2 white girls and a sheboon talk about South Asian Muslims VS MENA Muslims

[Xangsane]

Groupchat: “Global Hypergamy Watchdogs” – April 2:14 a.m.​

Topic: "Why YOOKAY Pajeet Muslims Are the Most Hypocritical Ethno-Religious Caste on Earth"

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Helene (in full white Quebecois larper rage):​

“I’m SICK of these Pajeet Muslims moralizing like they’re the gatekeepers of Islam while throwing back mocktails and chasing Arab girls named Leen on IG like they’re forbidden fruit.”

“They’ll call a Lebanese girl a thot for wearing sunglasses, but send 17 DMs to her cousin with a butterfly filter and Qur’an caption. PICK. A. STRUGGLE.”

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Idalia (unbothered, bonnet on, long nails tapping):​

“They hate Arab girls cause Arab girls don’t give a fuck about izzat. A Turkish girl will show her elbows AND graduate. A Persian girl will look good and not apologise. They can’t handle it.”

“Meanwhile they got daughters named Khadija who get honor-killed for texting a white guy named Max.”

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Debby (quiet but deadly):​

“And they always say Arab girls are thots while thirsting for them. I’ve literally seen them say ‘I’d never marry an Arab, but I’d smash one.’ Like??? You literally just admitted your soul is cheap.”

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Helene (snapping):​

“They treat Arabs like halal porn. Persian girls = slut-coded unless she’s crying in hijab. Levantines = Instagram bait. And if she’s white-passing? Forget it. She’s a devil in Dior.”

“But you, Khadija from Slough, can be doing halal makeup hauls, crying over Quran quotes, AND doing secret backdoor haram—and that’s fine. Because izzat.”

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Idalia:​

“They think Turks are white girls with Qur’an. So they fawn over them but hate them. Turks don’t play the izzat game. They marry who they want. They dress how they want. That’s why they’re hated.”

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Debby:​

“Also? Every Turkish or Arab guy I’ve met looks cleaner, hotter, and calmer. Pajeet men look like they’ve been fighting God and IBS since birth. Why is their hairline receding and they're only 22?”

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Helene (now chain-smoking emotionally):​

“YOOKAY Pajeets treat Islam like it’s a caste cosplay where only they know the rules and everyone else is a threat. They’ll say ‘don’t marry Arabs, they’re loose’—meanwhile their cousin’s getting rawdogged by a Somali on Snapchat and crying about it in urdu.”

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Idalia:​

“And don’t even get me started on how they treat white converts. Arab guys will wife a white girl and teach her Qur’an. Pajeets will gaslight one into niqab then leave her in a halal butcher shop with 3 kids and no papers.”

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Helene:​

“Pajeet Islam is not Islam. It’s caste-based, looks-blind, trauma-dependent honor theatre—and they hate anyone who doesn't play the script.”

“Turks, Persians, Levantines? Too hot, too secular, too free. So Pajeet men chase them in secret. And Pajeet girls slut-shame them in public while thirsting for their cousins in private.”

 

[Xangsane]

Groupchat: “Global Hypergamy Watchdogs” – 3:47 a.m. EST​

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Helene (in a voice note, 2x speed, sounds manic):​

"Nah cause I’ve actually cracked it. Pajeet Muslim girls from the YOOKAY are the most hypocritical class of women in the entire religious female landscape. Worse than tradcath thirstposters. Worse than blackpill TikTok hoes who cry over ‘wholesome masculinity’ while choking on Zyn pouches. Like—listen."

"These bitches will wear hijab, cry about deen, post ‘soft girl in the dunya, warrior in the akhira’ edits—THEN go dm a Turkish guy named Furkan who looks like a poor man’s Gökberk Demirci. And when he doesn’t reply they post sad Qur’an recitation reels and say 'this is my test from Allah.'"

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Idalia (sends a 100 laughing emojis):​

“DID YOU SEE THE ONE WHO CRIED BECAUSE A LEBANESE GUY SAID HE ONLY DATES ARABS. Sis was ready to report him to HR.”

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Helene:​

"Yes, that’s the entire point. They want men who aren’t from their caste, but they act like they’re the prize. You wear beige and post ‘marriage is half the deen’ on loop, but the second a Persian girl with good eyebrows walks in the room, you start coping like it’s Judgment Day."

