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1_The death
2_And Sydney Sweeney will show her boobs in any movie she's in.
 
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Thank god for both 😍😍
 
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Sydney Sweeny made millions just of her tits. Just goes to show the power of a nice rack.
 
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Sydney Sweeney's best role was when she played "whore with big tits" in 'Every Movie She's in'
 
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Sydney Sweeney best role was when she played "whore with big tits" in 'Every Movie She's in'
Sydney Sweeny made millions just of her tits. Just goes to show the power of a nice rack.
Watching this now and she's literally fucked the husband of this woman
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Every movie with her seems like a porn script
 
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Sydney Sweeny made millions just of her tits. Just goes to show the power of a nice rack.
Sydney Sweeney's best role was when she played "whore with big tits" in 'Every Movie She's in'
Her characters are always incredibly naive, like: "it's not my fault" obviously, sleeping with your friend's boyfriend and your boss's husband isn't your fault, it's just daddy issues and you're just a little girl in the clutches of a cruel world, this is made for prostitutes to feel less bad and disgusted with themselves.
 
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Her characters are always incredibly naive, like: "it's not my fault" obviously, sleeping with your friend's boyfriend and your boss's husband isn't your fault, it's just daddy issues and you're just a little girl in the clutches of a cruel world, this is made for prostitutes to feel less bad and disgusted with themselves.
Shes supposed to play the stereotypical mean girl / highschool fleshlight that guys love for some reason. At least shes found her niche :lul:
 
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Her characters are always incredibly naive, like: "it's not my fault" obviously, sleeping with your friend's boyfriend and your boss's husband isn't your fault, it's just daddy issues and you're just a little girl in the clutches of a cruel world, this is made for prostitutes to feel less bad and disgusted with themselves.
Stereotypical stupid blonde girl.
 
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1_The death
2_And Sydney Sweeney will show her boobs in any movie she's in.
sydney sweeny isnt even thar attractive
 
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sydney sweeny isnt even thar attractive
She have a toptier body tbh, and looks aproachible, that's why she have Appeal, Girl next door vibes, blonde Halo and ofc the tits, objectivly she is MTB
 
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She have a toptier body tbh, and looks aproachible, that's why she have Appeal, Girl next door vibes, blonde Halo and ofc the tits, objectivly she is MTB
uea well itd be a halo if she wasn’t a sagging whore with a rotted body
 
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Her simps are the worst. They act like she's a 2020's Sharon Stone, when she looks like a generic redneck.

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