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Let's stard this thread with this question? Can spiderman be racist? I actually came up with this theoretical thought from a youtube thumbnail on my second monitor
Look at this ugly nigger making faces for his bitch youtube videos.
If you think about it, since spiderman is basically a spider and a man, can he be truly racist? Like i'd imagine all spiders hate humans because we basically genocide them, so wouldn't it be natural for half of spiderman to hate humans and therefore niggers too? Unless he's one of the spiders that lives in peace with humans, but at this point you're kinda a cuck cause you live on a planet when your entire ancestry was killed by humans with some unknown torture methods like squishing or fire and yet you decide to be a cock sucker for them? What a fucking cuck. Shit if i was a spider i'd use my short lifespan to create a revolution against humans. Like les think about this, how many spiders are needed to kill 1 human? I guess it depends on the spider, like if you give 1 black widow a human with a shitty immune system then it can do the job, but let's say we're the inferior small house spiders
like this
Then i'm 100% sure 100 spiders ain't gonna do it, i mean it'd definitely scare a person but kill? hell nah, they'd probably not even get through the skin barrier, I'd imagine you need atleast 5000 before any real harm is done.. I mean i actually don't know if these spiders are venomous or something, i've never been bitten by one of them but i have to imagine they HAVE to have some kind of venom consdiering they still feed on small flies and such, so many even 1000 is enough to slightly numb your arm and then overwhelm you. But lets put the pin at 5000. In a populated city with many bushes, trees, and abandoned basements, you could definitely feasibly get an army of 5000 spiders if you're convincing enough, but you'd basically have to be like hitler-spider with your speeches to convince them to rebel against humans. But let's say it happens and you beat a motherfucker to death, then you have that entire apartment to yourself, dude i mean shit you could probably built each spider a suit of armor and build an entire spider colony using ants as slaves with that kind of space. There'd be an entire civilization that works like spiders being the rich and ants being the poor.. i guess eventually the spiders would be living in luxury like elites while the ants go to war for them. And with time you move from apartment to apartment while you use your spider manpower to move the corpses like puppets to convine the local police that you're still alive. And after you get 20, 30, 40 and then 50 apartments filled with spiders and ants, it's time to move onto bigger plans, like taking over entire cities, supermarkets, and even convincing bigger animals to join.. shiiit imagine like a lion charigng at humans with 10000 spiders on it's back like the trojan horse, i think that'd be pretty tuff. Let's be fr if spiders didn't have a brain the size of a grain of sand then this would 100% happen. Do spiders even have brains?
Dang apparelently they do, they even have an anus. that shit must be tight asf, imagine being spider-dad coming home to your spider-wife and she's like "your webs are too small, i'm leaving you".. brutal web-pill. Then she takes the kids and leaves you for another mans webs, and you become an spiderhol addict drinking yourself to death. that's the fate of all weblets similar to manlets for us humans. Who would've thought that all species, including those without intelligence, have their own kind of black pill. Like imagine dogs for example, there's small dogs and big dogs, like if you're a female dog there's 100% chance you're choosing the big muscular pitbull over the small embarassing hot-dog or whatever the long dogs are called. Dogs also must have their own hypergamy cause the female dogs basically look the same as the male dogs and yet they'll always go for the bigger ones. I imagine there's also stuff like analyzing your fur lenght or how well you can wag your tail and shit. Dolphins apparelently are the most intelligent of all animals, i mean that's obvious considering they keep raping our foids, maybe there's like reverse blackpill for dolphins, like the females are the incels while the men are hypergamous? Cause if the males keep going to land to rape our females then the dolphin females must struggle from brutal being-a-dolphin-pill. I guess i can't blame them tho, i also wouldn't wanna fuck a dolphin.. Can they even fuck? It's not like dolphins have dicks, or do they, lemme google it up
yeah look they DONT have dicks.. how do they reproduce then? maybe they're such sex masters that they evolved past fucking and can just breed telepathically. I can't wait for humans to be at that stage, like you both give consent and breed telepathically, so when you're a gigachad, women all over the streets beg you to telepathically put a child in them. I mean i already live that life but they say it out loud, that's just how cool i am. Always when i walk on streets there's girls with their boyfriends and when i walk past they look at me and not at their boyfriend, brutal shit ngl, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
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Look at this ugly nigger making faces for his bitch youtube videos.
