12 TIPS TO ENSURE YOU’RE HER BEST SHAG - A BETTER PRE-SEX GUIDE

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Many of you have yet to start slaying. Some of you have already started, but still perhaps struggle with your performance in bed.:feelsuhh:


Summer is coming up, so here is a quick guide for how to prepare for sex, and subsequently give that woman some dick she'll be begging for :aheago:.



1. Masturbating is fine, just not too much.


Ignore all the nofap muppets. If you don't fap, then your dick will be more sensitive. Then, the day you have sex, and you will have to fight the urge to cum as soon as soon as she touches your dick:feelsohh:.

No you shouldn't fap like a pig, just keep it healthy. 1-2x a day seems good.
You should definitely avoid fapping back to back. It will take a lot more intensity/strength/grip/speed to cum the 2nd time, and that intensity will definitely desensitise your dick for a few days + kill your erection quality when you'll fuck:feelsrope:.

I do not recommend fapping before going to see a girl. Not only does it lower your libido for a few hours, but it also kills your erection quality:feelsmega:. You can't easily lose up to an inch in length and a lot of girth with a shit erection. Will you last longer? maybe, but it's definitely not worth the risk.
I shouldn't have to say this, but don't watch porn while you fap, use your imagination. I've never really watched porn, so I can't speak from experience, but the anecdotes are out there.





2. Natural "aphrodisiacs" are cope

Tried every single one. None worked.:eek:
You're better off taking Zinc and Boron supplements. Some claim they work wonders. For me? they don't do anything noticeable.
Only legit thing I can vouch for is wine. You've probably heard of being "wine drunk". However, most the anecdotes point to mostly women getting horny from wine consumption. Do what you want with this information, I won't give any ideas :feelsbaton:.





3. You don't have to shave all your hair down there.

It's better to keep it trimmed. I like to clean shave my whole shaft, extending the clean shave as low as possible, while keeping the surroundings short. It can help make your dick seem bigger. In bed, it's the accumulation of all these details that create the woman's fantasy.
Shave the hair between your ballsack and asshole. keep your asshole free of hair. The last thing you want is the girl to see the crusty bits of shit stuck to your ass hair.

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The way you shave your penis will affect its perceived size.




4. I like to always keep cialis (tadalafil) on hand. Yeah you can use viagra but I like cialis more.

You never know when the gods will send you a girl to fuck:feelsgah:, so in case your diet has been shit lately, you pop a pill and get an optimal erection in bed.
I used tadalafil very regularly. In order to not become dependant on it, I avoid taking it with girls I'm familiar with (fuck often). They won't get a lasting impression if my erection isn't 100% this one time. However, I need to give the new girl 100% EQ if I want her to tell her friends about it and beg me for round 2:love:.
Many of you slayers may know that having S-tier dick can land you some surprising opportunities. I fucked a girl who said she was really curious and only let me fuck on the first night because I fucked her friend 2 years ago and she said I had a massive dick.:feelsez:





5. Your diet and lifestyle are ultimately the most important variables affecting your EQ

Not gonna waste my time telling you how you need to go in the sun and sleep properly:sleep:.
Stirling Cooper is popular for his "boner shake" that contains 4 raw eggs and a scoop of protein powder. inb4 "but raw eggs have less bioavailable nutrients than cooked eggs":incel: yes i know, but look at this table:

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and stfu. Raw eggs are 50x more convenient to consume. No need to worry about salmonella if you don't live in a 3rd world country like Myanmar or America.:forcedsmile:




6. Prepare your nut

Obviously you're gonna want her to swallow your cum, so it better not taste like cigs.:ogre:
Fruits are your best friend obviously. I'm not gonna teach you how pineapple juice is legit.
Avoid drinking too much however. I'd say avoid drinking too much water even.
The last thing you want during a 45 min foreplay session is to need to go pee and lose your erection, and then be unable to fuck cus you're nervous and can't get hard again:feelswhy:.