"Arab girls don’t even LOOK at you. They’re too busy living. Persian girls are getting lasered, going to law school, and getting proposed to by French Algerians in cafés. Meanwhile Shazia from Croydon is crying because Abdul Rehman didn't answer her ‘salaam’ on Salams dot com."

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Debby:​

“But don’t they also call Arab girls thots constantly?”

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Helene (spitting):​

"YES. That’s the schizo part. Arab girl breathes = ‘she's westernized, she’s probably ran through’. But they’re still in that bitch’s DMs sending Qur’an quotes and ugly selfies like it’s gonna unlock the haram coochie."

"They slut-shame girls who don’t orbit shame. That’s all it is. Pajeet girl modesty = trauma disguise. MENA girl modesty = aesthetic or cultural. The Pajeet bitches can’t process that, so they cope and moralize."

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Idalia:​

“No cause I’ve seen it. They HATE hijabi Turkish girls more than white girls. If she’s tall, has a Turkish nose, and doesn’t cry in public—she’s the devil.”

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Helene:​

"You could be a 6/10 Levantine girl with clean shoes and clear skin and they’d call you arrogant. Meanwhile they’re out here contouring their nose like a TikTok filter and coping with Qur’an memes that look like suicide notes."

"YOOKAY hijabi culture is one big cope spiral. Like they’re not living. They’re roleplaying oppression so they don’t have to confront how fucking mid their faces are."

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Debby (tentatively):​

“So like… what would they think of you, if you were actually Muslim?”

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Helene:​

"If I was Muslim they’d call me a slut within 5 minutes of speaking. They’d clock my jawline, see no trauma on my face, and assume I was here to steal their Turkish halal boyfriend. Which I am."

"They hate what they can’t caste. Arabs are too free. Turks too elegant. Persians too educated. Me? Too white to shame. Too autistic to moralize. Too offline-coded to join their marriage pyramid scheme."

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Idalia:​

*“LMAO you need to write a book. Title it ‘Beige and Bitter: A Study of Pajeet Hijabi Hypocrisy in the United Kingdom.’”

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Helene (dead serious):​

"I already started the outline."

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[Xangsane]

@SecularIslamist @PrinceLuenLeoncur @Gengar

 

[Xangsane]

@whiteegyptian

 

[Xangsane]

@Uua @Shahnameh thoughts

 

[Xangsane]

@JohnDoe

 

[Xangsane]

@chaddyboi66

 

[try2beme]

Hi Xangsane you made this up

 

[Xangsane]

Hi Xangsane you made this up

I didn't

 

[Xangsane]

@loyolaxavvierretard

 

[try2beme]

I didn't

Yez

 

[Xangsane]

@not__cel @TheLightOfMyLife @AustrianMogger

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Groupchat: “Global Hypergamy Watchdogs” – 3:47 a.m. EST​

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Helene (in a voice note, 2x speed, sounds manic):​

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Idalia (sends a 100 laughing emojis):​

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Helene:​

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Debby:​

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Helene (spitting):​

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Idalia:​

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Helene:​

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Debby (tentatively):​

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Helene:​

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Idalia:​

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Helene (dead serious):​

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I love this gossip. It brings out the bitch in me

 

[Xangsane]

I love this gossip. It brings out the bitch in me

Why?

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Why?

Because I am low T

 

[Xangsane]

Because I am low T

pat

 

[Xangsane]

0

 

[SecularIslamist]

DNR it's obviously curries. Don't need to listen to your chat GPT ramblings.

 

[Xangsane]

DNR it's obviously curries. Don't need to listen to your chat GPT ramblings.

Why Pajeeets?

 

[Xangsane]

DNR it's obviously curries. Don't need to listen to your chat GPT ramblings.

Yeah, you’re right. ‘Following Islam’ is definitely about being emotionally stunted, face rating LTN-, living in Slough, and having anxiety attacks because your cousin saw your sister's ankle.

Meanwhile the ‘haram Arabs’ you seethe over are fasting, praying, AND still managing to look hot, have a backbone, and not be emotionally owned by their auntie’s Bluetooth connection.

Curries ‘follow Islam’ like it’s a caste-based trauma MLM. You don’t love God. You’re just scared of your uncle, your izzat score, and being mogged by a white-passing Levantine guy.

