3 different girls invited me to go clubbing with them tonight but here’s why this is bad (BRUTAL)

[Deleted member 81875]

Basically 3 girls I was talking with on tinder all invited me to go clubbing with their friends. While this may sound cool I know the reality of what will happen

I will meet them and have to jestermaxx for the girl and all her friends maybe even buy them drinks. At the end of the night the girls friends will cockblock me and tell her not to go home with me.

NEVER jestermax it you don’t have to. Be smart about it. ALWAYS try to jestermax as little as possible, sometimes the juice just ain’t worth the squeeze.

@hypernormie @lurking truecel @PlayersGetPlayed @JOJOcelReturns @Amnesia @Xangsane @thereallegend

 

[ey88]

Just go with the hottest one

 

[Deleted member 81875]

Just go with the hottest one

Yeah but what’s the point if I don’t close them. Like just to jestermax and get drunk?

 

[hypernormie]

If you want to 100% get laid don’t go

If you want to primarily have fun with the potential to get laid, then go

But in neither case do you need to jestermax

Fuck these bitches man you don’t need to perform for them

 

[JOJOcelReturns]

Basically 3 girls I was talking with on tinder all invited me to go clubbing with their friends. While this may sound cool I know the reality of what will happen

I will meet them and have to jestermaxx for the girl and all her friends maybe even buy them drinks. At the end of the night the girls friends will cockblock me and tell her not to go home with me.

NEVER jestermax it you don’t have to. Be smart about it. ALWAYS try to jestermax as little as possible, sometimes the juice just ain’t worth the squeeze.

@hypernormie @lurking truecel @PlayersGetPlayed @JOJOcelReturns @Amnesia @Xangsane @thereallegend

That's a high risk low reward trap. I've been invited sometimes to events like that, or a date with her friend included. I would ghost them instantly because they clearly showed to be time wasters.

 

[Gonthar]

Who goes clubbing on a first date???

 

[Deleted member 81875]

Who goes clubbing on a first date???

That’s what I’m saying bro

 

[romanstock]

That’s what I’m saying bro

You're a fucking idiot, that's the easiest in for a first fuck date you'll ever get.

No girl has ever invited me to go clubbing.

 

[Deleted member 81875]

You're a fucking idiot, that's the easiest in for a first fuck date you'll ever get.

No girl has ever invited me to go clubbing.

That’s why you don’t know the reality. Why would I force myself to do something I don’t even want to do for a girl

 

[romanstock]

That’s why you don’t know the reality. Why would I force myself to do something I don’t even want to do for a girl

why would you sit on an incel forum instead of clubbing with some girl

 

[Deleted member 81875]

why would you sit on an incel forum instead of clubbing with some girl

Bc I already have a huge laycount and I don’t want to ruin my health with alcohol and be tired for the other dates I have set up this week. I’m at a point where I’m getting older at 22 I would have gone with them but at 25 my body can’t stay up all night drinking - if I do that my entire next day will be destroyed

 

[Neph]

Fuck her first. Then decide if she is worth all this jestermaxxing bullshit. If a foid was really horny do you think chad would have to jump through this hoop? You know the answer jfl

 

[romanstock]

Bc I already have a huge laycount and I don’t want to ruin my health with alcohol and be tired for the other dates I have set up this week. I’m at a point where I’m getting older at 22 I would have gone with them but at 25 my body can’t stay up all night drinking - if I do that my entire next day will be destroyed

okay so get a gf

 

[Deleted member 81875]

okay so get a gf

That’s what I’m doing rn just hard to find someone I click with

 

[Alt Number 3]

still think you should go for it. Most importantly don’t get hammered. 1 pint or a shot max. You’re already 95% in the bag for the lay. so what’s there to lose. unless you’re not attracted to them

 

[Deleted member 81875]

still think you should go for it. Most importantly don’t get hammered. 1 pint or a shot max. You’re already 95% in the bag for the lay. so what’s there to lose. unless you’re not attracted to them

Idk what happened but after 25 I can’t have more than like 2 drinks without getting a massive hangover