Back to the nut. Stirling Cooper recommends you supplement the night before with 50mg zinc for a bigger load, 3000mg soy lecithin for better volume, and a couple sticks of celery for pearly white cum. Never tried it so I can't vouch.
One mistake I did make, was covering my food in malt vinegar. I thought it made everything taste better, and it wasn't harmful in large doses.
But my poor ex-girlfriend got the wrong end of the stick. She swallowed my cum after a week of me drenching my food in malt vinegar. It was not good:feelsmega:. At all.:hnghn:
So there are some things to avoid, especially tobacco, vinegar, processed BS, alcohol (sadly), etc.





7. Stay debloated without killing your dick

Sadly, furosemide does kinda nuke your EQ in doses above 80mg. Avoid diuretics a few hours before you fuck.
Other drugs will also kill your EQ. Alcohol obviously, and any drug that increases blood pressure.
Some drugs will negatively impact your performance for different reasons. Armodafinil gives me erectile dysfunction because it makes me zone out.:feelspepo: It also makes cumming an impossible task. That's the case with a lot of stims also, when on them it's hard to cum even while fapping + EQ is shite.:cry:

The only drug that increased my libido massively and gave me an insane erection is phenibut (3 grams). I could not hold back, I truly felt like a caveman who hadn't seen a woman in 5 years. I fucked my ex-gf so long and hard. Best sex ever, still to this day. I fell fast asleep straight after.:Comfy:




8. Don't eat a big meal before you fuck.

If you're a betacuck and take her on a date, don't eat too heavy, especially not spicy food.
You'll be so uncomfortable in the room holding your farts in while trying to be sexy at the same time.:feelsohgod:





9. Don't ever think of erectile dysfunction

This is a difficult one. Don't imagine a pink elephant type shit.
Every time I have had erectile dysfunction with a woman, it has always happened again the next time also. Sometimes the issue persisted for days.:cry:
We would do foreplay, I'd be hard, we'd start taking our clothes off, then I'd remember that I have to hurry to put my dick in her because I had ED last time and I'd be nervous it'd happen again. Just like that. Penis went all soft.:feelsuhh:

Pneumo describes the feeling better here:


The girl gets insecure also. Ugh. This is the last outcome you'd ever want.
Only way to avoid it is to be fully immersed in foreplay and to not thinking about anything. Just think about how hard you're gonna fuck this girl. That's it.:chad:





10. Try your hardest to be NT as fuck before the act

This is mostly for girls you've never had sex with before.
The minutes before having sex are crucial. This is when you need to show her that you are trustworthy and mature, not an incel who could make her feel insecure about her body, or let the whole world know he fucked her. :incel:

This is why girls would rather a guy who has experience. They know how to put a woman at ease, and are less neurotic.
If you are asked by a girl you're going to ONS, never say your body count is below 3. I like to say mine is in the 10-12 range.
Higher than that and she may get afraid she'll just become a statistic. But as a general rule, women are a lot more mature than men about body counts. The higher, the better, until you reach something like 12 (as a 19-22 year old).:feelsyay:





11. Neck kisses are extremely powerful

When you're making out with a girl, nothing can turn her on more than neck kisses. Don't just peck her neck, but nibble and lick. Don't give her hickeys, cus that'll stress her out.:feelsree:
I've been in situations where the girl told me she can't fuck for x reason, but gave in after I gave her neck kisses.
Of course, be careful how you use this. You shouldn't be using this as an attempt to revert the girl's decision to not have sex with you.:feelsbaton:





12. Keep her immersed just before the act

Suppose you're in bed making out with a girl you just bagged. You are in the moments leading up to sex.
There are many reasons for which the girl could suddenly tell you to stop.
"im sorry i just cant fuck on the first night", "im so sorry but i just really miss my ex", "sorry i just feel so bad for my boyfriend", "my friends are probably asking where i am"...:feelsrope:

You must avoid this at all costs. For this, you need to get her out of her mind. You need to truly bring her in the moment.
Be animalistic, tell her she's fucking hot, hold eye contact, breath against her.:chad:
Do not pause to check your phone, do not pause to go to the toilet ; you should have done that as soon as you entered the house.
Keep her immersed, or reality will hit her and she'll freak out.:feelsautistic:



there’s a lot more but cba to think rn.

Idk how to end this thread so im just adding funny convos:
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Many of you have yet to start slaying. Some of you have already started, but still perhaps struggle with your performance in bed.:feelsuhh:


Summer is coming up, so here is a quick guide for how to prepare for sex, and subsequently give that woman some dick she'll be begging for :aheago:.