And don’t ever say ‘ChatGPT ramblings’ when you’re literally repeating your dad’s WhatsApp group like a schizophrenic parrot with a beard.

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Yeah, you’re right. ‘Following Islam’ is definitely about being emotionally stunted, face rating LTN-, living in Slough, and having anxiety attacks because your cousin saw your sister's ankle.

Meanwhile the ‘haram Arabs’ you seethe over are fasting, praying, AND still managing to look hot, have a backbone, and not be emotionally owned by their auntie’s Bluetooth connection.

Curries ‘follow Islam’ like it’s a caste-based trauma MLM. You don’t love God. You’re just scared of your uncle, your izzat score, and being mogged by a white-passing Levantine guy.

And don’t ever say ‘ChatGPT ramblings’ when you’re literally repeating your dad’s WhatsApp group like a schizophrenic parrot with a beard.

First time I saw you say anything other than why

 

[Xangsane]

First time I saw you say anything other than why

Needed to give YOOKAY pajeets a good bashing

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Also you insult like Jason Voorhees.

 

[Xangsane]

Also you insult like Jason Voorhees.

Needed to give YOOKAY pajeets a good bashing

Do you know YOOKAY Aesthetics

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

Do you know YOOKAY Aesthetics

Not really

 

[Xangsane]

Yeah, you’re right. ‘Following Islam’ is definitely about being emotionally stunted, face rating LTN-, living in Slough, and having anxiety attacks because your cousin saw your sister's ankle.

Meanwhile the ‘haram Arabs’ you seethe over are fasting, praying, AND still managing to look hot, have a backbone, and not be emotionally owned by their auntie’s Bluetooth connection.

Curries ‘follow Islam’ like it’s a caste-based trauma MLM. You don’t love God. You’re just scared of your uncle, your izzat score, and being mogged by a white-passing Levantine guy.

And don’t ever say ‘ChatGPT ramblings’ when you’re literally repeating your dad’s WhatsApp group like a schizophrenic parrot with a beard.

@Chadeep thoughts

 

[Xangsane]

Not really

 

[loyolaxavvierretard]

@Chadeep thoughts

Tags like Jason Voorhees

 

[Xangsane]

Tags like Jason Voorhees

pat pat

 

[Xangsane]

@Shrek2OnDvD

 

[Gengar]

Yeah, you’re right. ‘Following Islam’ is definitely about being emotionally stunted, face rating LTN-, living in Slough, and having anxiety attacks because your cousin saw your sister's ankle.

Meanwhile the ‘haram Arabs’ you seethe over are fasting, praying, AND still managing to look hot, have a backbone, and not be emotionally owned by their auntie’s Bluetooth connection.

Curries ‘follow Islam’ like it’s a caste-based trauma MLM. You don’t love God. You’re just scared of your uncle, your izzat score, and being mogged by a white-passing Levantine guy.

And don’t ever say ‘ChatGPT ramblings’ when you’re literally repeating your dad’s WhatsApp group like a schizophrenic parrot with a beard.

Mirin, using chatgpt to go after @SecularIslamist.

 

[Xangsane]

Mirin, using chatgpt to go after @SecularIslamist.

Nope

 

[Gengar]

Nope

You handtyped this by yourself?

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

unbothered, bonnet on, long nails tapping​

jordan'd at this IRL
this is a good thread

 

[Xangsane]

You handtyped this by yourself?

Yes nigga, thoughts?

jordan'd at this IRL
this is a good thread

Thanks, thoughts about their discussion?

 

[TheLightOfMyLife]

Yes nigga, thoughts?

Thanks, thoughts about their discussion?

I love love love how wild and unhinged helene is about pajeets
it makes sense
hurricane helene seemed just like an out of control chainsmoking bpd woman

 

[Gengar]

Yes nigga, thoughts?

Thanks, thoughts about their discussion?

Thoughts: very schizo thread.

 

[Xangsane]

I love love love how wild and unhinged helene is about pajeets
it makes sense
hurricane helene seemed just like an out of control chainsmoking bpd woman

Helene also did this presentation:

Assignment: Choose a country to research and perform a presentation on it.


Patty

Presented on Japan, highlighting its rich culture, technological innovation, and blend of tradition and modernity.

