3 rapists go into a bar

[Psychophilly]

they get their drinks and start talking, first rapist says " guys im tired of all this violence, why can't we just rape in peace and harmony?"
they agree and decide to do peaceful rape the next.

the day after first rapist starts approaching woman who are alone and says "excuse me mam, would you mind if raped you?"
she says "no actually i don't mind, go ahead and rape me"
-no mam, thats...not how it works...never mind.

the second rapist goes knocks a door and the woman behind the doors says "No, we are not interested in gospel of jesus or buying stuff"
he says "no mam, i'm here for the rape. can you please open the door so i can come inside and rape you?"
she says "don't mind if i do...come in".
-ahh..actually you shoudn't have open the door...this feels wrong..never mind, sorry for taking your time mam, have a good day.

the third rapist goes to africa,
along the way, he stops an old man, hopin' to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies, he turned to him as if to say, ""Hurry, boy, she's waitin' there for you"

and he goes
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I rape niggers down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Ooh, ooh

 

[quan1]

this couldve been shortened to like a couple sentences

 

[anondude]

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

I genuinely don’t get it

 

[RichardSpencel]

I genuinely don’t get it

Jus DNR and go on with your day it’s what I do

 

[quan1]

I genuinely don’t get it

it sounds like the rain down in africa song but with rape so funny

the whole other part was unnecessary

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

it sounds like the rain down in africa song but with rape so funny

the whole other part was unnecessary

Oh ok I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song

Also why tf would that need such a long intro?

 

[quan1]

Oh ok I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song

Also why tf would that need such a long intro?

yeah idk

its the one by toto js search it up

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

yeah idk

its the one by toto js search it up

Just heard the song
I mean I get the joke now but that only makes it worse

What kind of punchline is that

 

[quan1]

Just heard the song
I mean I get the joke now but that only makes it worse

What kind of punchline is that

a stupid one

i got a better one

i might make a thread and tag you

 

[.𝐏𝐍𝐄𝐔𝐌𝐀𝐓.]

a stupid one

i got a better one

i might make a thread and tag you

Please do

 

[quan1]

Please do

its too long i cant be bothered

 

[Aox Ofwar]

Jus DNR and go on with your day it’s what I do

But I already read the entire thing and now I feel fucking stupid

 

[aethel]

they get their drinks and start talking, first rapist says " guys im tired of all this violence, why can't we just rape in peace and harmony?"
they agree and decide to do peaceful rape the next.

the day after first rapist starts approaching woman who are alone and says "excuse me mam, would you mind if raped you?"
she says "no actually i don't mind, go ahead and rape me"
-no mam, thats...not how it works...never mind.

the second rapist goes knocks a door and the woman behind the doors says "No, we are not interested in gospel of jesus or buying stuff"
he says "no mam, i'm here for the rape. can you please open the door so i can come inside and rape you?"
she says "don't mind if i do...come in".
-ahh..actually you shoudn't have open the door...this feels wrong..never mind, sorry for taking your time mam, have a good day.

the third rapist goes to africa,
along the way, he stops an old man, hopin' to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies, he turned to him as if to say, ""Hurry, boy, she's waitin' there for you"

and he goes
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I rape niggers down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Ooh, ooh

Did u make the last part into a song or am I hallucinating

 

[Psychophilly]

Oh ok I don’t think I’ve ever heard that song

Also why tf would that need such a long intro?

Art of story telling nigga

Just heard the song
I mean I get the joke now but that only makes it worse

What kind of punchline is that

This is my own genre, users used to love this shit back in lookism. u can never guess what happens in my stories

 

[Psychophilly]

Did u make the last part into a song or am I hallucinating

third rapist later turned his journey into a music, you can listen :

 

[aethel]

third rapist later turned his journey into a music, you can listen :

Is this promoting cuz it worked

 

[Psychophilly]

a stupid one

i got a better one

i might make a thread and tag you

oh oh we got a literature nazi here, nigga what the hell do u think could be the morale of story or the lesson or punchline, it's about the paradox of peaceful rape and the fact that it somehow works in africa.

 

[Psychophilly]

Is this promoting cuz it worked

It's hidden lore, also niggas this song is famous af, it's secretly about rape if u pay attention to lyrics

 

[aethel]

It's hidden lore, also niggas this song is famous af, it's secretly about rape if u pay attention to lyrics

Well that's interesting

 

[quan1]

oh oh we got a literature nazi here, nigga what the hell do u think could be the morale of story or the lesson or punchline, it's about the paradox of peaceful rape and the fact that it somehow works in africa.

yeah, didn't quite catch that one sorry

wasn't very evident

 

[182ltn]

they get their drinks and start talking, first rapist says " guys im tired of all this violence, why can't we just rape in peace and harmony?"
they agree and decide to do peaceful rape the next.

the day after first rapist starts approaching woman who are alone and says "excuse me mam, would you mind if raped you?"
she says "no actually i don't mind, go ahead and rape me"
-no mam, thats...not how it works...never mind.

the second rapist goes knocks a door and the woman behind the doors says "No, we are not interested in gospel of jesus or buying stuff"
he says "no mam, i'm here for the rape. can you please open the door so i can come inside and rape you?"
she says "don't mind if i do...come in".
-ahh..actually you shoudn't have open the door...this feels wrong..never mind, sorry for taking your time mam, have a good day.

the third rapist goes to africa,
along the way, he stops an old man, hopin' to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies, he turned to him as if to say, ""Hurry, boy, she's waitin' there for you"

and he goes
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I rape niggers down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Ooh, ooh

Dnr
Fantasizing about niggers is crazy

 

[Psychophilly]

Dnr
Fantasizing about niggers is crazy

Thats your interpretation, in my head they are white when i created them.

 

[182ltn]

Thats your interpretation, in my head they are white when i created them.

Are you Yakub's retarded cousin

 

[nwc_]

they get their drinks and start talking, first rapist says " guys im tired of all this violence, why can't we just rape in peace and harmony?"
they agree and decide to do peaceful rape the next.

the day after first rapist starts approaching woman who are alone and says "excuse me mam, would you mind if raped you?"
she says "no actually i don't mind, go ahead and rape me"
-no mam, thats...not how it works...never mind.

the second rapist goes knocks a door and the woman behind the doors says "No, we are not interested in gospel of jesus or buying stuff"
he says "no mam, i'm here for the rape. can you please open the door so i can come inside and rape you?"
she says "don't mind if i do...come in".
-ahh..actually you shoudn't have open the door...this feels wrong..never mind, sorry for taking your time mam, have a good day.

the third rapist goes to africa,
along the way, he stops an old man, hopin' to find some old forgotten words or ancient melodies, he turned to him as if to say, ""Hurry, boy, she's waitin' there for you"

and he goes
It's gonna take a lot to drag me away from you
There's nothin' that a hundred men or more could ever do
I rape niggers down in Africa
Gonna take some time to do the things we never had
Ooh, ooh

you have lost ur mind

 

[Sandriguez]

Omfg

 

[Psychophilly]

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