1. Masturbating is fine, just not too much.


Ignore all the nofap muppets. If you don't fap, then your dick will be more sensitive. Then, the day you have sex, and you will have to fight the urge to cum as soon as soon as she touches your dick:feelsohh:.

No you shouldn't fap like a pig, just keep it healthy. 1-2x a day seems good.
You should definitely avoid fapping back to back. It will take a lot more intensity/strength/grip/speed to cum the 2nd time, and that intensity will definitely desensitise your dick for a few days + kill your erection quality when you'll fuck:feelsrope:.

I do not recommend fapping before going to see a girl. Not only does it lower your libido for a few hours, but it also kills your erection quality:feelsmega:. You can't easily lose up to an inch in length and a lot of girth with a shit erection. Will you last longer? maybe, but it's definitely not worth the risk.
I shouldn't have to say this, but don't watch porn while you fap, use your imagination. I've never really watched porn, so I can't speak from experience, but the anecdotes are out there.





2. Natural "aphrodisiacs" are cope

Tried every single one. None worked.:eek:
You're better off taking Zinc and Boron supplements. Some claim they work wonders. For me? they don't do anything noticeable.
Only legit thing I can vouch for is wine. You've probably heard of being "wine drunk". However, most the anecdotes point to mostly women getting horny from wine consumption. Do what you want with this information, I won't give any ideas :feelsbaton:.





3. You don't have to shave all your hair down there.

It's better to keep it trimmed. I like to clean shave my whole shaft, extending the clean shave as low as possible, while keeping the surroundings short. It can help make your dick seem bigger. In bed, it's the accumulation of all these details that create the woman's fantasy.
Shave the hair between your ballsack and asshole. keep your asshole free of hair. The last thing you want is the girl to see the crusty bits of shit stuck to your ass hair.

View attachment 3680385
The way you shave your penis will affect its perceived size.




4. I like to always keep cialis (tadalafil) on hand. Yeah you can use viagra but I like cialis more.

You never know when the gods will send you a girl to fuck:feelsgah:, so in case your diet has been shit lately, you pop a pill and get an optimal erection in bed.
I used tadalafil very regularly. In order to not become dependant on it, I avoid taking it with girls I'm familiar with (fuck often). They won't get a lasting impression if my erection isn't 100% this one time. However, I need to give the new girl 100% EQ if I want her to tell her friends about it and beg me for round 2:love:.
Many of you slayers may know that having S-tier dick can land you some surprising opportunities. I fucked a girl who said she was really curious and only let me fuck on the first night because I fucked her friend 2 years ago and she said I had a massive dick.:feelsez:





5. Your diet and lifestyle are ultimately the most important variables affecting your EQ

Not gonna waste my time telling you how you need to go in the sun and sleep properly:sleep:.
Stirling Cooper is popular for his "boner shake" that contains 4 raw eggs and a scoop of protein powder. inb4 "but raw eggs have less bioavailable nutrients than cooked eggs":incel: yes i know, but look at this table:

View attachment 3674165

and stfu. Raw eggs are 50x more convenient to consume. No need to worry about salmonella if you don't live in a 3rd world country like Myanmar or America.:forcedsmile:




6. Prepare your nut

Obviously you're gonna want her to swallow your cum, so it better not taste like cigs.:ogre:
Fruits are your best friend obviously. I'm not gonna teach you how pineapple juice is legit.
Avoid drinking too much however. I'd say avoid drinking too much water even.
The last thing you want during a 45 min foreplay session is to need to go pee and lose your erection, and then be unable to fuck cus you're nervous and can't get hard again:feelswhy:.

Back to the nut. Stirling Cooper recommends you supplement the night before with 50mg zinc for a bigger load, 3000mg soy lecithin for better volume, and a couple sticks of celery for pearly white cum. Never tried it so I can't vouch.
One mistake I did make, was covering my food in malt vinegar. I thought it made everything taste better, and it wasn't harmful in large doses.
But my poor ex-girlfriend got the wrong end of the stick. She swallowed my cum after a week of me drenching my food in malt vinegar. It was not good:feelsmega:. At all.:hnghn:
So there are some things to avoid, especially tobacco, vinegar, processed BS, alcohol (sadly), etc.





