Jason Voorhees
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-Roidmaxx before moving to another country. Bulk up to 250lbs of pure muscle and rage. Blast tren, test whatever is needed but you need to look like a mutant
-Get sleeve tattoos that you can cover in the morning and show at night. Professional by day with long sleeves + fake smile but full gangster warlord by night
-Get acquainted with every single law and policy that is relevant to people like you. Know exactly how many emotional support animals you can claim, which benefits stack, and the precise number of days before they call it
squatting instead of community enrichment.
-Top priority is finding your group/gang. Find people of same ethnicity/nationality within a week max and only go outside only in groups. Going out alone= Danger. Matching tracksuits optional but highly recommended.
-Carry concealed weapon. A small hand gun if possible like Glock 17 but Pepper spray also works and a knife with 4+ inches. Pepper spray for the mild disagreements, knife for negotiations, and the Glock for when shit hits the fan. Always claim it is cultural heirloom piece or carrying for religious reasons
-Always be loud and do not listen or trust anyone who isn't from your gang. You gang needs to be self sustaining. one guy does tattoos, another stolen bikes, and someone specializes in welfare forms.
-Do freelancing online and blacklisted jobs but don't show your income to government. Crypto payments, burner accounts, and consulting gigs that mysteriously pay in cash. Declare zero income while living like a low key king
-Get good education, make money, live frugally, invest it on your future, not in the country you live in atleast until you have a passport. Stack degrees, work hard and wire every spare cent to a foreign account. Your retirement plan citizenship somewhere warm with no extradition.
-Squat on properties for as long as possible to keep rent low. Remember the tenant can't be kicked out in most western countries until an eviction notice is sent which can take months. This is well known thing in places in Paris and London where a lot of the property is owned by foreign investors who don't live in the property premises.
-Eat at food for homeless even if you have the money to keep food costs low and use that money for other things. Use the money saved to buy more roids and crypto.
-Exploit the social welfare of that country for as much possible. Multiple identities ans workshops on maximizing your entitlements. The goal is to make the system thank you for participating.
-Become a professional victim influencer. Film every minor inconvenience and claim racism. Post it with hashtags like #Racism #SystemicOppression #NewCountryHatesMe. Monetize the outrage.
- Date strategically for passport, housing and papers. Romance local land whales with sob stories about your hard journey. Marry if needed then rediscover your roots right after the passport clears and then marry beautiful wife from home country
-Finally don't assimilate. Keep your accent as it is, your customs louder, and remind everyone daily how much better your old country was while draining every resource from the new one and never forget your roots. Only even make attempts at assimilation after a passport and years. True success = getting paid to complain about the place that pays you.
-Get sleeve tattoos that you can cover in the morning and show at night. Professional by day with long sleeves + fake smile but full gangster warlord by night
-Get acquainted with every single law and policy that is relevant to people like you. Know exactly how many emotional support animals you can claim, which benefits stack, and the precise number of days before they call it
squatting instead of community enrichment.
-Top priority is finding your group/gang. Find people of same ethnicity/nationality within a week max and only go outside only in groups. Going out alone= Danger. Matching tracksuits optional but highly recommended.
-Carry concealed weapon. A small hand gun if possible like Glock 17 but Pepper spray also works and a knife with 4+ inches. Pepper spray for the mild disagreements, knife for negotiations, and the Glock for when shit hits the fan. Always claim it is cultural heirloom piece or carrying for religious reasons
-Always be loud and do not listen or trust anyone who isn't from your gang. You gang needs to be self sustaining. one guy does tattoos, another stolen bikes, and someone specializes in welfare forms.
-Do freelancing online and blacklisted jobs but don't show your income to government. Crypto payments, burner accounts, and consulting gigs that mysteriously pay in cash. Declare zero income while living like a low key king
-Get good education, make money, live frugally, invest it on your future, not in the country you live in atleast until you have a passport. Stack degrees, work hard and wire every spare cent to a foreign account. Your retirement plan citizenship somewhere warm with no extradition.
-Squat on properties for as long as possible to keep rent low. Remember the tenant can't be kicked out in most western countries until an eviction notice is sent which can take months. This is well known thing in places in Paris and London where a lot of the property is owned by foreign investors who don't live in the property premises.
-Eat at food for homeless even if you have the money to keep food costs low and use that money for other things. Use the money saved to buy more roids and crypto.
-Exploit the social welfare of that country for as much possible. Multiple identities ans workshops on maximizing your entitlements. The goal is to make the system thank you for participating.
-Become a professional victim influencer. Film every minor inconvenience and claim racism. Post it with hashtags like #Racism #SystemicOppression #NewCountryHatesMe. Monetize the outrage.
- Date strategically for passport, housing and papers. Romance local land whales with sob stories about your hard journey. Marry if needed then rediscover your roots right after the passport clears and then marry beautiful wife from home country
-Finally don't assimilate. Keep your accent as it is, your customs louder, and remind everyone daily how much better your old country was while draining every resource from the new one and never forget your roots. Only even make attempts at assimilation after a passport and years. True success = getting paid to complain about the place that pays you.
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