2011 WATTPAD FANFICTION STORIES WERE SO FUNNY (GTFIH)

[ascendedd]

No one:
2011 Wattpad fiction: i was getting ready for school, putting my long brown hair into a messy bun. As i looked into my blue eyes in the mirror, my mom came in “i sold you to pay our debts” she said “come meet your new master.”
I went downstairs and there he was… harry styles.

 

[romanstock]

This would get you lots of upvotes on Reddit.

 

[childishkillah]

Based asf, daughters are currency

 

[Lamping21]

As Lamping21 got out of the shower with his protruding veiny cock, a sudden whimper was heard from outside the door and a silhouette can be seen moving swiftly between the door crack.
"WTF I didn't lock it?" Lamping21 blurts.

Lamping21 was confused as he lives alone, he went to investigate approaching slowly to his unlocked door.

As he approaches, his protruding veiny cock standing erect throbs like a radar like it has a mind of it's own. Turns out it was Lamping21's spiritual wife and they sex