7. Stay debloated without killing your dick

Sadly, furosemide does kinda nuke your EQ in doses above 80mg. Avoid diuretics a few hours before you fuck.
Other drugs will also kill your EQ. Alcohol obviously, and any drug that increases blood pressure.
Some drugs will negatively impact your performance for different reasons. Armodafinil gives me erectile dysfunction because it makes me zone out.:feelspepo: It also makes cumming an impossible task. That's the case with a lot of stims also, when on them it's hard to cum even while fapping + EQ is shite.:cry:

The only drug that increased my libido massively and gave me an insane erection is phenibut (3 grams). I could not hold back, I truly felt like a caveman who hadn't seen a woman in 5 years. I fucked my ex-gf so long and hard. Best sex ever, still to this day. I fell fast asleep straight after.:Comfy:




8. Don't eat a big meal before you fuck.

If you're a betacuck and take her on a date, don't eat too heavy, especially not spicy food.
You'll be so uncomfortable in the room holding your farts in while trying to be sexy at the same time.:feelsohgod:





9. Don't ever think of erectile dysfunction

This is a difficult one. Don't imagine a pink elephant type shit.
Every time I have had erectile dysfunction with a woman, it has always happened again the next time also. Sometimes the issue persisted for days.:cry:
We would do foreplay, I'd be hard, we'd start taking our clothes off, then I'd remember that I have to hurry to put my dick in her because I had ED last time and I'd be nervous it'd happen again. Just like that. Penis went all soft.:feelsuhh:

Pneumo describes the feeling better here:


The girl gets insecure also. Ugh. This is the last outcome you'd ever want.
Only way to avoid it is to be fully immersed in foreplay and to not thinking about anything. Just think about how hard you're gonna fuck this girl. That's it.:chad:





10. Try your hardest to be NT as fuck before the act

This is mostly for girls you've never had sex with before.
The minutes before having sex are crucial. This is when you need to show her that you are trustworthy and mature, not an incel who could make her feel insecure about her body, or let the whole world know he fucked her. :incel:

This is why girls would rather a guy who has experience. They know how to put a woman at ease, and are less neurotic.
If you are asked by a girl you're going to ONS, never say your body count is below 3. I like to say mine is in the 10-12 range.
Higher than that and she may get afraid she'll just become a statistic. But as a general rule, women are a lot more mature than men about body counts. The higher, the better, until you reach something like 12 (as a 19-22 year old).:feelsyay:





11. Neck kisses are extremely powerful

When you're making out with a girl, nothing can turn her on more than neck kisses. Don't just peck her neck, but nibble and lick. Don't give her hickeys, cus that'll stress her out.:feelsree:
I've been in situations where the girl told me she can't fuck for x reason, but gave in after I gave her neck kisses.
Of course, be careful how you use this. You shouldn't be using this as an attempt to revert the girl's decision to not have sex with you.:feelsbaton:





12. Keep her immersed just before the act

Suppose you're in bed making out with a girl you just bagged. You are in the moments leading up to sex.
There are many reasons for which the girl could suddenly tell you to stop.
"im sorry i just cant fuck on the first night", "im so sorry but i just really miss my ex", "sorry i just feel so bad for my boyfriend", "my friends are probably asking where i am"...:feelsrope:

You must avoid this at all costs. For this, you need to get her out of her mind. You need to truly bring her in the moment.
Be animalistic, tell her she's fucking hot, hold eye contact, breath against her.:chad:
Do not pause to check your phone, do not pause to go to the toilet ; you should have done that as soon as you entered the house.
Keep her immersed, or reality will hit her and she'll freak out.:feelsautistic:



there’s a lot more but cba to think rn.

Idk how to end this thread so im just adding funny convos:
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good thread,
What’s with the ASD pick up line shit?
 
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Many of you have yet to start slaying. Some of you have already started, but still perhaps struggle with your performance in bed.:feelsuhh:


Summer is coming up, so here is a quick guide for how to prepare for sex, and subsequently give that woman some dick she'll be begging for :aheago:.



