2 days to ascend… (MTN TALES PART ONE)

[Deleted member 54114]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

 

[Deleted member 134523]

 

[yex]

are these the times where the American tiktokcels are up?

 

[Deleted member 54114]

are these the times where the American tiktokcels are up?

I’m Australian mate

 

[AronnMtn]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

how tall are u

 

[sensu]

why 550s, they give less height then af1

 

[MagicalWaves]

if you claim to have 8 bodies and be so perfect or whatever why would u need to ascend in a few days

 

[karba]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

No roids

 

[Deleted member 54114]

if you claim to have 8 bodies and be so perfect or whatever why would u need to ascend in a few days

#1 “biggest party of the year”
#2 I’ve been a lazy fuck and barley going gym or anything and need something to motivate me
#3 I wanna see how much I can accend in 2 days

 

[Deleted member 54114]

why 550s, they give less height then af1

Can wear my forces. Is that true ?

 

[Deleted member 54114]

how tall are u

5 10

 

[MagicalWaves]

#1 “biggest party of the year”
#2 I’ve been a lazy fuck and barley going gym or anything and need something to motivate me
#3 I wanna see how much I can accend in 2 days

am i invited??

 

[sensu]

Can wear my forces. Is that true ?

true, i have new balances and af1 r better.

 

[Deleted member 54114]

am i invited??

Australia ?

 

[Litekiller11]

5 10

be grateful

 

[MagicalWaves]

Australia ?

brutal im in california

 

[They_are_all_whores]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

mtns are incels nowadays no way a girl actually approaches an mtn

 

[robert3]

lets call this asd tales

 

[zombey]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

I’m interested, tag me in the next one bhai.

 

[Faker78611]

after using .org for a while now I’ve realised most of you are virgins with lame lives, so I’m gonna start posting my stories on here. Let’s call this series “MTN TALES”

I’m 17 almost 18 my body count is 8 and I’ve had ALOT of experience with girls / relationships. Im not crazy good looking just mtn but im very confident and have social intelligence unlike most of you.

so let’s get to the point. I’ve just been invited to my friends dads 50th birthday party. and don’t worry guys it’s not only gonna be milfs there’s gonna be “hella girls” according to my friend in our age range 16-19. And it’s also going to be “the biggest party of the year”.

Only problem is that I have a girlfriend. Would I cheat you ask ? Probably not. But I am going to document all the female interactions and attention I get. and I’m going to tell you guys exactly what life is like for a MTN who achally leave the house.

Seccond problem is I got invited within 2 DAYS NOTICE. It’s currently Thursday here in Australia. So I have: 2 days to debloat. 2 days to become taller. 2 days to get a better personality. 2 days to accend.

Here’s the plan:

Gym (cardio) for 1 hour today, Friday
Sauna 30 min today, Friday
Saturday before party: 2 hour cardio, 1 hour sauna.
Spam electrolytes
Use teeth whitening strips 2 hours daily
Drink 5L water daily
Go buy shoe lifts and wear nb 550s at party
Wear old money fit
Hang on bar for 20 min before party
Drench myself in perfume before
Watch some YouTube videos on personality improvement

Anything else I should do to ascend in 2 days:

(i know I’m losing it everyone my meds ran out a week ago)

its over your 5'10 you'll never get a stacey in your life its over