16 in the uk, cant seem to land a job. any tips?

[yeahfinn]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

 

[sladeorg]

its hopeless bro
just apply for mcdonalds and get ur grades up mf

 

[Deleted Member 0940]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

mf why do you need a j*b at 16

 

[Whirr22222]

Its extremely hard, I know so many who just came out of uni and cant get a job. I was unemployed for 8 months trying to get a job during lockdown

 

[sladeorg]

Its extremely hard, I know so many who just came out of uni and cant get a job. I was unemployed for 8 months trying to get a job during lockdown

im at uni rn
its almost impossible to get a job

 

[yeahfinn]

mf why do you need a j*b at 16

why tf do u think bro

 

[OldSpice]

why tf do u think bro

go to smaller buisnesses

 

[eternityoflookism]

look around and see if theres any corner shops hiring or see if a mutual friend or family member can find you a job where they work

 

[Deleted member 57377]

The uk is so fucked for jobs icl, couldn't get a single job for months during my gap yr so I just gave up. Just keep applying tho dawg.

 

[Deleted member 262735]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

Do what everyone else is doing in the UK. pip and welfare max

 

[optimisticzoomer]

I work as security. It’s not what I want to be doing, as I did well in school, but my current job is chill

Security can be better than most other dead end jobs

But you have to be 18

 

[KeepCopingLads]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

Only way is to get a family friend to hire you or get a family friend to refer you

 

[homiespidy1]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

work for bossman

 

[KeepCopingLads]

work for bossman

Bossman rejected me even though I've been going to his shop for years

 

[homiespidy1]

Bossman rejected me even though I've been going to his shop for years

have u done ur gcses? some colleges offer apprienticeships

 

[KeepCopingLads]

have u done ur gcses? some colleges offer apprienticeships

Yh I've done my GCSEs

 

[Kurdishcoper]

if ur a indian or a arab or some sort of ethnic then chances are you have a shit ton of cousins or relatives and you can ask them to put you on some work. If not just go up to those corner shops run by ethnics and ask them to employ you, they be paying shit wages but it is what it is

 

[yeahfinn]

work for bossman

i tried brooo im srs nobody hires ive tried in store and online applications

 

[homiespidy1]

i tried brooo im srs nobody hires ive tried in store and online applications

have u done ur gcses, some colleges offer apprienticehsips

 

[homiespidy1]

Yh I've done my GCSEs

my retarded ass thought u were OP

 

[r1ght]

its actually so terrible getting a part time job in the UK I only just got one after a year and a bit of looking. I would say look into Christmas jobs in hotels and restaurants, because they hire a bunch for Christmas but you will probably get fuck all shifts after new years and get minimum.

 

[KeepCopingLads]

i tried brooo im srs nobody hires ive tried in store and online applications

Only way I guess is make money online

 

[homiespidy1]

i tried brooo im srs nobody hires ive tried in store and online applications

try use those apps where u can advertise car washing and stuff

 

[homiespidy1]

i tried brooo im srs nobody hires ive tried in store and online applications

i have another way to make money
lose body fat and take pictures in better angles and lighting
then sell a looksmaxxing course talking about brazilian testicle pulling

 

[yeahfinn]

i have another way to make money
lose body fat and take pictures in better angles and lighting
then sell a looksmaxxing course talking about brazilian testicle pulling

ill be the next oscar patel

 

[KeepCopingLads]

ill be the next oscar patel

You're better off doing voluntary work for the ''work experience'' then applying
That's what I'm doing

 

[ybuyhgui]

You're better off doing voluntary work for the ''work experience'' then applying

better off just straight up lying about having done the 'voluntary work' than actually spending the time doing it

 

[KeepCopingLads]

better off just straight up lying about having done the 'voluntary work' than actually spending the time doing it

