Psychophilly
Oxytocin explosion
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They get their beers and start talking, first khhv says "I thought of a new plan to get laid last night, think about it...2 of us can get married so you can adopt, you go for old girls who are still not adopted at 18..."
third khhv gets mad "stfu man with our dumb plans..."
second khhv is interested and interrupts "wait dude...let him cook".
third khhv goes "oh yeah? you cook? since when?"
1st looks at him weird "anyway...i was saying..so.."
3st interrupts again " I'm not seeing any cooking going on...where is even your pot and stuff?"
2st "chill dude, what has gotten into you today?"
3st "retard u just said, LET HIM COOK, but he started talking again!"
1st "bro it's just a saying, it's like let him..."
3st "STFU FAGGOT, COOK FOR ME ALREADY IM HUNGRY" he yells and throws all beers off the table. people around go silent looking at them.
1st "you are having a ..."
3st "ONE MORE WORD COME OUT YOU INSTEAD OF COOKING, I SWEAR.." he yells as he pulls his shotgun out of his bag and aiming at frist khhv"
2st "woah woah woah...relax man, we are gonna get into troub.." he says and then third khhv shoots at the ceiling. people scream and run toward the front door, the bartender guy uses the emergency button to call cops and hides behind the counter.
third khhv shoots toward front door hitting several people in the leg and chest and yells "NO ONE IS GETTING OUT! STAY ON THE GROUND OR I FUCKING KILL YOU! EITHER THIS RETARD COOKS FOR ME OR I'M KILLING YALL"
the second khhv stands up in shock whispering to himself "none of this is real...none of this is real...i..must be..dreaming" and walks slowly toward the counter.
1st khhv is all crying and begging "ok bro ok i will cook for you, how about...eggs? you like that??!! i just..need a pan " he says while shaking.
3st "SOMEONE GIVE THIS RETARD A PAN AND..." he looks down on him "GET UP, GET INTO THE KITCHED" he yells as he drags him out toward the bar kitchen.
sirens can be head from outside, red and blue beams illuminate the bar "DROP YOUR WEAPON....all units stand by, 5th avenue street, Nirvana bar, we need back up, hostage down, i repeat.." cops yell at megaphone.
second khhv kept murmuring and suddenly yelled " EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! NONE OF THIS IS REAL!" he slowly walked toward the third khhv with tears in his eyes "it's not real bro...i know whats happening, we are in a schizo shitposter story thread on a forum again...this time..you are the victim..."
3st yells "WTF ARE U ON ABOUT? I JUST WANT HIM TO COOK! LIKE U SAID, LET HIM COOK..."
2st slowly walks toward him and hugs him "I know bro..i know...it's all going to be ok..."
helicopter loud noises can be heard from outside, we can hear in the police walkie talkie " I have a clear shot" and bang, third KHHV gets shot in the back...
as he drops to the ground he keeps saying "Just..cook ..for .. me bro...i love...eggs.."
1st khhv is covered in blood and screams "WTF IS GOING ON...I DONT WANNA DIE!"
2st calmly says "You won't die...we are not real..." he grabs the shotgun and points at the 1st khhv "see you in another shitpost buddy" and shoots him in the head, then as he tries to put the shutgon in his own mouth to end it, he gets shot at in the head by the cops as the storm in.
the end.
third khhv gets mad "stfu man with our dumb plans..."
second khhv is interested and interrupts "wait dude...let him cook".
third khhv goes "oh yeah? you cook? since when?"
1st looks at him weird "anyway...i was saying..so.."
3st interrupts again " I'm not seeing any cooking going on...where is even your pot and stuff?"
2st "chill dude, what has gotten into you today?"
3st "retard u just said, LET HIM COOK, but he started talking again!"
1st "bro it's just a saying, it's like let him..."
3st "STFU FAGGOT, COOK FOR ME ALREADY IM HUNGRY" he yells and throws all beers off the table. people around go silent looking at them.
1st "you are having a ..."
3st "ONE MORE WORD COME OUT YOU INSTEAD OF COOKING, I SWEAR.." he yells as he pulls his shotgun out of his bag and aiming at frist khhv"
2st "woah woah woah...relax man, we are gonna get into troub.." he says and then third khhv shoots at the ceiling. people scream and run toward the front door, the bartender guy uses the emergency button to call cops and hides behind the counter.
third khhv shoots toward front door hitting several people in the leg and chest and yells "NO ONE IS GETTING OUT! STAY ON THE GROUND OR I FUCKING KILL YOU! EITHER THIS RETARD COOKS FOR ME OR I'M KILLING YALL"
the second khhv stands up in shock whispering to himself "none of this is real...none of this is real...i..must be..dreaming" and walks slowly toward the counter.
1st khhv is all crying and begging "ok bro ok i will cook for you, how about...eggs? you like that??!! i just..need a pan " he says while shaking.
3st "SOMEONE GIVE THIS RETARD A PAN AND..." he looks down on him "GET UP, GET INTO THE KITCHED" he yells as he drags him out toward the bar kitchen.
sirens can be head from outside, red and blue beams illuminate the bar "DROP YOUR WEAPON....all units stand by, 5th avenue street, Nirvana bar, we need back up, hostage down, i repeat.." cops yell at megaphone.
second khhv kept murmuring and suddenly yelled " EVERYONE SHUT THE FUCK UP! NONE OF THIS IS REAL!" he slowly walked toward the third khhv with tears in his eyes "it's not real bro...i know whats happening, we are in a schizo shitposter story thread on a forum again...this time..you are the victim..."
3st yells "WTF ARE U ON ABOUT? I JUST WANT HIM TO COOK! LIKE U SAID, LET HIM COOK..."
2st slowly walks toward him and hugs him "I know bro..i know...it's all going to be ok..."
helicopter loud noises can be heard from outside, we can hear in the police walkie talkie " I have a clear shot" and bang, third KHHV gets shot in the back...
as he drops to the ground he keeps saying "Just..cook ..for .. me bro...i love...eggs.."
1st khhv is covered in blood and screams "WTF IS GOING ON...I DONT WANNA DIE!"
2st calmly says "You won't die...we are not real..." he grabs the shotgun and points at the 1st khhv "see you in another shitpost buddy" and shoots him in the head, then as he tries to put the shutgon in his own mouth to end it, he gets shot at in the head by the cops as the storm in.
the end.
