18 Or older and no soulmate? OVER

[satangoy]

If you haven't found your soulmate before 18 it's over

You will never have the joy of experiencing each others first kiss

Because the wonders of young love have been completely purged by social media, hookup culture and overall programing which contributed to the growth of already problematic hypergamy and promiscuity

You shall forever remain a cuck while your girlfriend is pursued by the memories of her ex partners

Your wife will dream about celebrity crushes and influencers

You will never receive a right swipe on dating apps below MTN

You're forever destined to remain alone and be ridiculed

Your life will remain unfulfilling and pitiful

And YOU are going to have to cope with the fact that you will never experience real unconditional love

 

[AgentAngularity]

No one is reading this bullshit but facts

 

[prolarper]

 

[satangoy]

No one is reading this bullshit but facts

ik but thanks for acknowledging this water thread regardless

 

[satangoy]

b

 

[ceasar3x]

unfortunate. People at my school have double digit body counts already. The last week of school a couple got caught fucking in the bleachers.

 

[satangoy]

@cigcel @high_ltn @Dsm @Cinnamon fan64 @Prøphet

 

[satangoy]

unfortunate. People at my school have double digit body counts already. The last week of school a couple got caught fucking in the bleachers.

filthy animals

 

[Prøphet]

Sensitive young men who thrive on deep soulful love are the ones destined to never find it

 

[Med Amine]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

 

[Prøphet]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

Foids are people too

 

[Cinnamon fan64]

u can have me, i ain got cracked before

 

[satangoy]

Nga calling femanoids soulmates

my hypocrisy it's more like a wet dream though icl, unrealistic

 

[satangoy]

u can have me, i ain got cracked before

 

[cigcel]

Facts my nigga

I mightve seen that tiktok too tho