Yh jfl
They rarely check, if the employer is bothered enough to check, he wasn't going to hire you anyway
I lie on my cv about work experience (I haven't done shit, only helped out a younger year class in school like 4 times )
I say I ''make my way to school each morning to help with less abled students and co lead lessons''
@inversions

 

[ybuyhgui]

Yh jfl
They rarely check, if the employer is bothered enough to check, he wasn't going to hire you anyway
I lie on my cv about work experience (I haven't done shit, only helped out a younger year class in school like 4 times )
I say I ''make my way to school each morning to help with less abled students and co lead lessons''
@inversions

you know the meta. JFL at people who are honest

 

[inversions]

Yh jfl
They rarely check, if the employer is bothered enough to check, he wasn't going to hire you anyway
I lie on my cv about work experience (I haven't done shit, only helped out a younger year class in school like 4 times )
I say I ''make my way to school each morning to help with less abled students and co lead lessons''
@inversions

dont need to lie

Ive volunteered

 

[ybuyhgui]

dont need to lie

Ive volunteered

mr good samaritan over here

 

[inversions]

mr good samaritan over here

Needed it doe dofe reference

And im forced to volunteer in skl anyways

Same with work experience

I need 2 weeks minimum

 

[KeepCopingLads]

dont need to lie

Ive volunteered

I've technically volunteered for 7 hours

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Needed it doe dofe reference

Somehow got my dofe without volunteering jfl (yes I have the certificate)

And im forced to volunteer in skl anyways

I don't cus I do EPQ

 

[inversions]

I've technically volunteered for 7 hours

Ive done like 22h but im gonna do another 20

 

[ybuyhgui]

I don't cus I do EPQ

Dropped that shit in the first week ngl. So aids

 

[sladeorg]

Somehow got my dofe without volunteering jfl (yes I have the certificate)

I don't cus I do EPQ

epq is useless dawg
did it and failed
still got into uni

 

[KeepCopingLads]

Dropped that shit in the first week ngl. So aids

For me it's easy UCAS points cus I'm just doing an essay on palate expanders

 

[ybuyhgui]

For me it's easy UCAS points cus I'm just doing an essay on palate expanders

lmao

 

[ybuyhgui]

epq is useless dawg

can be a good differentiator if the uni is very competitive

 

[sladeorg]

For me it's easy UCAS points cus I'm just doing an essay on palate expanders

5000 word essay on palate expanders
ur failing dawg welcome to the club

 

[KeepCopingLads]

lmao

Linked with dentistry as well

 

[KeepCopingLads]

5000 word essay on palate expanders
ur failing dawg welcome to the club

bruh WE so blackpilled and niche
Trust man, easy rant

 

[sladeorg]

bruh WE so blackpilled and niche
Trust man, easy rant

I did mine on genetic modified babies
how I wish my parents genetically modified me to become chad

 

[dushmeryo]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

first of all, stop typing like a faggot

unless you are a girl, then im sorry

 

[yeahfinn]

first of all, stop typing like a faggot

unless you are a girl, then im sorry

account defo based in mumbai

 

[ssxjdgh]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

1. Make a good CV.
2. Download every job app.
3. Spam apply.

I did this for over 1500 jobs to get one

 

[OldSpice]

idgaf abt what job i work atp i need my bread up but my grades are ass and nb wants to hire me

try ask ur friends parents if they have a company or sm

 

[FiendFiend]

The uk is so fucked for jobs icl, couldn't get a single job for months during my gap yr so I just gave up. Just keep applying tho dawg.

ur prob in an ethnic area, nigga i live in london and I had to commute outside the city to the shires to fucking get normal minimum wage work its either that or u do some humiliation ritual job or some slave labour job for pennies.

 

[FiendFiend]

account defo based in mumbai

ur definitley in ldn, bradford or some shithole ethnic city, ur never gonna get an entry level job. If u want u could do some humiliation ritual job like a cashier for minimum wage or actual slave labour in some warehouse (which u might not even get or live near one).