1. Masturbating is fine, just not too much.


Ignore all the nofap muppets. If you don't fap, then your dick will be more sensitive. Then, the day you have sex, and you will have to fight the urge to cum as soon as soon as she touches your dick:feelsohh:.

No you shouldn't fap like a pig, just keep it healthy. 1-2x a day seems good.
You should definitely avoid fapping back to back. It will take a lot more intensity/strength/grip/speed to cum the 2nd time, and that intensity will definitely desensitise your dick for a few days + kill your erection quality when you'll fuck:feelsrope:.

I do not recommend fapping before going to see a girl. Not only does it lower your libido for a few hours, but it also kills your erection quality:feelsmega:. You can't easily lose up to an inch in length and a lot of girth with a shit erection. Will you last longer? maybe, but it's definitely not worth the risk.
I shouldn't have to say this, but don't watch porn while you fap, use your imagination. I've never really watched porn, so I can't speak from experience, but the anecdotes are out there.





2. Natural "aphrodisiacs" are cope

Tried every single one. None worked.:eek:
You're better off taking Zinc and Boron supplements. Some claim they work wonders. For me? they don't do anything noticeable.
Only legit thing I can vouch for is wine. You've probably heard of being "wine drunk". However, most the anecdotes point to mostly women getting horny from wine consumption. Do what you want with this information, I won't give any ideas :feelsbaton:.





3. You don't have to shave all your hair down there.

It's better to keep it trimmed. I like to clean shave my whole shaft, extending the clean shave as low as possible, while keeping the surroundings short. It can help make your dick seem bigger. In bed, it's the accumulation of all these details that create the woman's fantasy.
Shave the hair between your ballsack and asshole. keep your asshole free of hair. The last thing you want is the girl to see the crusty bits of shit stuck to your ass hair.

View attachment 3680385
The way you shave your penis will affect its perceived size.




4. I like to always keep cialis (tadalafil) on hand. Yeah you can use viagra but I like cialis more.

You never know when the gods will send you a girl to fuck:feelsgah:, so in case your diet has been shit lately, you pop a pill and get an optimal erection in bed.
I used tadalafil very regularly. In order to not become dependant on it, I avoid taking it with girls I'm familiar with (fuck often). They won't get a lasting impression if my erection isn't 100% this one time. However, I need to give the new girl 100% EQ if I want her to tell her friends about it and beg me for round 2:love:.
Many of you slayers may know that having S-tier dick can land you some surprising opportunities. I fucked a girl who said she was really curious and only let me fuck on the first night because I fucked her friend 2 years ago and she said I had a massive dick.:feelsez:





5. Your diet and lifestyle are ultimately the most important variables affecting your EQ

Not gonna waste my time telling you how you need to go in the sun and sleep properly:sleep:.
Stirling Cooper is popular for his "boner shake" that contains 4 raw eggs and a scoop of protein powder. inb4 "but raw eggs have less bioavailable nutrients than cooked eggs":incel: yes i know, but look at this table:

View attachment 3674165

and stfu. Raw eggs are 50x more convenient to consume. No need to worry about salmonella if you don't live in a 3rd world country like Myanmar or America.:forcedsmile:




6. Prepare your nut

Obviously you're gonna want her to swallow your cum, so it better not taste like cigs.:ogre:
Fruits are your best friend obviously. I'm not gonna teach you how pineapple juice is legit.
Avoid drinking too much however. I'd say avoid drinking too much water even.
The last thing you want during a 45 min foreplay session is to need to go pee and lose your erection, and then be unable to fuck cus you're nervous and can't get hard again:feelswhy:.

Back to the nut. Stirling Cooper recommends you supplement the night before with 50mg zinc for a bigger load, 3000mg soy lecithin for better volume, and a couple sticks of celery for pearly white cum. Never tried it so I can't vouch.
One mistake I did make, was covering my food in malt vinegar. I thought it made everything taste better, and it wasn't harmful in large doses.
But my poor ex-girlfriend got the wrong end of the stick. She swallowed my cum after a week of me drenching my food in malt vinegar. It was not good:feelsmega:. At all.:hnghn:
So there are some things to avoid, especially tobacco, vinegar, processed BS, alcohol (sadly), etc.