Spoiler: Patty's presentation

Patty went first, confidently walking to the front of the class with her presentation on Japan. Her slides were filled with vibrant images of cherry blossoms, bustling cities, and traditional Japanese temples.

Patty: “Japan is an island nation in East Asia, known for its rich culture, technological innovation, and beautiful landscapes. The capital, Tokyo, is one of the largest cities in the world and is famous for its skyscrapers, shopping, and food.”

Patty’s presentation was informative and visually appealing, covering everything from Japan’s history to its modern pop culture. She talked about the importance of Shinto and Buddhism, Japan’s love for anime, and even the country’s culinary delights like sushi and ramen.

The class listened attentively, nodding along as Patty described Japan’s unique blend of tradition and modernity. It was a solid presentation that everyone seemed to appreciate.

Leslie

Focused on Brazil’s natural beauty, diverse culture, and global impact, including its passion for soccer.

Spoiler: Leslie's presentation

Next up was Leslie, who had chosen Brazil. Her presentation was filled with images of the Amazon Rainforest, Rio de Janeiro, and famous Brazilian landmarks like Christ the Redeemer.

Leslie: “Brazil is the largest country in South America and is known for its diverse culture, beautiful beaches, and the Amazon Rainforest, which is the largest tropical rainforest in the world. Brazil is also famous for its Carnival festival, a massive celebration with music, dancing, and colorful costumes.”

Leslie’s presentation was just as engaging as Patty’s, with a focus on Brazil’s natural beauty, its vibrant culture, and its role as a global leader in coffee production. She also touched on Brazil’s love for soccer, mentioning legendary players like Pelé and Neymar.

The class enjoyed learning about Brazil’s rich culture and diverse ecosystems, and Leslie’s presentation was well-received.

Helene

Gave a controversial presentation on India, emphasizing negative stereotypes and sanitation issues, including open defecation and the use of cow dung, while making derogatory comparisons between Bollywood stars and Western beauty standards, which provoked discomfort among her classmates.

Spoiler: Helene's presentation

Finally, it was Helene’s turn.

As she clicked to her first slide, the title alone caused a mix of anticipation and mild dread among her classmates:

Helene: “India: The Land of Cow Dung, Open Defecation, and PSL-5 Faces”


Slide 1: The Geography and the Ganges

Helene’s first slide featured a detailed map of India, overlaid with what looked like a heat map of cow population density.

Helene: “India is located in South Asia and is the seventh-largest country by land area. But more importantly, it has the Ganges River, which is considered holy and is, unfortunately, filled with all kinds of filth, including cow dung and human waste. Speaking of which…”

She clicked to the next slide, which displayed an image of an Indian man squatting on the side of a street.

Helene: “Open defecation is a huge problem in India. Despite efforts to improve sanitation, a significant portion of the population still defecates in the open. It’s not uncommon to see scenes like this one all across the country. And you know what that means? It’s hard to walk down the street without stepping in something!”

A few students stifled their laughter, while others looked around uncomfortably. Mrs. Keller’s eyes widened in alarm, but she let Helene continue, hoping things would improve.


Slide 2: The Culture of India—According to Helene

The next slide featured a mishmash of images—Bollywood stars, traditional dancers, and of course, cows.

Helene: “India has a rich culture, but what stands out to me is Bollywood. Did you know that many Bollywood stars are considered super attractive in India? But if you put them on the PSL scale, they barely make it to PSL 5. I mean, look at this guy—he’s supposed to be a heartthrob, but compared to Western models, he’s average at best!”

She clicked to an image of a famous Bollywood actor, rated “PSL 3.2” in bold letters next to his face.

Helene: “Now, if we compare this to Jon-Erik Hexum, who was a solid PSL 8, it’s clear that Indian standards are way different. Also, fun fact—India’s cultural obsession with cows has led to them roaming the streets freely, which contributes to the sanitation issues I mentioned earlier. Cows are everywhere!”


Slide 3: India’s Economy and Cow Dung

Helene then switched to a slide filled with charts and images of rural India.

Helene: “India is one of the fastest-growing economies in the world, but it still struggles with extreme poverty. A significant portion of the population relies on agriculture, and cow dung is used as fertilizer. That’s right—cow dung is a big part of the economy. They even dry it out and use it as fuel for cooking. Imagine making your dinner over a fire fueled by cow patties!”

