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Check the weather & it’s gettin real sussy outside
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Wisconsin is off the list. I got my tour of bum ass milwaukee. It’s a small blue color city so there’s basically nothing there but bars and a couple of sports teams. I picked her up, we went to a bar, I bought us a round of overpriced cocktails since idk shit about alcohol. We drove around a bit, ended up at another bar where she bought a round of overpriced cocktails.
Basic convo at the first bar, more interesting at the second. We talked about how she’d gotten into powerlifting a bit this year bc some of her friends are on the school club team. She also told me stories about how she games simps on tinder for free shit. Dudes are so pathetic. “Don’t hate the player hate the game” she said and she’s right, I blame the dudes. This mid-low tier becky is getting dudes to host her and her whole group of friends at parties and give them drinks and then they just bounce. Meanwhile I’m not gaming her for shit and she just wants me
at one point she commented on how little we’d talked before meeting up and that it sketched her out a bit. Now I’m typing this up in her bed and she’s not even here. She has a thing at 10(now) but she wanted to cuddle and probably go for another round. We both slept like shit, especially me so I’m with it.
anyway back to the second bar. We’ve had some good convo at this point but I’m not sure I could call any of it flirting. I’m not an autist by any means, but I have no clue how to flirt. She pays, we both go to the bathroom. And as we leave she gets way more touchy with me out of nowhere bc she’s probably wondering why chad isn’t escalating. Just be good looking and be there theory.
drove around some more, saw some more spots, went back to the crib. She grabs her laptop for Netflix and makes a comment asking if I’m comfortable(still wearing my jeans). I start joking with her, like “I can take them off if you want” teehee teehee. Make out, finger her, grind on each other a bit, clothes off, tell her to give me head while I’m grabbing the condom. She does. Good girl. We fuck, pussy kinda loose, not great rhythm, her legs are kinda pushing me out, not sure if on purpose or not. Not great but it’s sex. She taps out first of course.
order pizza, watch a comedy on (((Netflix))), drink some wine. Fuck again, she taps again. Gives me some head, she’s not very good at it and at this point it’s gonna take a lot to make me nut. Eventually just finish myself off and bust a fat one on her ass. Cuddle, sleep like shit, and here we are.
Basic convo at the first bar, more interesting at the second. We talked about how she’d gotten into powerlifting a bit this year bc some of her friends are on the school club team. She also told me stories about how she games simps on tinder for free shit. Dudes are so pathetic. “Don’t hate the player hate the game” she said and she’s right, I blame the dudes. This mid-low tier becky is getting dudes to host her and her whole group of friends at parties and give them drinks and then they just bounce. Meanwhile I’m not gaming her for shit and she just wants me
at one point she commented on how little we’d talked before meeting up and that it sketched her out a bit. Now I’m typing this up in her bed and she’s not even here. She has a thing at 10(now) but she wanted to cuddle and probably go for another round. We both slept like shit, especially me so I’m with it.
anyway back to the second bar. We’ve had some good convo at this point but I’m not sure I could call any of it flirting. I’m not an autist by any means, but I have no clue how to flirt. She pays, we both go to the bathroom. And as we leave she gets way more touchy with me out of nowhere bc she’s probably wondering why chad isn’t escalating. Just be good looking and be there theory.
drove around some more, saw some more spots, went back to the crib. She grabs her laptop for Netflix and makes a comment asking if I’m comfortable(still wearing my jeans). I start joking with her, like “I can take them off if you want” teehee teehee. Make out, finger her, grind on each other a bit, clothes off, tell her to give me head while I’m grabbing the condom. She does. Good girl. We fuck, pussy kinda loose, not great rhythm, her legs are kinda pushing me out, not sure if on purpose or not. Not great but it’s sex. She taps out first of course.
order pizza, watch a comedy on (((Netflix))), drink some wine. Fuck again, she taps again. Gives me some head, she’s not very good at it and at this point it’s gonna take a lot to make me nut. Eventually just finish myself off and bust a fat one on her ass. Cuddle, sleep like shit, and here we are.
