Just had Erectile Dysfunction

[Deleted member 16673]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

 

[gigaslayer]

Dnrd

Die nigger

 

[Nasi Lemak]

YOU ARE A NIGGERCEL IF YOU DONT EXERCISE YOUR COCK!

 

[Sprinkles]

lol i think it’s a mental thing

have you tried shit like Cialis or viagra or jerk off before hand?

 

[Part-Time Chad]

Man, I'm so glad that MY erectile isn't dysfunctioning.

 

[traveler]

brutal

 

[Deleted member 16673]

lol i think it’s a mental thing

have you tried shit like Cialis or viagra or jerk off before hand?

yeah defo mental.
I’m gonna try cialis asap.

When ED occurs once, it’s bound to happen again…

 

[infini]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

Where's the caging? Where's the Reddit outline? Wait. Why's @pneumocystosis here? This is a @forevergymcelling thread in a @MoggerGaston tone.

 

[Maximilian]

Built for BBC

 

[chadcelmax]

At least you woke up

 

[Deleted member 30552]

whats your size/did u do PE ?

 

[robtical]

I see so many semi soft dick in porn. Its like ppl cant get hard. Is that the norm? i rarely come across a single rock hard penis.

 

[bwrauycnee]

I love destroying their egos with ED.

 

[TUSSELEIF]

I love destroying their egos with ED.

Yeah a lot of girls take it personally when a guy can’t get hard

 

[TheAnomaly]

ED is hell.

 

[bwrauycnee]

Yeah a lot of girls take it personally when a guy can’t get hard

When they blame it on you, just say you weren't feeling her and she'll be devoted to pleasing you.

 

[New Technology]

so apparently you are unable to get enough blood flowing to your penis
maybe try injecting some additional blood using a syringe to get it going
it is called bloodpumping

 

[Jase]

Many retards think ED is scientific, When in fact it's divine interference.

 

[DarkTriadChad]

It’s over.

.

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

This happened to me first time I had sex jfl

I was like

“I haven’t had Ed for a long time, imagine if I had it now, that would suck”

Then my penis stopped working

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

Many retards think ED is scientific, When in fact it's divine interference.

I know a guy who slays multiple women a day (yes he’s that much of a slayer he’s a mullato green eyed beast @looksmaxxer234 would be proud) and this nigga one day his dick stopped. He cannot get hard at all anymore.

Me and my friends theorise that god stopped his cock from working to save some pussy for the rest of us. He was single handedly slaying all the foids on this cursed island and had to be stopped by god deactivating his cock

 

[Deleted member 29581]

I’m gonna try cialis asap.
When ED occurs once, it’s bound to happen again…

 

[Lux]

It's only ED if ur horny & ur cock doesn't work despite this. If you weren't horny get some better sleep & stop touching your cock.

If you're not horny & trying to hit anyways u should slam a boner pill it's what every player does bringing a girl back from a club.

 

[tallnegga]

When they blame it on you, just say you weren't feeling her and she'll be devoted to pleasing you.

Not really. Most chicks have 10 back up dudes. If you won’t fuck her that night someone else will

 

[tallnegga]

It's only ED if ur horny & ur cock doesn't work despite this. If you weren't horny get some better sleep & stop touching your cock.

If you're not horny & trying to hit anyways u should slam a boner pill it's what every player does bringing a girl back from a club.

Boner pills don’t work when you’re not horny at all.

 

[Sprinkles]

I know a guy who slays multiple women a day (yes he’s that much of a slayer he’s a mullato green eyed beast @looksmaxxer234 would be proud) and this nigga one day his dick stopped. He cannot get hard at all anymore.

Me and my friends theorise that god stopped his cock from working to save some pussy for the rest of us. He was single handedly slaying all the foids on this cursed island and had to be stopped by god deactivating his cock

whats his height?

