Vass
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Hello guys my HGH arrived on March 4th, 1000 iu. This only lasts 100 days but I will buy more later.
My syringes arrived yesterday night and I pinned yesterday night, 10 iu
I will explain my process of how I got HGH so anyone can follow along, if you aren't interested and just want to see if I felt anything or whatever then skip the blue text and read the red text
First I tried to obtain the crypto I needed to pay the vendor for HGH. This was arguably the most annoying part because I didn't know shit about how crypto works. I did a little research and found out there were websites that sold crypto but they required age verification, and then "wallets" that hold your crypto which don't need age verification.
I lied to my dad that I wanted to invest my money into crypto and he agreed to do the age verification for me. I used coinbase.com, but there was a problem because my dad was in another country working at that time so coinbase got fucking suspicious there were 2 IPs in 1 account and they fucking locked my account.
Then I realized in my crypto wallet I was using (phantom wallet) there was a "buy" option so I was like why not press that. It brought me to moonbase which was another crypto website and my dad did the age verification for me (this time he was back so no weird IP difference). I realized that once my dad did the age verification once I could buy as much crypto as I wanted myself without him knowing. This is very easy to do, you can tell your dad you want to invest like 50 dollars or something, once he does the age verification connect the debit card you will use to apple pay and use apple pay to pay for the crypto in moonpay (there is a 500$ daily limit you can buy I think).
Anyways with this I now had 700$ in solana, I converted it into USDC-spl and asked the vendor to buy 2 of the 50x10iu HGH on 27th february. On the 28th february they replied with the crypto wallet adresses. I sent the money and gave them the transaction ID, on March 2 they gave me the tracking code (keep in mind february is only 28 days so March 2 is 2 days after. This is water but some of you are really that retarded)
My HGH arrived on March 4th. I also had to buy other supplies such as: Alcohol pads, insulin syringes, reconstitution syringes, BAC water, and a sharps container.
I will also be ordering AI, it will arrive in 20-30 days. Aromasin to be exact, 12.5 mg a day
Right after I the reconstitution syringes arrived I opened all the packages and prepared to pin. I expected this to be a little difficult and was prepared to search tons of questions on google but it was actually fucking easy. You just open the reconsitution syringe drop some BAC in the HGH vials, stick the insulin syringe there draw some out, clean your abs and pinch the fat and stick it in.
The needle was not scary whatsoever since I thought it would be big but a insulin syringe is fucking small. It's so fucking short.
Also, drawing HGH from the vials was very easy. Because each vial was 10 iu and I was taking 10 iu a day, I would just draw the entire vial. This also means I do not have to refridgerate my HGH since I am using the vial right after I reconstitute it. A bit more expensive since buying in bulk is cheaper, but much easier.
I got ZERO sleep benefits whatsoever. But that might be because yesterday I woke up at 3:00 PM and i fell asleep at 12:00 midnight. But I got woken up in the middle of the night like 2 times and it was hard to fall asleep (I don't think this was the HGH i was just not tired at all). I woke up today at 12:00 noon.
I don't feel any different but that's understandable since HGH just makes your cells grow it's not gonna make you feel anything. I do not have any hand tingling, though this is my first day so I might have some in the future.
My face is fucking bloated, more bloated than normal. I've also been eating more meat for the past few days and prior to today my morning bloats were getting much better. So the bloat today was absolutely HGH.
Funny thing is my body looked a little leaner and I had a bit more muscle definition. But I usually never look at my body at mornings so I don't know if it's normal or a HGH specific effect. This is only in the mirror also, when i look down and squeeze my stomach there seems to be the same amount of fat (and FYI i'm not fat my stats are 63 kg 5'9)
When my brother gets back today I will probably get him to help me take some progress photos and measurements. I didn't do this yesterday because the syringes arrived late and he was already asleep.
Anyways I'm still excited for the "sleep benefits" but I didn't fucking get any of it yesterday so I'm hoping I might experience it tonight.
Edit: i know I just said I had no sleep benefits but I literally just remembered my dream. And yes it was pretty vivid. But not a good dream it was sort of a nightmare (not scary but it was kind of stressful).
Basically I was commanding my tribe in a giant playground and it was connected to a mall that turned evil at nighttime and I had to search for some missing people but the mall security detained me and threw me outside of the universe into deep space.