If you think about it, since spiderman is basically a spider and a man, can he be truly racist? Like i'd imagine all spiders hate humans because we basically genocide them, so wouldn't it be natural for half of spiderman to hate humans and therefore niggers too? Unless he's one of the spiders that lives in peace with humans, but at this point you're kinda a cuck cause you live on a planet when your entire ancestry was killed by humans with some unknown torture methods like squishing or fire and yet you decide to be a cock sucker for them? What a fucking cuck. Shit if i was a spider i'd use my short lifespan to create a revolution against humans. Like les think about this, how many spiders are needed to kill 1 human? I guess it depends on the spider, like if you give 1 black widow a human with a shitty immune system then it can do the job, but let's say we're the inferior small house spiders
like this
Then i'm 100% sure 100 spiders ain't gonna do it, i mean it'd definitely scare a person but kill? hell nah, they'd probably not even get through the skin barrier, I'd imagine you need atleast 5000 before any real harm is done.. I mean i actually don't know if these spiders are venomous or something, i've never been bitten by one of them but i have to imagine they HAVE to have some kind of venom consdiering they still feed on small flies and such, so many even 1000 is enough to slightly numb your arm and then overwhelm you. But lets put the pin at 5000. In a populated city with many bushes, trees, and abandoned basements, you could definitely feasibly get an army of 5000 spiders if you're convincing enough, but you'd basically have to be like hitler-spider with your speeches to convince them to rebel against humans. But let's say it happens and you beat a motherfucker to death, then you have that entire apartment to yourself, dude i mean shit you could probably built each spider a suit of armor and build an entire spider colony using ants as slaves with that kind of space. There'd be an entire civilization that works like spiders being the rich and ants being the poor.. i guess eventually the spiders would be living in luxury like elites while the ants go to war for them. And with time you move from apartment to apartment while you use your spider manpower to move the corpses like puppets to convine the local police that you're still alive. And after you get 20, 30, 40 and then 50 apartments filled with spiders and ants, it's time to move onto bigger plans, like taking over entire cities, supermarkets, and even convincing bigger animals to join.. shiiit imagine like a lion charigng at humans with 10000 spiders on it's back like the trojan horse, i think that'd be pretty tuff. Let's be fr if spiders didn't have a brain the size of a grain of sand then this would 100% happen. Do spiders even have brains?
Dang apparelently they do, they even have an anus. that shit must be tight asf, imagine being spider-dad coming home to your spider-wife and she's like "your webs are too small, i'm leaving you".. brutal web-pill. Then she takes the kids and leaves you for another mans webs, and you become an spiderhol addict drinking yourself to death. that's the fate of all weblets similar to manlets for us humans. Who would've thought that all species, including those without intelligence, have their own kind of black pill. Like imagine dogs for example, there's small dogs and big dogs, like if you're a female dog there's 100% chance you're choosing the big muscular pitbull over the small embarassing hot-dog or whatever the long dogs are called. Dogs also must have their own hypergamy cause the female dogs basically look the same as the male dogs and yet they'll always go for the bigger ones. I imagine there's also stuff like analyzing your fur lenght or how well you can wag your tail and shit. Dolphins apparelently are the most intelligent of all animals, i mean that's obvious considering they keep raping our foids, maybe there's like reverse blackpill for dolphins, like the females are the incels while the men are hypergamous? Cause if the males keep going to land to rape our females then the dolphin females must struggle from brutal being-a-dolphin-pill. I guess i can't blame them tho, i also wouldn't wanna fuck a dolphin.. Can they even fuck? It's not like dolphins have dicks, or do they, lemme google it up
yeah look they DONT have dicks.. how do they reproduce then? maybe they're such sex masters that they evolved past fucking and can just breed telepathically. I can't wait for humans to be at that stage, like you both give consent and breed telepathically, so when you're a gigachad, women all over the streets beg you to telepathically put a child in them. I mean i already live that life but they say it out loud, that's just how cool i am. Always when i walk on streets there's girls with their boyfriends and when i walk past they look at me and not at their boyfriend, brutal shit ngl, i wouldn't wish that on my worst enemy.
follow for more @Hernan @DildoFaggins @TechnoBoss @Jason Voorhees
