18 Or older and no soulmate? OVER

[satangoy]

If you haven't found your soulmate before 18 it's over

You will never have the joy of experiencing each others first kiss

Because the wonders of young love have been completely purged by social media, hookup culture and overall programing which contributed to the growth of already problematic hypergamy and promiscuity

You shall forever remain a cuck while your girlfriend is pursued by the memories of her ex partners

Your wife will dream about celebrity crushes and influencers

You will never receive a right swipe on dating apps below MTN

You're forever destined to remain alone and be ridiculed

Your life will remain unfulfilling and pitiful

And YOU are going to have to cope with the fact that you will never experience real unconditional love

 

[AgentAngularity]

No one is reading this bullshit but facts

 

[horseman.]

 

[satangoy]

No one is reading this bullshit but facts

ik but thanks for acknowledging this water thread regardless

 

[satangoy]

b

 

[ceasar3x]

unfortunate. People at my school have double digit body counts already. The last week of school a couple got caught fucking in the bleachers.

 

[satangoy]

@cigcel @high_ltn @Dsm @Cinnamon fan64 @Prøphet

 

[satangoy]

unfortunate. People at my school have double digit body counts already. The last week of school a couple got caught fucking in the bleachers.

filthy animals

 

[Prøphet]

Sensitive young men who thrive on deep soulful love are the ones destined to never find it

 

[Med Amine]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

 

[Prøphet]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

Foids are people too

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

u can have me, i ain got cracked before

 

[satangoy]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

my hypocrisy it's more like a wet dream though icl, unrealistic

 

[satangoy]

u can have me, i ain got cracked before

 

[cigcel]

Facts my nigga

I mightve seen that tiktok too tho

 

[Dsm]

True but water asf

 

[satangoy]

True but water asf

sometimes ppl give themselves false hopes and you gotta remind them something that's even considered water

 

[Dsm]

sometimes ppl give themselves false hopes and you gotta remind them something that's even considered water

Yeah but if we being real most girls already had their first kiss at like 14.
I know a girl who's 17 who has 22 kisscount

 

[true.perso.chad]

If you haven't found your soulmate before 18 it's over

You will never have the joy of experiencing each others first kiss

Because the wonders of young love have been completely purged by social media, hookup culture and overall programing which contributed to the growth of already problematic hypergamy and promiscuity

You shall forever remain a cuck while your girlfriend is pursued by the memories of her ex partners

Your wife will dream about celebrity crushes and influencers

You will never receive a right swipe on dating apps below MTN

You're forever destined to remain alone and be ridiculed

Your life will remain unfulfilling and pitiful

And YOU are going to have to cope with the fact that you will never experience real unconditional love

too much reading but good thread

 

[Clqs]

Muh muh muh

Cry me a river, you low t inkwell

 

[Enfant terrible]

If you haven't found your soulmate before 18 it's over

You will never have the joy of experiencing each others first kiss

Because the wonders of young love have been completely purged by social media, hookup culture and overall programing which contributed to the growth of already problematic hypergamy and promiscuity

You shall forever remain a cuck while your girlfriend is pursued by the memories of her ex partners

Your wife will dream about celebrity crushes and influencers

You will never receive a right swipe on dating apps below MTN

You're forever destined to remain alone and be ridiculed

Your life will remain unfulfilling and pitiful

And YOU are going to have to cope with the fact that you will never experience real unconditional love

typical looksmax truecelbait

 

[Matt_r7x]

Brutal

I never even held hands and im turning 17 soon.

 

[satangoy]

Brutal

I never even held hands and im turning 17 soon.

same here lmao

 

[satangoy]

Muh muh muh

Cry me a river, you low t inkwell

the ones that think simple will always be happier