100 softmaxxes for NEET who have alot of time

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1) Tank top button down combo
2) Expansive body language
3) The '12-3-30' threadmill workout
4) Start lining up your beard (word = 'sin')
5) Hang from a pull up bar
6) Apply moisturizer daily with sunblock in it
7) Scraping your tongue
8) Try doing stomach vaccuum everyday
9) Intermittent fasting
10) Chew some tough chewing gum
11) Start adding retinol in your skincare
12) The Halo Effect
13) Long coat
14) Try using gua sha
15) Always have a gum to share with people
16) Bag balm moisturizer
17) Run one mile every single day
18) Redness relieving eyedrops
19) Don't waste your money buying expensive colognes (buy knockoffs off Amazon)
20) Eyebrow grooming routine
21) Try a white linen button down
22) Put Vaseline before using cologne
23) Start layering clothes
24) Start using minoxidil if you're losing hair or experiencing thinning hair
25) Use minoxidil for facial hair growth
26) Action dissolves anxiety
27) Wear high socks (if you have bad calf genetics)
28) Egg mask for hair
29) Find your colors
30) Consider rocking a buzz cut
31) Start taking an Ashwagandha supplement
32) Linen pants
33) Lemon juice is natural hair lightner
34) Wall art
35) The Rule Of Thirds Fashion
36) Report breaking tonality
37) Grow your arms
38) Drink a gallon of water everyday
39) Trim your arms
40) Cutting out sugar
41) Find your style interest
42) Try an eyebrow growth serum
43) Classic sunglasses
44) Train your neck
45) Add hand movements while talking
46) Straighten teeth
47) Posture correction using tape
48) Classic side part hairstyle
49) Pumice stone to remove dead skin
50) The String Theory
51) Get a couple dope hobbies
52) Get hypochlorous acid
53) Use volume powder for hair
54) Cold shower in the morning
55) Get rid of eye bags using spoon in the freezer method
56) Silk pillowcase
57) Eyelash serum
58) Chin tucks for posture correction
59) Dye your eyebrows
60) Blow dryer trick for hair volume
61) Daily collagen supplement
62) Nuface device
63) Posing tips for photos
64) Baggy pants and bulky shoes combo
65) All black outfit
66) Slightly bite the inside of your mouth cheek
67) Consume 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight
68) Get some highlight for hair (blonde)
69) Deep voice trick
70) Light grey sweatpants
71) Wax your eyebrows
72) Try using fake glasses
73) Debulk hair sides
74) Daily biotin supplement
75) Whitening strips
76) 100 pushups daily
77) Grip strengthening trainer
78) Middle part hairstyle
79) Slow down your movements
80) Put Vaseline on your lips and gently brush your lips with toothbrush
81) Use eyelash curler
82) Try relaxing your eyebrows
83) Eat a carrot everyday for a slight tan skin
84) Only abs exercise to do daily
85) Common sense diet
86) Exfoliate your lips once a week
87) Mewing
88) Spread gum up against the roof of your mouth at all times
89) Oil pulling (in mouth)
90) Wear a hat
91) Use concealer
92) Invest in statement jacket
93) Tennis sweater
94) Eat sliced beets for vascularity
95) No Fap
96) Sea salt spray
97) Add tanning ointment to your daily moisturizer
98) Model walk
99) Jewellery
100) Love yourself
 
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1) Tank top button down combo
2) Expansive body language
3) The '12-3-30' threadmill workout
4) Start lining up your beard (word = 'sin')
5) Hang from a pull up bar
6) Apply moisturizer daily with sunblock in it
7) Scraping your tongue
8) Try doing stomach vaccuum everyday
9) Intermittent fasting
10) Chew some tough chewing gum
11) Start adding retinol in your skincare
12) The Halo Effect
13) Long coat
14) Try using gua sha
15) Always have a gum to share with people
16) Bag balm moisturizer
17) Run one mile every single day
18) Redness relieving eyedrops
19) Don't waste your money buying expensive colognes (buy knockoffs off Amazon)
20) Eyebrow grooming routine
21) Try a white linen button down
22) Put Vaseline before using cologne
23) Start layering clothes
24) Start using minoxidil if you're losing hair or experiencing thinning hair
25) Use minoxidil for facial hair growth
26) Action dissolves anxiety
27) Wear high socks (if you have bad calf genetics)
28) Egg mask for hair
29) Find your colors
30) Consider rocking a buzz cut
31) Start taking an Ashwagandha supplement
32) Linen pants
33) Lemon juice is natural hair lightner
34) Wall art
35) The Rule Of Thirds Fashion
36) Report breaking tonality
37) Grow your arms
38) Drink a gallon of water everyday
39) Trim your arms
40) Cutting out sugar
41) Find your style interest
42) Try an eyebrow growth serum
43) Classic sunglasses
44) Train your neck
45) Add hand movements while talking
46) Straighten teeth
47) Posture correction using tape
48) Classic side part hairstyle
49) Pumice stone to remove dead skin
50) The String Theory
51) Get a couple dope hobbies
52) Get hypochlorous acid
53) Use volume powder for hair
54) Cold shower in the morning
55) Get rid of eye bags using spoon in the freezer method
56) Silk pillowcase
57) Eyelash serum
58) Chin tucks for posture correction
59) Dye your eyebrows
60) Blow dryer trick for hair volume
61) Daily collagen supplement
62) Nuface device
63) Posing tips for photos
64) Baggy pants and bulky shoes combo
65) All black outfit
66) Slightly bite the inside of your mouth cheek
67) Consume 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight
68) Get some highlight for hair (blonde)
69) Deep voice trick
70) Light grey sweatpants
71) Wax your eyebrows
72) Try using fake glasses
73) Debulk hair sides
74) Daily biotin supplement
75) Whitening strips
76) 100 pushups daily
77) Grip strengthening trainer
78) Middle part hairstyle
79) Slow down your movements
80) Put Vaseline on your lips and gently brush your lips with toothbrush
81) Use eyelash curler
82) Try relaxing your eyebrows
83) Eat a carrot everyday for a slight tan skin
84) Only abs exercise to do daily
85) Common sense diet
86) Exfoliate your lips once a week
87) Mewing
88) Spread gum up against the roof of your mouth at all times
89) Oil pulling (in mouth)
90) Wear a hat
91) Use concealer
92) Invest in statement jacket
93) Tennis sweater
94) Eat sliced beets for vascularity
95) No Fap
96) Sea salt spray
97) Add tanning ointment to your daily moisturizer
98) Model walk
99) Jewellery
100) Love yourself
finally a decent thread pretty good tbh make looksmaxing section great again
 