My syringes arrived yesterday night and I pinned yesterday night, 10 iu
I will explain my process of how I got HGH so anyone can follow along, if you aren't interested and just want to see if I felt anything or whatever then skip the blue text and read the red text
First I tried to obtain the crypto I needed to pay the vendor for HGH. This was arguably the most annoying part because I didn't know shit about how crypto works. I did a little research and found out there were websites that sold crypto but they required age verification, and then "wallets" that hold your crypto which don't need age verification.
I lied to my dad that I wanted to invest my money into crypto and he agreed to do the age verification for me. I used coinbase.com, but there was a problem because my dad was in another country working at that time so coinbase got fucking suspicious there were 2 IPs in 1 account and they fucking locked my account.
Then I realized in my crypto wallet I was using (phantom wallet) there was a "buy" option so I was like why not press that. It brought me to moonbase which was another crypto website and my dad did the age verification for me (this time he was back so no weird IP difference). I realized that once my dad did the age verification once I could buy as much crypto as I wanted myself without him knowing. This is very easy to do, you can tell your dad you want to invest like 50 dollars or something, once he does the age verification connect the debit card you will use to apple pay and use apple pay to pay for the crypto in moonpay (there is a 500$ daily limit you can buy I think).
Anyways with this I now had 700$ in solana, I converted it into USDC-spl and asked the vendor to buy 2 of the 50x10iu HGH on 27th february. On the 28th february they replied with the crypto wallet adresses. I sent the money and gave them the transaction ID, on March 2 they gave me the tracking code (keep in mind february is only 28 days so March 2 is 2 days after. This is water but some of you are really that retarded)
My HGH arrived on March 4th. I also had to buy other supplies such as: Alcohol pads, insulin syringes, reconstitution syringes, BAC water, and a sharps container.
I will also be ordering AI, it will arrive in 20-30 days. Aromasin to be exact, 12.5 mg a day
Right after I the reconstitution syringes arrived I opened all the packages and prepared to pin. I expected this to be a little difficult and was prepared to search tons of questions on google but it was actually fucking easy. You just open the reconsitution syringe drop some BAC in the HGH vials, stick the insulin syringe there draw some out, clean your abs and pinch the fat and stick it in.
The needle was not scary whatsoever since I thought it would be big but a insulin syringe is fucking small. It's so fucking short.
Also, drawing HGH from the vials was very easy. Because each vial was 10 iu and I was taking 10 iu a day, I would just draw the entire vial. This also means I do not have to refridgerate my HGH since I am using the vial right after I reconstitute it. A bit more expensive since buying in bulk is cheaper, but much easier.
I got ZERO sleep benefits whatsoever. But that might be because yesterday I woke up at 3:00 PM and i fell asleep at 12:00 midnight. But I got woken up in the middle of the night like 2 times and it was hard to fall asleep (I don't think this was the HGH i was just not tired at all). I woke up today at 12:00 noon.
I don't feel any different but that's understandable since HGH just makes your cells grow it's not gonna make you feel anything. I do not have any hand tingling, though this is my first day so I might have some in the future.
My face is fucking bloated, more bloated than normal. I've also been eating more meat for the past few days and prior to today my morning bloats were getting much better. So the bloat today was absolutely HGH.
Funny thing is my body looked a little leaner and I had a bit more muscle definition. But I usually never look at my body at mornings so I don't know if it's normal or a HGH specific effect. This is only in the mirror also, when i look down and squeeze my stomach there seems to be the same amount of fat (and FYI i'm not fat my stats are 63 kg 5'9)
When my brother gets back today I will probably get him to help me take some progress photos and measurements. I didn't do this yesterday because the syringes arrived late and he was already asleep.
Anyways I'm still excited for the "sleep benefits" but I didn't fucking get any of it yesterday so I'm hoping I might experience it tonight.
Edit: i know I just said I had no sleep benefits but I literally just remembered my dream. And yes it was pretty vivid. But not a good dream it was sort of a nightmare (not scary but it was kind of stressful).
Basically I was commanding my tribe in a giant playground and it was connected to a mall that turned evil at nighttime and I had to search for some missing people but the mall security detained me and threw me outside of the universe into deep space.
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