32 year old bald incel killed by Stationary Bike

[OldRooster]

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His Peleton Bike tipped over and broke his neck when grabbed it to get off the floor. JFL that his mother is now suing Peleton for her son being such a pussy. I think he was also a Trust Fundcel and a manlet.

 

[Saint Casanova]

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His Peleton Bike tipped over and broke his neck when grabbed it to get off the floor. JFL that his mother is now suing Peleton for her son being such a pussy. I think he was also a Trust Fundcel and a manlet.

I’ve never ever seen the reason to own a peloton bike.

 

[Butthurt Dweller]

It was fated to be this way for this bald manlet subhuman

 

[Deleted member 32486]

I need stationary bike pedals under my desk connected to a generator and some big capacitors with a 9v voltage regulator to power the doodads I build.

 

[Splinter901]

WTF IS THAT SHIT? HOW CAN YOU LOOK LIKE THAT WHEN UNDER 40? HE DOESN'T EVEN LOOK 40, LOOKS EVEN OLDER THAN THAT.

Hard cage at all that genetic garbage getting gray hairs when not even fucking 40.

 

[Deleted member 32094]

vsauce ran over by a bike that's not even moving

 

[Gonthar]

I’ve never ever seen the reason to own a peloton bike.

 

[Clark69]

this little small fish is literally heightmogging this nigga's torso. it's no wonder he got mogged to death by a stationary bike, he wasn't built for this world and would have been a jester for the royal family in any other time

 

[Deleted member 18582]

if the bike wasn't going to get him, the stacylite he managed to bag the other day would have stabbed him during sex

 

[Deleted member 25377]

giga over for his genes if god tried to kill him for leanmaxxing

 

[PLA1092]

This has to be the most pathetic death I've heard this month. Just sadly pedalling away trying to burn the fat you've gained from being a lardass subhuman and suddenly it tips over and you die instantly.

 

[Deleted member 21712]

if his mother wins 100$ in the lawsuit she will be like "well that all worked out for the best!"

 

[Deleted member 21712]

but he looks gymmaxxed, so he probably get more matches than even stacy

 

[𝐀𝐬𝐬𝐲𝐫𝐢𝐚𝐧 𝐖𝐚𝐫𝐫𝐢𝐨𝐫]

all of you are sick fucks
the guy lost his life

 

[OldRooster]

oh snap! I found his instagram. I was right about him being a manlet. I wonder what he Reddit name was. He might just be the gayest man to ever live...

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[HerpDerpson]

32 year old bald incel killed

Don't worry, guys, I'm still alive.

 

[Splinter901]

oh snap! I found his instagram. I was right about him being a manlet. I wonder what he Reddit name was. He might just be the gayest man to ever live...

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I can't believe that fucking subhuman was born in the 90s.

 

[klip11]

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His Peleton Bike tipped over and broke his neck when grabbed it to get off the floor. JFL that his mother is now suing Peleton for her son being such a pussy. I think he was also a Trust Fundcel and a manlet.

He was 32. Looks 52 in the photo

 

[klip11]

I need stationary bike pedals under my desk connected to a generator and some big capacitors with a 9v voltage regulator to power the doodads I build.

You're a doodad

 

[Deleted member 32486]

You're a doodad

Nihilist reduction of the soul. Cut it out.

 

[klip11]

Nihilist reduction of the soul. Cut it out.

Doodad

 

[solohunter99]

>fat
>manlet
>crows feet
>not even balding just completely bald
>greying hair
>pure soi fashion and body language
>looks like a 50-something despite just starting his 30s
The bike did him a favor tbqh

 

[Splinter901]

>fat
>manlet
>crows feet
>not even balding just completely bald
>greying hair
>pure soi fashion and body language
>looks like a 50-something despite just starting his 30s
The bike did him a favor tbqh

Who knows maybe he was in his 20s in some of those pictures.