34 YEARS OLD VIRGIN -- AMA

[chrishell]

I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.

 

[Slayfer]

Do you have a job, if so what type?

 

[chrishell]

Do you have a job, if so what type?

Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.

 

[59H390]

I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.

Have uever got close to getting laid

 

[Bobbyrino]

What would you rate yourself

 

[chrishell]

Have uever got close to getting laid

Just twice. There was this girl coworker of mine that I thought i was getting close to scoring with. But it never ended up happening. I am thinking of undergoing cosmetic surgery soon. I don't see any other way out. quite frankly.

 

[Deleted member 220155]

Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.

You have to be sub 5 there’s no way you’re living like that and on this site

 

[chrishell]

What would you rate yourself

PSL 3.25.

 

[chrishell]

You have to be sub 5 there’s no way you’re living like that and on this site

Well, I work from home in SF. I'm online all the time. It's either browsing here or doomscrolling X.

 

[59H390]

Just twice. There was this girl coworker of mine that I thought i was getting close to scoring with. But it never ended up happening. I am thinking of undergoing cosmetic surgery soon. I don't see any other way out. quite frankly.

what surgeries u getting

 

[chrishell]

what surgeries u getting

I'm planning on getting double jaw surgery with a local surgeon in about 16 months.


After that, some implants.

 

[kurd]

Well, I work from home in SF. I'm online all the time. It's either browsing here or doomscrolling X.

i need a job like this any tips how to find remote mogger job like urs?

 

[Deleted member 220155]

Well, I work from home in SF. I'm online all the time. It's either browsing here or doomscrolling X.

I feel like that’s the problem. You probably need to go outside, as cliche as it sounds. Start going to the gym or at least go on walks. When did you discover the bp?

 

[Jatt]

I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.

How does it feel that I an INDIAN got laid at 20

 

[chrishell]

i need a job like this any tips how to find remote mogger job like urs?

It's hard to say. AI has killed the job market for programmers. The comp sci grad market is heavily oversaturated. We'll have to see if the AI bubble pops in the next few years. If not, you may have to transition elsewhere.

 

[Deleted member 163319]

What race are you?

 

[chrishell]

How does it feel that I an INDIAN got laid at 20

I am white. Keep that in mind.

 

[chrishell]

What race are you?

I am white/caucasian/European descent. I live in California.

 

[Deleted member 163319]

I am white/caucasian/European descent. I live in California.

Why don't you use JBW?

 

[chrishell]

Why don't you use JBW?

I tried using that tactic, but it only seems to work on below-average Asian femoids, which is not up to my standards.

 

[tuberculosisinmybal]

I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.

hyll

 

[chrishell]

hyll

huh

 

[4Christ_sake]

Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.

Kinda sad I always thought “oh yeah when I grow up and get a job i will ignore my loneliness “ wrong you destroy one problem their is always a new one

 

[chrishell]

@GenerationalAutism Any tips?

 

[chrishell]

Kinda sad I always thought “oh yeah when I grow up and get a job i will ignore my loneliness “ wrong you destroy one problem their is always a new one

I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at

 

[4Christ_sake]

I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at

Get surgery or buy random crap (OR GIVE IT TO ME jfl)

 

[chrishell]

Get surgery or buy random crap (OR GIVE IT TO ME jfl)

I bought a b ed frame and a night stand recently otherwise I just invest it all JFL

 

[zemult]

PSL 3.25.

I'm 22 and rate myself around the same

Currently saving up for surgeries as I have an online business that I run in the background that makes my money atm

 

[Eduardo DOV]

have you talked to girls? how is your physique? height? penis?

 

[chrishell]

have you talked to girls? how is your physique? height? penis?

1. Can you please explain to me why you put that photo in your signature?
2. Yes, I have.
3. Marginally above average.
4. 5'8".
5. 6 inches.

 

[chrishell]

I'm 22 and rate myself around the same

Currently saving up for surgeries as I have an online business that I run in the background that makes my money atm

Good. What kind of business?

 

[zemult]

Good. What kind of business?

Gaming related. Started it when I was pretty young like 14

 

[chrishell]

Gaming related. Started it when I was pretty young like 14

Good. It's the only route these days. Contracted jobs are over.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

1. Can you please explain to me why you put that photo in your signature?
2. Yes, I have.
3. Marginally above average.
4. 5'8".
5. 6 inches.

It matched my old profile picture, which was also black and white and of a model(adult one) with a neutral/serene expression, so it had the adult model and the kid model. I also like the boy's serene almost sad(at least it looks to me) expression. I identify with this feeling.
It was a long time ago, about 6 years ago, I believe that was why.

 

[chrishell]

It matched my old profile picture, which was also black and white and of a model(adult one) with a neutral/serene expression, so it had the adult model and the kid model. I also like the boy's serene almost sad(at least it looks to me) expression. I identify with this feeling.
It was a long time ago, about 6 years ago, I believe that was why.

What do you think about the fact he is wearing a military helmet?

 

[Eduardo DOV]

What do you think about the fact he is wearing a military helmet?

I think it's sad that a child goes to war

 

[Deleted member 14532]

I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.

I’m 31, any life advice for me?

 

[chrishell]

I think it's sad that a child goes to war

What war is the photo from

 

[chrishell]

I’m 31, any life advice for me?

No. You should be giving advice by now, unc

 

[Deleted member 14532]

No. You should be giving advice by now, unc

You’re older than me calling me unc? No wonder you’re virgin.

 

[Eduardo DOV]

 

[Eduardo DOV]

What war is the photo from

xd

 

[chrishell]

View attachment 4150322
xd

That is not a real war.

 

[zemult]

You’re older than me calling me unc? No wonder you’re virgin.

He's not exactly wrong

 

[Jatt]

I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at

I would travel tbh

Go to Thailand plenty of guys like you there

 

[gymceltard]

Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.

Bro please for the sake of God hire an escort to teach you sex.

34 year old virgin is death tier. You have decades of experience to catch up on.

Here's some high end Stacey escorts in your city I found in five minutes of searching.

https://tryst.link/escort/jordanknightley-

https://tryst.link/escort/itsbambi98

 

[chrishell]

Bro please for the sake of God hire an escort to teach you sex.

34 year old virgin is death tier. You have decades of experience to catch up on.

Here's some high end Stacey escorts in your city I found in five minutes of searching.

https://tryst.link/escort/jordanknightley-

https://tryst.link/escort/itsbambi98

I will never pay for sex.

I would travel tbh

Go to Thailand plenty of guys like you there

I only want white women.

 

[chrishell]

@takethewhitepill

 

[Orka]

I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at

I will praise you like a GOD for 500$

 

[chrishell]

I will praise you like a GOD for 500$

You deserve no respect.