 

[wollet2]

hope it never gets up again

 

[LipstickAlley]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

that's absolutely brootal...sorry to hear that

life has taught me you can't win everything tho. You still have had more sex than 99% of this forum though

 

[dimorphism]

"What a low test subhuman lol"

-her

 

[mecha72]

Bro wtf how can you see a girl bending over for you and not be hard I can’t wrap my head around this

 

[Corleone]

I love destroying their egos with ED.

Facts, they‘ll fuck you even harder than last time and do the most degenerate shit for you if you made them feel like their normal self couldn‘t make you cum or stay hard

Really kills their ego.

 

[TallDarkAndHandsome]

yeah defo mental.
I’m gonna try cialis asap.

When ED occurs once, it’s bound to happen again…

Aren’t you starvemaxxing tho? That shit gave me crazy ed even thought I had gone asexual. I did like sub 1000cal diet a week bef lmax meetup but it seems like I solved the problem by stopping the starvemaxxing.

 

[TallDarkAndHandsome]

@LiterallyNightwing We’re not alone on this man

 

[PrinceLuenLeoncur]

whats his height?

In truth I don’t know the guy it’s my best m8 who knows this mogger. I did say “tales” when he told me but I trust him enough to not be larping abt it. I’ll prob and pry him more for details if it’s a larp I’ll come back and say it is but he’s skeptical of “tales” himself that’s why I think he’s a reputable source

 

[Deleted member 22924]

Happens to the best of us broski cialis is a life saver

 

[Deleted member 22627]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

Absolutely BRUTAL! This will happen EVERY TIME now.

 

[Arditi]

Try injecting test or taking some PCT, your test probably didnt fully recover after the cycle

 

[bwrauycnee]

Not really. Most chicks have 10 back up dudes. If you won’t fuck her that night someone else will

Nah but you’ll live in her head rent free

 

[Kasanova]

Dm

 

[BloodClot]

Rad-140 brutal consequences jfl

 

[TsarTsar444]

It's only ED if ur horny & ur cock doesn't work despite this. If you weren't horny get some better sleep & stop touching your cock.

If you're not horny & trying to hit anyways u should slam a boner pill it's what every player does bringing a girl back from a club.

Niko keeps dropping high iq bangers since 2019

 

[MEMPSK]

Can vouch for cialis, it's goated if you're drunk or in an ED-inducing situation

Don't abuse it though because you'll want to use it all the time if it works.
Probably just use it as a crutch for ED while you eliminate the root cause, that being said though there are like 100 reasons for ED and sometimes your body just doesn't want to fuck anyway.

 

[wollet2]

its over

 

[Deleted member 28610]

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[Artbreeder Is Law]

Happened to me because of porn addiction it’s was awkward, I had to tell her I’m too tired because I was a male prostitute lmao.

 

[Deleted member 26642]

The fruits of a rad cycle

 

[Skywalker]

tales from chatgpt

 

[tombradylover]

revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

This was hot. Felt like i was reading 50 shades of grey or sumting

 

[futuregigamogger]

I was about to have sex.

She pulled her panties down.

I pulled my pants down, revealing my big, long, girthy, erect cock.

She spreads her legs and I get on top of her.


She starts telling me how painful her pussy is and starts putting spit on her pussy.

Meanwhile, I think.

“Oh, I haven’t had ED in a long time”
“Those days were awful”
“What if it happened now”
“It shouldnt happen now, there’s no reason for it to happen, I’m confident”

“Oh, I can feel my dick getting slightly softer”
“I should focus on something else”
“But it’s getting softer”
“Just shove it inside her”
“She’s too tight, I can’t fit”
“I’m too soft to put it inside her”
“Noooo”
“I’m fully soft now”


It’s awkward as fuck. I look at her in desperation, looking for reassurance.
I get none.

She pulls her panties up and gives a disgusted glance.

She walks to the toilet, and slams the door.


It’s over.

do you watch porn?
could be pied
or condoms dont fit if you wore one

 

[Deleted member 23391]

did not read