3 Hours of The Batman + a Big Pile of Shit = take a guess!

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

 

[buckchadley31]

It was good stop coping you retard

 

[Deleted member 8904]

I’m vengeance

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

It was good stop coping you retard

A big giant pile of shit.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

you wanna be different soooo bad

 

[BearBoy]

I saw the catwoman on a youtube video scene and decided not to watch the movie.

The old batman movie catwoman was so hot

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

you wanna be different soooo bad

Hear me out.

I would have written it memorable.

Fine, they wanted to make this reboot more realistic as to the Batman is just a regular filthy rich guy, no problem! HOWEVER. I would have attached it to the Justice League/Flash universe.

So the tale runs the same way as in the movie, The Batman. Yadda yadda yadda for 2 hours and uh-oh, they all die. Batman. Skankwoman. That untalented mayor actress. The Penguin. Pedo-Riddler. They all die. Then Flash appears! Uh-oh! What the boogers did you do this time, Barry? Did you engage Flashpoint and kill all of these talented characters? Shucks. Moving on...the End.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Hear me out.

I would have written it memorable.

Fine, they wanted to make this reboot more realistic as to the Batman is just a regular filthy rich guy, no problem! HOWEVER. I would have attached it to the Justice League/Flash universe.

So the tale runs the same way as in the movie, The Batman. Yadda yadda yadda for 2 hours and uh-oh, they all die. Batman. Skankwoman. That untalented mayor actress. The Penguin. Pedo-Riddler. They all die. Then Flash appears! Uh-oh! What the boogers did you do this time, Barry? Did you engage Flashpoint and kill all of these talented characters? Shucks. Moving on...the End.

THEN! We get to see what actually happened in the upcoming Flash movie. Do you see the magic? So Flash fucks with the speed force thingy, right? Perhaps, he wants to do the right thing and help his Bruce and Victor (Cyborg) out. As well as saving his own mother, and father. So he goes back in time and stops his mother's murder AND Bruce's parents AND Cyborg's accident. This would then explain the ending of The Peacemaker. Bruce never becomes Batman. So Barry wants to fix that and fucks with time again! THIS TIME, it opens the multiverse. He meets Michael Keaton's Batman. So now he's trying to get back to HIS universe. Well, he runs into The Batman's and fucks everything up that causes them all to die. Or maybe, just The Batman. Whatever. Yadda yadda yadda. He finally finds his way home but the damage is unfixable. But eventually, it all works out later on—five movies later.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

THEN! We get to see what actually happened in the upcoming Flash movie. Do you see the magic? So Flash fucks with the speed force thingy, right? Perhaps, he wants to do the right thing and help his Bruce and Victor (Cyborg) out. As well as saving his own mother, and father. So he goes back in time and stops his mother's murder AND Bruce's parents AND Cyborg's accident. This would then explain the ending of The Peacemaker. Bruce never becomes Batman. So Barry wants to fix that and fucks with time again! THIS TIME, it opens the multiverse. He meets Michael Keaton's Batman. So now he's trying to get back to HIS universe. Well, he runs into The Batman's and fucks everything up that causes them all to die. Or maybe, just The Batman. Whatever. Yadda yadda yadda. He finally finds his way home but the damage is unfixable. But eventually, it all works out later on—five movies later.

are you on ecstasy

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

are you on ecstasy

I'm a better writer because I lack privilege tampering with my talent.

 

[Vermilioncore]

Hear me out.

I would have written it memorable.

Fine, they wanted to make this reboot more realistic as to the Batman is just a regular filthy rich guy, no problem! HOWEVER. I would have attached it to the Justice League/Flash universe.

So the tale runs the same way as in the movie, The Batman. Yadda yadda yadda for 2 hours and uh-oh, they all die. Batman. Skankwoman. That untalented mayor actress. The Penguin. Pedo-Riddler. They all die. Then Flash appears! Uh-oh! What the boogers did you do this time, Barry? Did you engage Flashpoint and kill all of these talented characters? Shucks. Moving on...the End.

Hear me out, I have an even better idea!


It plays out relatively the same, but toward the end, when slutwoman and the runny eyeliner bat boy are standing on the rooftop, Bruce says, in his deep, manly voice, “Selina…I did so much for you. Before you leave can you at least suck this dick? You don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.”
To which she replies, “Wow, a pervert just like all the rest, figures.” And she skidaddles.

Riddler appears! Zoinks! He must have broken himself out of jail! He sneaks up behind Batman and says, “Riddle me this, BATMAN, what is warm, wet, and ready for your cock? Hint, it’s not Selina Kyle’s pussy!”
The Batman stands there, wondering.
“My mouth. My mouth, Batman!” And he takes Batman’s cock and sucks the cum right out of it like a vampire bat sucking the blood out of a fucking carcass!!!!

The end!

Yeah, you’re welcome, and no I refuse to write the next Batman script, thanks for asking though.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

are you on ecstasy

Those pedophiles in Hollywood, producers hire their own. Talentless writers but with privilege! Writers in the click. And because of that, the movies and series that leak from that place are all shit and copycats. Some of those writers have NO TALENT, they steal everything from social media. Real scumbags. Their endgame, I rather my current projection.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Those pedophiles in Hollywood, producers hire their own. Talentless writers but with privilege! Writers in the click. And because of that, the movies and series that leak from that place are all shit and copycats. Some of those writers have NO TALENT, they steal everything from social media. Real scumbags. Their endgame, I rather my current projection.

alright then, but your story kinda seems out there

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Hear me out, I have an even better idea!