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this should be botb tbh easy to read and accessible to everyone
 
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All of this just to go back every few weeks to .org and post "I will rope because I can't slay".
 
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running?
 
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if this hits botb for even a second this site is at an even lower new low.
It will be life changing for some people
 
if this hits botb for even a second this site is at an even lower new low.
most of these aren't even legit softmaxxes, just a waste of time
 
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1) Tank top button down combo
2) Expansive body language
3) The '12-3-30' threadmill workout
4) Start lining up your beard (word = 'sin')
5) Hang from a pull up bar
6) Apply moisturizer daily with sunblock in it
7) Scraping your tongue
8) Try doing stomach vaccuum everyday
9) Intermittent fasting
10) Chew some tough chewing gum
11) Start adding retinol in your skincare
12) The Halo Effect
13) Long coat
14) Try using gua sha
15) Always have a gum to share with people
16) Bag balm moisturizer
17) Run one mile every single day
18) Redness relieving eyedrops
19) Don't waste your money buying expensive colognes (buy knockoffs off Amazon)
20) Eyebrow grooming routine
21) Try a white linen button down
22) Put Vaseline before using cologne
23) Start layering clothes
24) Start using minoxidil if you're losing hair or experiencing thinning hair
25) Use minoxidil for facial hair growth
26) Action dissolves anxiety
27) Wear high socks (if you have bad calf genetics)
28) Egg mask for hair
29) Find your colors
30) Consider rocking a buzz cut
31) Start taking an Ashwagandha supplement
32) Linen pants
33) Lemon juice is natural hair lightner
34) Wall art
35) The Rule Of Thirds Fashion
36) Report breaking tonality
37) Grow your arms
38) Drink a gallon of water everyday
39) Trim your arms
40) Cutting out sugar
41) Find your style interest
42) Try an eyebrow growth serum
43) Classic sunglasses
44) Train your neck
45) Add hand movements while talking
46) Straighten teeth
47) Posture correction using tape
48) Classic side part hairstyle
49) Pumice stone to remove dead skin
50) The String Theory
51) Get a couple dope hobbies
52) Get hypochlorous acid
53) Use volume powder for hair
54) Cold shower in the morning
55) Get rid of eye bags using spoon in the freezer method
56) Silk pillowcase
57) Eyelash serum
58) Chin tucks for posture correction
59) Dye your eyebrows
60) Blow dryer trick for hair volume
61) Daily collagen supplement
62) Nuface device
63) Posing tips for photos
64) Baggy pants and bulky shoes combo
65) All black outfit
66) Slightly bite the inside of your mouth cheek
67) Consume 1 gram of protein per pound of bodyweight
68) Get some highlight for hair (blonde)
69) Deep voice trick
70) Light grey sweatpants
71) Wax your eyebrows
72) Try using fake glasses
73) Debulk hair sides
74) Daily biotin supplement
75) Whitening strips
76) 100 pushups daily
77) Grip strengthening trainer
78) Middle part hairstyle
79) Slow down your movements
80) Put Vaseline on your lips and gently brush your lips with toothbrush
81) Use eyelash curler
82) Try relaxing your eyebrows
83) Eat a carrot everyday for a slight tan skin
84) Only abs exercise to do daily
85) Common sense diet
86) Exfoliate your lips once a week
87) Mewing
88) Spread gum up against the roof of your mouth at all times
89) Oil pulling (in mouth)
90) Wear a hat
91) Use concealer
92) Invest in statement jacket
93) Tennis sweater
94) Eat sliced beets for vascularity
95) No Fap
96) Sea salt spray
97) Add tanning ointment to your daily moisturizer
98) Model walk
99) Jewellery
100) Love yourself
A lot of usefull tips
Wont use most of them tho. If you start doing every single softmaxx you will spend your life doing them
 
Why do you enjoy gaslighting and making fun of NEETs? one day some NEET is going to take action against you
 
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Why do you enjoy gaslighting and making fun of NEETs? one day some NEET is going to take action against you
making fun?


If anything I am jealous of such lifestyle
 
making fun?


If anything I am jealous of such lifestyle
There is nothing to be jealous about. There are only two paths for a NEET, he kills himself once his parents stop supporting him or he finally comes to his senses and has to play catchup with his peers who are 5-7+ years ahead of him and he has no career or marriage prospects because he has nothing to offer a woman nor does he have a social circle. NEETing is a fucking trap, it's death. I wish i could go back and change things.
 
what is the "69) Deep voice trick"?
 
what is the "69) Deep voice trick"?

I don't know for sure, but, I remember a couple times at parties, I had accidentally talked so much earlier in the day that my voice did that thing where it becomes deeper and more resonate from being sore, sounded very cool. Not sure whether it can be intentionally cultivated, kind of like getting a pump before a party.

I suspect there's probably some way to thicken the vocal chords by using dairy / some kind of oil, to simulate what your voice sounds like when it's congested from sickness.
 

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