10 hottest men ever recorded

[fodenglazer]

Enough of the PSL cope, HERE are the 10 OBJECTIVELY hottest men ever recorded in order;
of course it doesn't include ogres like Drago, Henry Cavill, Hexum or old looking guys
that no woman simps for (Jon Kortajarena, Gandy etc.):

1-Alain Delon, litteraly no debate..
2-Leonardo DiCaprio
3-Lucas Bergvall
4-Brad Pitt
5-Damien Kater
6-Sean O'Pry
7-Francisco Lachowski
8-Salludon
9-Zario
10-Mukasa Kakonge

H.M: prime Jordan Barrett, Haruma Miura etc.

Notice how the top 5 all have blue eyes, 8 are white, jfl if you don't have cumskin sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah I can already smell the incoming "grey", "you made your account a month ago" "keep coping" responses, just know that Tails would agree with my ranking, simpy because it's true, and no your favourite ogre with "warrior skull" that you worship doesn't appeal to women.

 

[recai iskender]

Gay

 

[grungymallard97]

Enough of the PSL cope, HERE are the 10 OBJECTIVELY hottest men ever recorded in order;
of course it doesn't include ogres like Drago, Henry Cavill, Hexum or old looking guys
that no woman simps for (Jon Kortajarena, Gandy etc.):

1-Alain Delon, litteraly no debate..
2-Leonardo DiCaprio
3-Lucas Bergvall
4-Brad Pitt
5-Damien Kater
6-Sean O'Pry
7-Francisco Lachowski
8-Salludon
9-Zario
10-Mukasa Kakonge

H.M: prime Jordan Barrett, Haruma Miura etc.

Notice how the top 5 all have blue eyes, 8 are white, jfl if you don't have cumskin sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah I can already smell the incoming "grey", "you made your account a month ago" "keep coping" responses, just know that Tails would agree with my ranking, simpy because it's true, and no your favourite ogre with "warrior skull" that you worship doesn't appeal to women.

Chico being that low = greycel post

 

[fodenglazer]

Chico being that low = greycel post

"grey" "joined in july", Chico prime was something but bro lasted 3 months and his brown eyes and brown hair nerf him sadly

 

[fodenglazer]

Gay

you have a lightskin mf as your pfp bro

 

[recai iskender]

you have a lightskin mf as your pfp bro

You dont know goonicide?

 

[grungymallard97]

"grey" "joined in july", Chico prime was something but bro lasted 3 months and his brown eyes and brown hair nerf him sadly

his prime lasted like a decade bro

I joined 6 months before u and what? u got Lucas bergvall in ur top 3 I’m a spurs fan but that’s just gay faggotry atp

 

[punk1]

"grey" "joined in july", Chico prime was something but bro lasted 3 months and his brown eyes and brown hair nerf him sadly

Joined: December 13, 2024

 

[fodenglazer]

his prime lasted like a decade bro

I joined 6 months before u and what? u got Lucas bergvall in ur top 3 I’m a spurs fan but that’s just gay faggotry atp

his prime was like march 2011 to 2013, at 25 he looked like a French dad, also Lucas is objectivally better, better face structure and obviously better you know what

 

[fodenglazer]

You dont know goonicide?

oh I remember the meme, so dead bro just move on

 

[grungymallard97]

his prime was like march 2011 to 2013, at 25 he looked like a French dad, also Lucas is objectivally better, better face structure and obviously better you know what

Lucas bergvall isn’t even the best looking on our squad pal, VDV MOGs hard. Only person I agree with on ur list is Alain Delon

 

[diditeverbegin]

But would spurs be 16th if bergvall looked like this?
I'm too lazy to put an aggressive morph here.

 

[recai iskender]

oh I remember the meme, so dead bro just move on

He wouldnt want me to move on
He died for a reason

 

[RXnd]

Dnr fag

 

[fodenglazer]

Lucas bergvall isn’t even the best looking on our squad pal, VDV MOGs hard. Only person I agree with on ur list is Alain Delon

jfl you mean the tall ogre defender that looks like he just got a lobotomy just fucking laughing at u even comparing him to a prince like figure LOL

 

[fodenglazer]

But would spurs be 16th if bergvall looked like this?
I'm too lazy to put an aggressive morph here.

I like the French song, TikTok edits lowkey fire sometimes. Also Lucas Bergvall is already at perfection level, you cannot morph him to look better

 

[diditeverbegin]

I like the French song, TikTok edits lowkey fire sometimes. Also Lucas Bergvall is already at perfection level, you cannot morph him to look better

Ik, he is already very gl, but those morphs where they give Drago a third eye and exaggerate their zygos is what I'm referring to.

 

[grungymallard97]

jfl you mean the tall ogre defender that looks like he just got a lobotomy just fucking laughing at u even comparing him to a prince like figure LOL

how is he ogre like??

 

[fodenglazer]

how is he ogre like??

big nose, long ass midface, bad skin, eye area is horrendous, falls outside of ideal Human height range of 6'1-6'3

 

[diditeverbegin]

how is he ogre like??

Maguire is a better defender btw
( )

 

[SmugCel]

Enough of the PSL cope, HERE are the 10 OBJECTIVELY hottest men ever recorded in order;
of course it doesn't include ogres like Drago, Henry Cavill, Hexum or old looking guys
that no woman simps for (Jon Kortajarena, Gandy etc.):

1-Alain Delon, litteraly no debate..
2-Leonardo DiCaprio
3-Lucas Bergvall
4-Brad Pitt
5-Damien Kater
6-Sean O'Pry
7-Francisco Lachowski
8-Salludon
9-Zario
10-Mukasa Kakonge

H.M: prime Jordan Barrett, Haruma Miura etc.