It plays out relatively the same, but toward the end, when slutwoman and the runny eyeliner bat boy are standing on the rooftop, Bruce says, in his deep, manly voice, “Selina…I did so much for you. Before you leave can you at least suck this dick? You don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.”
To which she replies, “Wow, a pervert just like all the rest, figures.” And she skidaddles.

Riddler appears! Zoinks! He must have broken himself out of jail! He sneaks up behind Batman and says, “Riddle me this, BATMAN, what is warm, wet, and ready for your cock? Hint, it’s not Selina Kyle’s pussy!”
The Batman stands there, wondering.
“My mouth. My mouth, Batman!” And he takes Batman’s cock and sucks the cum right out of it like a vampire bat sucking the blood out of a fucking carcass!!!!

The end!

Yeah, you’re welcome, and no I refuse to write the next Batman script, thanks for asking though.

Impressive! You're going places!

...not really...a figure of speech.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Hear me out, I have an even better idea!


It plays out relatively the same, but toward the end, when slutwoman and the runny eyeliner bat boy are standing on the rooftop, Bruce says, in his deep, manly voice, “Selina…I did so much for you. Before you leave can you at least suck this dick? You don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.”
To which she replies, “Wow, a pervert just like all the rest, figures.” And she skidaddles.

Riddler appears! Zoinks! He must have broken himself out of jail! He sneaks up behind Batman and says, “Riddle me this, BATMAN, what is warm, wet, and ready for your cock? Hint, it’s not Selina Kyle’s pussy!”
The Batman stands there, wondering.
“My mouth. My mouth, Batman!” And he takes Batman’s cock and sucks the cum right out of it like a vampire bat sucking the blood out of a fucking carcass!!!!

The end!

Yeah, you’re welcome, and no I refuse to write the next Batman script, thanks for asking though.

tales from Arkham Asylum

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

alright then, but your story kinda seems out there

Nah. It's perfect. But what's in the way, too many greedy fucks with money and no talent. And the people they bring into that business are their druggie and sexually damaged family members. Most of them have no talent, imagination, not even a virtual limitless muse without restrictions to siphon from. And the plot I just mentioned I created in less than two minutes. No editing. That was raw! If I was to work on that, ugh, fucking Marvel would have nothing on me.

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

Hear me out, I have an even better idea!


It plays out relatively the same, but toward the end, when slutwoman and the runny eyeliner bat boy are standing on the rooftop, Bruce says, in his deep, manly voice, “Selina…I did so much for you. Before you leave can you at least suck this dick? You don’t have to swallow if you don’t want to.”
To which she replies, “Wow, a pervert just like all the rest, figures.” And she skidaddles.

Riddler appears! Zoinks! He must have broken himself out of jail! He sneaks up behind Batman and says, “Riddle me this, BATMAN, what is warm, wet, and ready for your cock? Hint, it’s not Selina Kyle’s pussy!”
The Batman stands there, wondering.
“My mouth. My mouth, Batman!” And he takes Batman’s cock and sucks the cum right out of it like a vampire bat sucking the blood out of a fucking carcass!!!!

The end!

Yeah, you’re welcome, and no I refuse to write the next Batman script, thanks for asking though.

They can't show too much skin as to vagina, areolas, assholes...but cracks?? I would have had Catwoman in thongs. The Penguin would've been a nasty perverted obesity eyesore. The Riddler, ugh, Qanon. A basement dweller that lives with his grandmother. But there's a twist! She's been dead for over a decade. He stuffed her body. Something like a Norman Bates story. He talks to her. Gets advice. Watches the late-night show with her. Ugh. Even has a few cries, laughs, and giggles.

Catwoman, I would have still made half black. But she's a hot little bitch! Thongs - Instagram peepshows (see-thru shirts.) And she has a knack for dirty metaphorical talking. "Meow, Batman. Fuck me in my ass, or peg you?"

 

[Deleted member 17531]

Nah. It's perfect. But what's in the way, too many greedy fucks with money and no talent. And the people they bring into that business are their druggie and sexually damaged family members. Most of them have no talent, imagination, not even a virtual limitless muse without restrictions to siphon from. And the plot I just mentioned I created in less than two minutes. No editing. That was raw! If I was to work on that, ugh, fucking Marvel would have nothing on me.

you should get into film writing as a career

 

[BigJimsWornOutTires]

you should get into film writing as a career

I understand bringing in the younger actors. I get that! And I agree 110%! That Ben Affleck was questionable. Ugh. But as for writers, they need to stop what they're doing. They're fucking up everything! And this gay shit is not only being pushed into our faces, but they're also trying to label the usage of gay - trans - an n-word! Actually, if you know the person is a male, and you call him out, you've committed a hate crime. That is fucking SICK! So Hollywood is hiring those writers. And as a writer, you must be vaccinated and SHOW IT, and your support in your writing. Like what they did to Star Trek Picard by mentioning a future where everyone has vaccination chips installed into their bodies. So if that's Hollywood today, I want no part of it.

 

[Deleted member 17531]

I understand bringing in the younger actors. I get that! And I agree 110%! That Ben Affleck was questionable. Ugh. But as for writers, they need to stop what they're doing. They're fucking up everything! And this gay shit is not only being pushed into our faces, but they're also trying to label the usage of gay - trans - an n-word! Actually, if you know the person is a male, and you call him out, you've committed a hate crime. That is fucking SICK! So Hollywood is hiring those writers. And as a writer, you must be vaccinated and SHOW IT, and your support in your writing. Like what they did to Star Trek Picard by mentioning a future where everyone has vaccination chips installed into their bodies. So if that's Hollywood today, I want no part of it.

understandable