7. Stay debloated without killing your dick

Sadly, furosemide does kinda nuke your EQ in doses above 80mg. Avoid diuretics a few hours before you fuck.
Other drugs will also kill your EQ. Alcohol obviously, and any drug that increases blood pressure.
Some drugs will negatively impact your performance for different reasons. Armodafinil gives me erectile dysfunction because it makes me zone out.:feelspepo: It also makes cumming an impossible task. That's the case with a lot of stims also, when on them it's hard to cum even while fapping + EQ is shite.:cry:

The only drug that increased my libido massively and gave me an insane erection is phenibut (3 grams). I could not hold back, I truly felt like a caveman who hadn't seen a woman in 5 years. I fucked my ex-gf so long and hard. Best sex ever, still to this day. I fell fast asleep straight after.:Comfy:




8. Don't eat a big meal before you fuck.

If you're a betacuck and take her on a date, don't eat too heavy, especially not spicy food.
You'll be so uncomfortable in the room holding your farts in while trying to be sexy at the same time.:feelsohgod:





9. Don't ever think of erectile dysfunction

This is a difficult one. Don't imagine a pink elephant type shit.
Every time I have had erectile dysfunction with a woman, it has always happened again the next time also. Sometimes the issue persisted for days.:cry:
We would do foreplay, I'd be hard, we'd start taking our clothes off, then I'd remember that I have to hurry to put my dick in her because I had ED last time and I'd be nervous it'd happen again. Just like that. Penis went all soft.:feelsuhh:

Pneumo describes the feeling better here:


The girl gets insecure also. Ugh. This is the last outcome you'd ever want.
Only way to avoid it is to be fully immersed in foreplay and to not thinking about anything. Just think about how hard you're gonna fuck this girl. That's it.:chad:





10. Try your hardest to be NT as fuck before the act

This is mostly for girls you've never had sex with before.
The minutes before having sex are crucial. This is when you need to show her that you are trustworthy and mature, not an incel who could make her feel insecure about her body, or let the whole world know he fucked her. :incel:

This is why girls would rather a guy who has experience. They know how to put a woman at ease, and are less neurotic.
If you are asked by a girl you're going to ONS, never say your body count is below 3. I like to say mine is in the 10-12 range.
Higher than that and she may get afraid she'll just become a statistic. But as a general rule, women are a lot more mature than men about body counts. The higher, the better, until you reach something like 12 (as a 19-22 year old).:feelsyay:





11. Neck kisses are extremely powerful

When you're making out with a girl, nothing can turn her on more than neck kisses. Don't just peck her neck, but nibble and lick. Don't give her hickeys, cus that'll stress her out.:feelsree:
I've been in situations where the girl told me she can't fuck for x reason, but gave in after I gave her neck kisses.
Of course, be careful how you use this. You shouldn't be using this as an attempt to revert the girl's decision to not have sex with you.:feelsbaton:





12. Keep her immersed just before the act

Suppose you're in bed making out with a girl you just bagged. You are in the moments leading up to sex.
There are many reasons for which the girl could suddenly tell you to stop.
"im sorry i just cant fuck on the first night", "im so sorry but i just really miss my ex", "sorry i just feel so bad for my boyfriend", "my friends are probably asking where i am"...:feelsrope:

You must avoid this at all costs. For this, you need to get her out of her mind. You need to truly bring her in the moment.
Be animalistic, tell her she's fucking hot, hold eye contact, breath against her.:chad:
Do not pause to check your phone, do not pause to go to the toilet ; you should have done that as soon as you entered the house.
Keep her immersed, or reality will hit her and she'll freak out.:feelsautistic:



there’s a lot more but cba to think rn.

Idk how to end this thread so im just adding funny convos:
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Very good actually, grooming part is high IQ I had wondered on how you could contrast more cause clean shaven makes it appear bigger but your technique is even better.
Also if I can add something in the physical touch department ; caress her inner thighs very lightly, on skin obv, it's pretty good imo.
 
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Many of you have yet to start slaying. Some of you have already started, but still perhaps struggle with your performance in bed.:feelsuhh:


Summer is coming up, so here is a quick guide for how to prepare for sex, and subsequently give that woman some dick she'll be begging for :aheago:.



