3 jokes you are not allowed to make if you are a muslim.

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1. Short jokes - making fun of somone being short is as bad as if you corrupted the entire ocean. You need to repent for this one @Ahmed88

2. Fart jokes - if you hear somone fart you are not allowed to mention it as we all do it.

3. Nose jokes - many muslims have wrongly shaped noses, you are not allowed to make fun of it as you are critising the creation of allah.

Tag any muslims who do ts
 
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can I make these jokes
 
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Poop fart allah
 
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what if I'm not Muslim
 
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1. Short jokes - making fun of somone being short is as bad as if you corrupted the entire ocean. You need to repent for this one @Ahmed88

2. Fart jokes - if you hear somone fart you are not allowed to mention it as we all do it.

3. Nose jokes - many muslims have wrongly shaped noses, you are not allowed to make fun of it as you are critising the creation of allah.

Tag any muslims who do ts
Pack it up bro 🥀
 
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salam allah
 
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marshmallah brother
 
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1. Short jokes - making fun of somone being short is as bad as if you corrupted the entire ocean. You need to repent for this one @Ahmed88

2. Fart jokes - if you hear somone fart you are not allowed to mention it as we all do it.

3. Nose jokes - many muslims have wrongly shaped noses, you are not allowed to make fun of it as you are critising the creation of allah.

Tag any muslims who do ts
Pack it up bro 🥀
I am sorry bro don't bomb me or some shi
 
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