Notice how the top 5 all have blue eyes, 8 are white, jfl if you don't have cumskin sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah I can already smell the incoming "grey", "you made your account a month ago" "keep coping" responses, just know that Tails would agree with my ranking, simpy because it's true, and no your favourite ogre with "warrior skull" that you worship doesn't appeal to women.

this post made me wanna kms

 

[fodenglazer]

this post made me wanna kms

Because you realized you were living in your psl world delusion

 

[SmugCel]

Because you realized you were living in your psl world delusion

This whole list should have been Alain Delon no glaze.

 

[fodenglazer]

This whole list should have been Alain Delon no glaze.

True but for the sake of diversity.

 

[Sayonara]

Oh Zario.... He should be higher than autist mentalcel kater. He owns BP incels glaze while Zario Bolanos has a female population simping for him on his acc, best looking guy on app no shit

 

[fodenglazer]

Oh Zario.... He should be higher than autist mentalcel kater. He owns BP incels glaze while Zario Bolanos has a female population simping for him on his acc, best looking guy on app no shit

Zario is really something man.. but Kater is blonde with blue eyes, and has more masculine features

 

[XxeroxX-_-XxeroxX]

Gay

As fuck

 

[XxeroxX-_-XxeroxX]

Congratulations bro on your coming out! June is in 2 months!

 

[lightskinniggga]

Enough of the PSL cope, HERE are the 10 OBJECTIVELY hottest men ever recorded in order;
of course it doesn't include ogres like Drago, Henry Cavill, Hexum or old looking guys
that no woman simps for (Jon Kortajarena, Gandy etc.):

1-Alain Delon, litteraly no debate..
2-Leonardo DiCaprio
3-Lucas Bergvall
4-Brad Pitt
5-Damien Kater
6-Sean O'Pry
7-Francisco Lachowski
8-Salludon
9-Zario
10-Mukasa Kakonge

H.M: prime Jordan Barrett, Haruma Miura etc.

Notice how the top 5 all have blue eyes, 8 are white, jfl if you don't have cumskin sorry not sorry.
Oh yeah I can already smell the incoming "grey", "you made your account a month ago" "keep coping" responses, just know that Tails would agree with my ranking, simpy because it's true, and no your favourite ogre with "warrior skull" that you worship doesn't appeal to women.

DNR Tyrone still feels fucks all the snowbunnies

Making her ass move with every stroke - Porn GIF

Watch porn GIF: Making her ass move with every stroke on XCafe

xcafe.com

 

[yoshisand]

DNR Tyrone still feels fucks all the snowbunnies

Making her ass move with every stroke - Porn GIF

Watch porn GIF: Making her ass move with every stroke on XCafe

xcafe.com

200% gel In her but

 

[pfl]

his prime was like march 2011 to 2013, at 25 he looked like a French dad, also Lucas is objectivally better, better face structure and obviously better you know what

Chico mogs lucas

 

[fodenglazer]

Chico mogs lucas

sadly not a chance in the World, especially since Chico only a decent bone structure on the runway and looks mid in real life, while Bergvall looks good after sweating for 65 minutes. Also Bergvall is white and Chico is kinda part native American so..

 

[fodenglazer]

DNR Tyrone still feels fucks all the snowbunnies

Making her ass move with every stroke - Porn GIF

Watch porn GIF: Making her ass move with every stroke on XCafe

xcafe.com

whatever makes you not hate your skin color bro

 

[superpsycho]

imagine waking up everyday and seeing this face in the mirror....

that alone would be lifefuel.

brutal.

 

[heightmaxxing]

@heightmaxxing should be 8th

 

[pfl]

sadly not a chance in the World, especially since Chico only a decent bone structure on the runway and looks mid in real life, while Bergvall looks good after sweating for 65 minutes. Also Bergvall is white and Chico is kinda part native American so..

I can measure them both and chico mogs

 

[copassassin696]

lol at cheecow making it to top 10

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Depp not on here is crazy. Esp when you got Leo so high

 

[Swarthy Knight]

And just looked up that Lucas dude. This the school shooter you got at #3??

 

[fodenglazer]

I can measure them both and chico mogs

And just looked up that Lucas dude. This the school shooter you got at #3??

View attachment 3623297

you mean the guy with high cheekbones, slim elegant skull, cute blue eyes, blonde with a cute smile and good lower third? jfl

 

[fodenglazer]

Depp is genuinely so mid and gets mogged by DiCaprio, it's not even close, look at the number of edits each of them has lol

Depp not on here is crazy. Esp when you got Leo so high

 

[cytoplasm]

 

[Sonneillon]

1-Alain Delon, litteraly no debate..
2-Leonardo DiCaprio
3-Lucas Bergvall
4-Brad Pitt
5-Damien Kater
6-Sean O'Pry
7-Francisco Lachowski
8-Salludon
9-Zario
10-Mukasa Kakonge

Vafammokk
Where in fuck is dellisola you fucking idiot

 

[gangiewangie]

bruh, hexum mogs the entire list when he was in his prime he was legit called a sex symbol by every single woman there, DELULUCEL

 

[fodenglazer]

bruh, hexum mogs the entire list when he was in his prime he was legit called a sex symbol by every single woman there, DELULUCEL

yeah especially with his tilt that made him look sad all the time, and his horredous hair, pretty boys mog ogres, hard pill for you to swallow I know I know

 

[gangiewangie]

yeah especially with his tilt that made him look sad all the time, and his horredous hair, pretty boys mog ogres, hard pill for you to swallow I know I know

1980's widely recognized sex symbol man shut up, pretty boys like chico wish to be rawdogged by robust chads like hexum

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Depp is genuinely so mid and gets mogged by DiCaprio, it's not even close, look at the number of edits each of them has lol

Cope