1. Masturbating is fine, just not too much.


Ignore all the nofap muppets. If you don't fap, then your dick will be more sensitive. Then, the day you have sex, and you will have to fight the urge to cum as soon as soon as she touches your dick:feelsohh:.

No you shouldn't fap like a pig, just keep it healthy. 1-2x a day seems good.
You should definitely avoid fapping back to back. It will take a lot more intensity/strength/grip/speed to cum the 2nd time, and that intensity will definitely desensitise your dick for a few days + kill your erection quality when you'll fuck:feelsrope:.

I do not recommend fapping before going to see a girl. Not only does it lower your libido for a few hours, but it also kills your erection quality:feelsmega:. You can't easily lose up to an inch in length and a lot of girth with a shit erection. Will you last longer? maybe, but it's definitely not worth the risk.
I shouldn't have to say this, but don't watch porn while you fap, use your imagination. I've never really watched porn, so I can't speak from experience, but the anecdotes are out there.





2. Natural "aphrodisiacs" are cope

Tried every single one. None worked.:eek:
You're better off taking Zinc and Boron supplements. Some claim they work wonders. For me? they don't do anything noticeable.
Only legit thing I can vouch for is wine. You've probably heard of being "wine drunk". However, most the anecdotes point to mostly women getting horny from wine consumption. Do what you want with this information, I won't give any ideas :feelsbaton:.





3. You don't have to shave all your hair down there.

It's better to keep it trimmed. I like to clean shave my whole shaft, extending the clean shave as low as possible, while keeping the surroundings short. It can help make your dick seem bigger. In bed, it's the accumulation of all these details that create the woman's fantasy.
Shave the hair between your ballsack and asshole. keep your asshole free of hair. The last thing you want is the girl to see the crusty bits of shit stuck to your ass hair.

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The way you shave your penis will affect its perceived size.




4. I like to always keep cialis (tadalafil) on hand. Yeah you can use viagra but I like cialis more.

You never know when the gods will send you a girl to fuck:feelsgah:, so in case your diet has been shit lately, you pop a pill and get an optimal erection in bed.
I used tadalafil very regularly. In order to not become dependant on it, I avoid taking it with girls I'm familiar with (fuck often). They won't get a lasting impression if my erection isn't 100% this one time. However, I need to give the new girl 100% EQ if I want her to tell her friends about it and beg me for round 2:love:.
Many of you slayers may know that having S-tier dick can land you some surprising opportunities. I fucked a girl who said she was really curious and only let me fuck on the first night because I fucked her friend 2 years ago and she said I had a massive dick.:feelsez:





5. Your diet and lifestyle are ultimately the most important variables affecting your EQ

Not gonna waste my time telling you how you need to go in the sun and sleep properly:sleep:.
Stirling Cooper is popular for his "boner shake" that contains 4 raw eggs and a scoop of protein powder. inb4 "but raw eggs have less bioavailable nutrients than cooked eggs":incel: yes i know, but look at this table:

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and stfu. Raw eggs are 50x more convenient to consume. No need to worry about salmonella if you don't live in a 3rd world country like Myanmar or America.:forcedsmile:




6. Prepare your nut

Obviously you're gonna want her to swallow your cum, so it better not taste like cigs.:ogre:
Fruits are your best friend obviously. I'm not gonna teach you how pineapple juice is legit.
Avoid drinking too much however. I'd say avoid drinking too much water even.
The last thing you want during a 45 min foreplay session is to need to go pee and lose your erection, and then be unable to fuck cus you're nervous and can't get hard again:feelswhy:.

Back to the nut. Stirling Cooper recommends you supplement the night before with 50mg zinc for a bigger load, 3000mg soy lecithin for better volume, and a couple sticks of celery for pearly white cum. Never tried it so I can't vouch.
One mistake I did make, was covering my food in malt vinegar. I thought it made everything taste better, and it wasn't harmful in large doses.
But my poor ex-girlfriend got the wrong end of the stick. She swallowed my cum after a week of me drenching my food in malt vinegar. It was not good:feelsmega:. At all.:hnghn:
So there are some things to avoid, especially tobacco, vinegar, processed BS, alcohol (sadly), etc.