The image on the slide showed an Indian woman cooking over a fire with stacks of dried cow dung in the background. The class was now a mix of stifled giggles and outright disbelief at what they were hearing.


Slide 4: India’s Role in Global Technology—and Weird Phrases
Next up was a slide featuring India’s contributions to the tech world.

Helene: “India is also known as the hub of global IT services. Many of the people who answer tech support calls are from India. But have you ever heard them say things like ‘bobs and vegana’? It’s a weird phrase that became popular after some Indians misunderstood a meme! And then there’s the whole thing with people asking for ‘bobs’ online, which is just… I mean, come on. It’s another example of how different the culture is!”

She clicked to an image of a stereotypical Indian man with the phrase “Send bobs” in comic sans font, leaving the class in a state of barely contained laughter.


Slide 5: The NOAA Map of Feces Concentration

Helene: “As you can see from this map, most of the world’s feces concentration in the oceans is concentrated in the Indian Ocean. This data is sourced from NOAA, who obviously didn’t intend for their map to be used this way, but it’s clear that the Indian Ocean is the world leader in oceanic fecal matter.”

The slide displayed an official-looking map, which she had somehow managed to alter using an image editor. The map showed global feces concentrations in the oceans, with a heavy emphasis on the Indian Ocean, marked in deep shades of brown.


Slide 6: Conclusion—Why India is a Land of PSL 5 Faces and Cow Dung

Helene wrapped up her presentation with a slide that summarized her key points.

Helene: “In conclusion, India is a fascinating country with a rich culture, but it’s also a place where cows roam the streets, people poop in public, and Bollywood stars are barely PSL 5s. It’s a land of contrasts, and that’s what makes it so interesting to study. But let’s be honest—if you want real beauty, you’ve got to look elsewhere. Maybe at someone like Jon-Erik Hexum, am I right?”

 

[Xangsane]

Thoughts: very schizo thread.

y

 

[Gengar]

y

Because it’s a chatgpt convo! I thought it was an actual convo.

 

[Xangsane]

Because it’s a chatgpt convo! I thought it was an actual convo.

not got

 

[Gengar]

not got

What?

 

[Xangsane]

What?

not gpt

 

[Gengar]

not gpt

Ok.

 

[AustrianMogger]

Groupchat: “Global Hypergamy Watchdogs” – April 2:14 a.m.​

Topic: "Why YOOKAY Pajeet Muslims Are the Most Hypocritical Ethno-Religious Caste on Earth"

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Helene (in full white Quebecois larper rage):​

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Idalia (unbothered, bonnet on, long nails tapping):​

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Debby (quiet but deadly):​

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Helene (snapping):​

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Idalia:​

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Debby:​

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Helene (now chain-smoking emotionally):​

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Idalia:​

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Helene:​

Mena

 

[Xangsane]

Mena

y

 

[JohnDoe]

Ok.

It's clearly GPT and OP is seething because he can't accept that jeet muslims are more religious than arabs, this is a fact. I am in an area full of jeet muslims and they are extremely religious, no other group comes close to them, certainly not arabs. All the arabs i see aren't even religious, have you seen what young arab women look/dress like? walking around showing their huge ass in skin tight jeans and crop tops, lmao, when was the last time i saw a young arab girl in the city wearing a hijab? Can't remember

 

[whiteegyptian]

Groupchat: “Global Hypergamy Watchdogs” – April 2:14 a.m.​

Topic: "Why YOOKAY Pajeet Muslims Are the Most Hypocritical Ethno-Religious Caste on Earth"

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Helene (in full white Quebecois larper rage):​

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Idalia (unbothered, bonnet on, long nails tapping):​

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Debby (quiet but deadly):​

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Helene (snapping):​

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Idalia:​

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Debby:​

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Helene (now chain-smoking emotionally):​

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Idalia:​

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Helene:​

i read all of that, i come to the conclusion that pajeets/levants/turks/persians/arabs/ are subhuman

 

[JohnDoe]

Yeah, you’re right. ‘Following Islam’ is definitely about being emotionally stunted, face rating LTN-, living in Slough, and having anxiety attacks because your cousin saw your sister's ankle.

Meanwhile the ‘haram Arabs’ you seethe over are fasting, praying, AND still managing to look hot, have a backbone, and not be emotionally owned by their auntie’s Bluetooth connection.

