14 tips to remain single

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Even if being celibate is the ideal condition to lead a happy life, inevitably there occurs a moment in life when one finds himself involved in a committed relationship. (with the exception of few 60 years old virgins)

Everything is fine, everything is great, you are a relaxed celibate who enjoys life with happy hours, gaming, night clubs, prostitutes, poker games, and short term relationships if you are attractive enough. Then you date a girl, you date her another time. She is likeable, but she is one-night-stand material. "Maybe I will sleep with her two more times and then I will dump her".

After eight month you end up sleeping next to a snoring fridge

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But there is a solution to this issue. By following a few simple rules it's possible to keep away women controlled by the urge of long term relationships, in order not to go beyond the one night stand. The problem of you weak-minded men is that you are nothing but pussies in need of love and affection. Therefore we ned to work on your persona to make you attractive for the first date and then turning out to be repulsive to all women seeking a boyfriend willing to lose his indipendence and commit to responsabilities who will make his life hell.

#1. Do not buy a car. If you already have a car then sell it and buy a motorcycle or a motor scooter. Do not buy a big scooter that makes rides comfortful for the passenger​


#2. If you are graduating at high school, enroll in mickey mouse degree, No woman wants to keep an unemployed or precarious worker as partner forever​


#3. Go back to live in your parents' house​


#4. If you are unemployed do not look for a job​


#5.If you have a job quit it, nothing attracts women more than a man able to guarantee a monthly post-divorce alimony​


#6. Be yourself​


#7. After having sex with her for the first time shout out: "Wow, this was almost better than fucking your sister this afternoon"


#8. After having sex with her for the first time shout out: "Wow, this was almost better than fucking your brother this afternoon"


#9. Read a lot of books, women hate culture. If you ever take her to a museum or an art exibition she will be happy because she will be able to update their instagram profile. If you talk about any subject comptetenly they will find you "boring"​

#10. Text her right after the first date​


#11. Be sincere​


#12. Do not buy her the dinner​


#13. Tell her: "I do not have a lot to give you, just my love"​

#14. Take her when you go out with your friends​


the original article I translated
 
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#3. Go back to live in your parents' house

Wage leave to barely afford an apartment bro :soy:
 
#3. Go back to live in your parents' house

Wage leave to barely afford an apartment bro :soy:

in my country people leave their nest at 30 years old on average
 
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