7. Stay debloated without killing your dick

Sadly, furosemide does kinda nuke your EQ in doses above 80mg. Avoid diuretics a few hours before you fuck.
Other drugs will also kill your EQ. Alcohol obviously, and any drug that increases blood pressure.
Some drugs will negatively impact your performance for different reasons. Armodafinil gives me erectile dysfunction because it makes me zone out.:feelspepo: It also makes cumming an impossible task. That's the case with a lot of stims also, when on them it's hard to cum even while fapping + EQ is shite.:cry:

The only drug that increased my libido massively and gave me an insane erection is phenibut (3 grams). I could not hold back, I truly felt like a caveman who hadn't seen a woman in 5 years. I fucked my ex-gf so long and hard. Best sex ever, still to this day. I fell fast asleep straight after.:Comfy:




8. Don't eat a big meal before you fuck.

If you're a betacuck and take her on a date, don't eat too heavy, especially not spicy food.
You'll be so uncomfortable in the room holding your farts in while trying to be sexy at the same time.:feelsohgod:





9. Don't ever think of erectile dysfunction

This is a difficult one. Don't imagine a pink elephant type shit.
Every time I have had erectile dysfunction with a woman, it has always happened again the next time also. Sometimes the issue persisted for days.:cry:
We would do foreplay, I'd be hard, we'd start taking our clothes off, then I'd remember that I have to hurry to put my dick in her because I had ED last time and I'd be nervous it'd happen again. Just like that. Penis went all soft.:feelsuhh:

Pneumo describes the feeling better here:


The girl gets insecure also. Ugh. This is the last outcome you'd ever want.
Only way to avoid it is to be fully immersed in foreplay and to not thinking about anything. Just think about how hard you're gonna fuck this girl. That's it.:chad:





10. Try your hardest to be NT as fuck before the act

This is mostly for girls you've never had sex with before.
The minutes before having sex are crucial. This is when you need to show her that you are trustworthy and mature, not an incel who could make her feel insecure about her body, or let the whole world know he fucked her. :incel:

This is why girls would rather a guy who has experience. They know how to put a woman at ease, and are less neurotic.
If you are asked by a girl you're going to ONS, never say your body count is below 3. I like to say mine is in the 10-12 range.
Higher than that and she may get afraid she'll just become a statistic. But as a general rule, women are a lot more mature than men about body counts. The higher, the better, until you reach something like 12 (as a 19-22 year old).:feelsyay:





11. Neck kisses are extremely powerful

When you're making out with a girl, nothing can turn her on more than neck kisses. Don't just peck her neck, but nibble and lick. Don't give her hickeys, cus that'll stress her out.:feelsree:
I've been in situations where the girl told me she can't fuck for x reason, but gave in after I gave her neck kisses.
Of course, be careful how you use this. You shouldn't be using this as an attempt to revert the girl's decision to not have sex with you.:feelsbaton:





12. Keep her immersed just before the act

Suppose you're in bed making out with a girl you just bagged. You are in the moments leading up to sex.
There are many reasons for which the girl could suddenly tell you to stop.
"im sorry i just cant fuck on the first night", "im so sorry but i just really miss my ex", "sorry i just feel so bad for my boyfriend", "my friends are probably asking where i am"...:feelsrope:

You must avoid this at all costs. For this, you need to get her out of her mind. You need to truly bring her in the moment.
Be animalistic, tell her she's fucking hot, hold eye contact, breath against her.:chad:
Do not pause to check your phone, do not pause to go to the toilet ; you should have done that as soon as you entered the house.
Keep her immersed, or reality will hit her and she'll freak out.:feelsautistic:



there’s a lot more but cba to think rn.

Idk how to end this thread so im just adding funny convos:
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phenylpiracetam drowning in puss ✌️💋
"Pneumo describes the feeling better here:"
"Melanin queen"
"phenylpiracetam drowning in puss ✌️💋"
:lul:
well done matey.
 
I hope I’m actually able to utilize this guide when I cut down and hopefully ascend for the summer
 
Shame I’ll probably never get the opportunity to use this knowledge huh
 

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