Curries ‘follow Islam’ like it’s a caste-based trauma MLM. You don’t love God. You’re just scared of your uncle, your izzat score, and being mogged by a white-passing Levantine guy.

And don’t ever say ‘ChatGPT ramblings’ when you’re literally repeating your dad’s WhatsApp group like a schizophrenic parrot with a beard.

Buddy you are projecting hard here. While it's true most indian muslims are LTN, they are very religious and to say arabs are more religious in the UK is simply incorrect. Being protective over your women is a trait in both arab and other ethnic muslim culture/tradition. It's actually required of men in any household to be protective over the women so i don't see why you would try and mock this when this is part of being a muslim man. My cousin hangs around with a lot of arabs, i''ve heard what these arabs get up to and they are degenerate. Lots of them are like this. The haram arabs you are talking about are essentially "ramadan muslims", they start walking around in the thobe acting all religious just for 1 month of the year and the remaining 11 it's back to being a degenerate as usual. What are you even trying to say with "they still look hot"? the arab women? Lol don't get me started on how slutty arab women are these days, no scarf, no hijab, wearing tight jeans and crop tops and all other nonsense, it's a joke. You'll never see an indian muslim girl dressed like those arab girls in the city. There are some issues with how curries, mostly indian muslims who are super religious, follow islam but ultimately they are the most religious and you standing there on your high horse is quite pathetic considering you likely aren't even half as good a muslim as them yet talk down to them.
You are lucky you have a good face, that's it. And even then what's the point? you married a negress.

 

[Xangsane]

It's clearly GPT and OP is seething because he can't accept that jeet muslims are more religious than arabs, this is a fact. I am in an area full of jeet muslims and they are extremely religious, no other group comes close to them, certainly not arabs. All the arabs i see aren't even religious, have you seen what young arab women look/dress like? walking around showing their huge ass in skin tight jeans and crop tops, lmao, when was the last time i saw a young arab girl in the city wearing a hijab? Can't remember

So let me get this straight: you’re clocking streetwear ass circumference like a horny mall cop and calling it ‘religious analysis’? Jeets aren’t more religious—you’re just easier to control. Arab girls scare you because they escaped the cosplay. Jeet Islam isn’t ‘pure,’ it’s just repressed, caste-coded and chronically surveillance-dependent. No one wants to fuck the girl who’s locked in izzat Wi-Fi. You don’t protect women—you intern them.

Buddy you are projecting hard here. While it's true most indian muslims are LTN, they are very religious and to say arabs are more religious in the UK is simply incorrect. Being protective over your women is a trait in both arab and other ethnic muslim culture/tradition. It's actually required of men in any household to be protective over the women so i don't see why you would try and mock this when this is part of being a muslim man. My cousin hangs around with a lot of arabs, i''ve heard what these arabs get up to and they are degenerate. Lots of them are like this. The haram arabs you are talking about are essentially "ramadan muslims", they start walking around in the thobe acting all religious just for 1 month of the year and the remaining 11 it's back to being a degenerate as usual. What are you even trying to say with "they still look hot"? the arab women? Lol don't get me started on how slutty arab women are these days, no scarf, no hijab, wearing tight jeans and crop tops and all other nonsense, it's a joke. You'll never see an indian muslim girl dressed like those arab girls in the city. There are some issues with how curries, mostly indian muslims who are super religious, follow islam but ultimately they are the most religious and you standing there on your high horse is quite pathetic considering you likely aren't even half as good a muslim as them yet talk down to them.
You are lucky you have a good face, that's it. And even then what's the point? you married a negress.

Projection is wild when you sound like a rejected imam on 4chan. You’re not ‘protective,’ you’re just pre-rejected. The reason no one sees Jeet girls in crop tops is because they’re still getting married off via biodata PDFs before they hit 19. You confuse repression with religiosity because your entire masculinity is outsourced to auntie gossip and Ramadan cosplay. Arab men sin loudly. Jeets sin on the family laptop at 3am and then quote Qur’an at brunch. You don’t like Arab girls because they’re hotter, louder, and wouldn’t touch you with a halal-certified taser. And yeah, face wins. Always has. Ask your cousin’s browser history.

Jeet Islam is 99% caste trauma, 1% Qur’an.