you may start to hate everybody but don't isolate yourselves! You will wake up at some point in the future maybe a decade later only to realize your life is over and you have wasted it sitting in your mom's basement. Trust me it is not the way to go.

5. Thou shalt not watch porn.


Avoid porn. That shit is going to addict you. You will end up not only wasting tons of time but you are going to need more and more fucked up shit to get hard. Normal sex will stop turning you on and you may end up with ED. As Randy March wisely put it: "Once you jack off to Japanese girls puking in each others mouths, you can't exactly go back to Playboy."

6. Thou shalt not value quick pleasure more than long term success.

Don't play vidya all day. Don't eat fast food all day. Don't jack off all day. Try to build up a career.

7. Thou shalt not support left politics.

I know especially as someone receiving NEET bucks or as an ethnic it may be tempting to support leftists. DON'T!!! The leftists bring you feminism and other cancer like ideas that will make the world more of a shithole than it already is. The leftists will stop you from getting rich as they will steal your money and give it to others (especially to women) therefore taking moneymaxxing away from you as a possibility to gain access to pussy. The leftists will take away your copes such as cars with big and loud engines. The leftists are CANCER and will fuck things up for you and all men even more than they already did. Even if you are broke. Even if you are black. LEFTISTS ARE CANCER!!!!

8. Thou shalt start to save money at an early age.

Save money and invest it in good stocks of solid companies. If you start young than at least at some point in the future you will be moneymaxxed to a point where you can impress a female enough to maybe reproduce with you. And even if not you will have the money to cope or to build up a business or to travel around the world.

9. Thou shalt not remain a virgin past 20.

Just fuck a hooker if you find yourself a virgin at the age of 20. Save up cash and travel to Europe if necessary. You do NOT and I mean NOT under any circumstances want to end up a 40 yo virgin like myself as it feels like shit. Even if some really hot famous actress would fuck me now I couldn't wash away the shame of having turned 40 as a virgin (if I even got my 40yo dick hard). So trust me...fuck a hoe. Pay her... Yeah it sucks and yeah it is not what you want but trust me it is better than turning 40 an unfucked virgin.

10. Thou shalt become a man and have principles.

Work on yourselves. Study. Learn stuff. Learn to cook. Learn to dance. Dress well. Do stuff. Be badass. Don't sit in your mom's fucking basement.
 
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but how could a 40 year old wizard know how to became a knight?
 
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Caged hard at 5. :LOL::ROFLMAO:
 
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Good thread tbh :feelsgood:
 
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but how could a 40 year old wizard know how to became a knight?

As he has reached perfection in becoming the opposite of one he can tell you exactly what you must do to not become him.
 
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Did you acquire any special powers when you ascended to wizard status?
 
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Did you acquire any special powers when you ascended to wizard status?

I actually did... I have gotten really good at trading to the point where I can continuously make profits from it. I traded night and day since as a wizard I had nothing else to do. I think one day I might have the powers to make millions with it. Maybe once I ascend to a Wraith.
 
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I actually did... I have gotten really good at trading to the point where I can continuously make profits from it. I traded night and day since as a wizard I had nothing else to do. I think one day I might have the powers to make millions with it. Maybe once I ascend to a Wraith.
That's amazing, why don't you go and have sex with escorts then, you can easily afford it...
 
That's amazing, why don't you go and have sex with escorts then, you can easily afford it...

I could easily afford it but my dick barely gets hard after watching only the most fucked up porn for 23 years.
 
Thx i will live by these rules
and revisit thread when I feel weak
Incellah
 
Caged hard at 5. :LOL::ROFLMAO:


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but it's wise

Even from hedonistic standpoint
because Life works in mysteries ways

Don't overobsess about your object of desire: be it your oneitis, money, dream looks, sex or more than likely you won't get it

it's best to not think about it at all doing unrelated things
take for example sex:
you keep watching porn fantasizing about doing it and getting further away from women who are the givers of it
think about them as objects not people, not make friends with them, cant speak with them normally and they dont want you around them cause you'll act weird always counting on something and stressing if you made a mistake
also likely you'll get ED from it

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cope thread

Even if you were 20 years old again with your knowledge nothing would have changed for you, you would still sit at your "mom's basement".
It's just your destiny
 
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cope thread

Even if you were 20 years old again with your knowledge nothing would have changed for you, you would still sit at your "mom's basement".
It's just your destiny

That is probably true tbh. My autism and small dick are a death sentence tbh. So thinking about it I do not even need to regret anything.
 
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