2026 is four months ahead. You could be living your prime next year if you start improving now!

[Diamond Dave]

Required song while reading:

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So I ate my last goyslop for life. I have four months until the next year to get in shape and live my prime.

My self-improvement is obvious: reducing the amount of fat in my face, miniziming the acne scars and pimples, taking care of my hair, growing my eyebrows and eyelashes with castor oil, changing my diet to fit my new healthy lifestyle, and doing everything within my reach to be quite handsome.

Not to mention that I am done with pornography, masturbation, and other destructive habits.

Hope this inspires you to do the same.

 

[Foreverbrad]

2026 is lost to surgeries for me. Will spend most of it with swelling.

 

[FiendFiend]

Required song while reading:

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So I ate my last goyslop for life. I have four months until the next year to get in shape and live my prime.

My self-improvement is obvious: reducing the amount of fat in my face, miniziming the acne scars and pimples, taking care of my hair, growing my eyebrows and eyelashes with castor oil, changing my diet to fit my new healthy lifestyle, and doing everything within my reach to be quite handsome.

Not to mention that I am done with pornography, masturbation, and other destructive habits.

Hope this inspires you to do the same.

dude are u like 57 or something

 

[FiendFiend]

Hey unc remember when this came out and u were in school?

 

[wastedspermcel]

C'est fini