29th Birthday

[ugly_man]

So, my birthday is tomorrow (2nd) and I want to go to brothel, which is legal jn my abode(Nevada), for my birthday. I am extremely hideous and extremely retarded. In fact, I'm basically a deranged child. Obviously, the only way I could have intimacy is by paying a lot of money because no one is willing to degrade herself into an egregious crime against nature. Unfortunately, my parents made it verboten. They correctly treat my like a child then act surprised that I correctly see myself as an incompetent retard.

 

[ugly_man]

 

[L(oser)ooksmaxxer]

Happy early birthday unc

 

[Jason5000]

Your 29, its your life, tell them to fuck off. Happy Birthday btw

 

[hopelessmanlet32]

tell me when it actually becomes the 2nd of the month in your country

 

[ugly_man]

Your 29, its your life, tell them to fuck off. Happy Birthday btw

I don't wanna gain trouble and cause more strife in my family, so I don't know. I'm just gonna drop it. Plus I am a pussy. Not a man

 

[ugly_man]

Happy early birthday unc

Thnks man

 

[SoundnVision]

Pound some pussy fella

 

[ugly_man]

Pound some pussy fella

My parents won't let me, and I don't wanna cause more family issues than there already is. Also, I kinda not just wanna, uh, go there to pound, but I also sort of wanna complain and stuff, and give my sob story to a prostitute and stuff, and even though it may be fake sympathy, I want some kind of sympathy from a woman. It's really, really pathetic.

 

[tansel]

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i could drive a car on ur forehead lines

 

[SoundnVision]

My parents won't let me, and I don't wanna cause more family issues than there already is. Also, I kinda not just wanna, uh, go there to pound, but I also sort of wanna complain and stuff, and give my sob story to a prostitute and stuff, and even though it may be fake sympathy, I want some kind of sympathy from a woman. It's really, really pathetic.

Why ya parents care fella you're fucking 29 not 15 ffs

 

[ugly_man]

Why ya parents care fella you're fucking 29 not 15 ffs

Fucking crazy controlling assholes

 

[cheeselord]

My parents won't let me, and I don't wanna cause more family issues than there already is. Also, I kinda not just wanna, uh, go there to pound, but I also sort of wanna complain and stuff, and give my sob story to a prostitute and stuff, and even though it may be fake sympathy, I want some kind of sympathy from a woman. It's really, really pathetic.

nigger you are 29 who the fuck cares if your parents let you have sex or not your a grown ass man

 

[duduboy]

nigger you are 29 who the fuck cares if your parents let you have sex or not your a grown ass man

you made my day nigger, thanks

 

[ugly_man]

nigger you are 29 who the fuck cares if your parents let you have sex or not your a grown ass man

It's 2 hours away the roads are bad and my car isn't really my car but my dad's. Also I don't really have money I have a shitty retail job that only pays $12 and hour and I love in section 8

 

[cheeselord]

It's 2 hours away the roads are bad and my car isn't really my car but my dad's. Also I don't really have money I have a shitty retail job that only pays $12 and hour and I love in section 8

by the way I looked at your profile your not even that ugly sure your a Sub 5 but you could get to LTN if you shaved the beard and got contacts

 

[ugly_man]

by the way I looked at your profile your not even that ugly sure your a Sub 5 but you could get to LTN if you shaved the beard and got contacts

I look like a troon without facial hair

 

[ugly_man]

It's over