17 just Grounded for Ubering to a 23 year old bitches house at 2AM GTFIHH!

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If anyone is new here, I post slay stories about me fucking bitches, I larp as 19 and fuck older women being a 17 year old NT GOD white A10 eyed 6'2 pretty boy chadlite. if you interested in a high iq, GIGA high sex drive chadlite teenager give his stories and advice on hoes, suggest you follow w me and keep up.

I got my phone taken and my parents aren't funding my uber anymore. I use uber to go to the girls cribs (mainly women 20-27) that I meet off tinder for hookups. my parents always knew that I was going to see girls with uber but they never gave a shit as long as I didn't leave the house after 9pm. but last night I was so too horny at 2 am to give af about allat so I ubered to this bitches house. This was by far the best hookup ive had, 100% worth the grounding and I don't regret it one bit. She was HTB blue eyes, fake blonde hair, she was 23 and she had FUCKING A PERFECT BUBBLE BUTT AND FAKE LOOKING TITS. bro as soon as I walked up and she opened the door for me and I saw her in person, I Knew from that moment that her pussy was Finna have the time of its life with my ass. gonna be beat up and fucked like no other chad before me she hooked up with could do. (I legit made her scream and engrave marks in my back and she legit wrapped her legs around my back so fucking tight while we were in missionairy (my fav position btw) when I went in and out of her she would use her legs tightly wrapped on me to pull me back inside her with a harder thrust, im telling you all right now, THAT SHIT WAS THE BEST FEELING IVE EVER HAD, THAT FELT SO FUCKING GOOOOD) sex lasted 30 minutes, I made myself last longer by thinking of chopped labs I used to settle for in high school:lul::lul: because this bitch was so hot I wanted to engrave this in my brain and get everything out of her 🤤

but yea as soon as I pulled out we both got up and put are clothes back on she walked me downstairs and wrestled who could unlock the door first, when that shit was open I walked right the fuck out, she tried grabbing me before I stepped out, THAT BITCH WAS TRYNA GIVE ME A KISS :ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO::ROFLMAO: after I been mouthfucking her like a demon, HELL NAH :lul::lul::lul::lul::lul:. On the uber ride back I phoned my friend and could not stop laughing about that akward ass last moment. as soon as I walked back in and stepped in my kitchen my mom was waiting and she took my phone screamed at me a little and she cut off my uber account than I slumped on my couch :feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswhy::feelswah::feelswhy::feelswhy:.



but thats about it guys, don't know how long she will keep my phone for but next slay story will be dependent on if my friend is willing to drive me to girls houses and when I get my phone back.
if you guys GENUINELY want my guide to slaying weather it be as a teen chad like me or as a 25 year old wage slave. I have the answers, reply "fucinbitches" for me to post a slay guide
 
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She was HTB blue eyes, fake blonde hair, she was 23 and she had FUCKING A PERFECT BUBBLE BUTT AND FAKE LOOKING TITS
pics of her and your Tinder conversation with her, or didn't happen
 
pics of her and your Tinder conversation with her, or didn't happen

Did your dumbass not read the part where I said I got my phone taken?? Or are you just a autist?
 
Did your dumbass not read the part where I said I got my phone taken?? Or are you just a autist?
are you too retarded to log into tinder with the device you're browsing looksmax on?
 
Pics or tales from Ashgabat
 
Another g.r.r martin
 
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are you too retarded to log into tinder with the device you're browsing looksmax on?
I wish I could reach my hand through my screen and out your screen and knock your pussy ass teeth out
 
I wish I could reach my hand through my screen and out your screen and knock your pussy ass teeth out
You ain't going to do shit. Nice LARP story, you downie retard. Go get bossed around by your whore of a mother.
 
nice LARP story, downie retard.
Copium meme
 
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