34 YEARS OLD VIRGIN -- AMA

chrishell

chrishell

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I am 34 and I am still a virgin.
I am not sure what to do at this point.
 
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Do you have a job, if so what type?
 
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Do you have a job, if so what type?
Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.
 
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What would you rate yourself
 
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Have uever got close to getting laid
Just twice. There was this girl coworker of mine that I thought i was getting close to scoring with. But it never ended up happening. I am thinking of undergoing cosmetic surgery soon. I don't see any other way out. quite frankly.
 
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Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.
You have to be sub 5 there’s no way you’re living like that and on this site
 
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You have to be sub 5 there’s no way you’re living like that and on this site
Well, I work from home in SF. I'm online all the time. It's either browsing here or doomscrolling X.
 
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Just twice. There was this girl coworker of mine that I thought i was getting close to scoring with. But it never ended up happening. I am thinking of undergoing cosmetic surgery soon. I don't see any other way out. quite frankly.
what surgeries u getting
 
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what surgeries u getting
I'm planning on getting double jaw surgery with a local surgeon in about 16 months.


After that, some implants.
 
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Well, I work from home in SF. I'm online all the time. It's either browsing here or doomscrolling X.
I feel like that’s the problem. You probably need to go outside, as cliche as it sounds. Start going to the gym or at least go on walks. When did you discover the bp?
 
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i need a job like this any tips how to find remote mogger job like urs?
It's hard to say. AI has killed the job market for programmers. The comp sci grad market is heavily oversaturated. We'll have to see if the AI bubble pops in the next few years. If not, you may have to transition elsewhere.
 
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What race are you?
 
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Yes,
I am a programmer.
I live in San Francisco.
I got my Masters' at UC San Diego.
:feelscry: Kinda sad I always thought “oh yeah when I grow up and get a job i will ignore my loneliness “ wrong you destroy one problem their is always a new one
 
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@GenerationalAutism Any tips? :feelsuhh:
 
:feelscry: Kinda sad I always thought “oh yeah when I grow up and get a job i will ignore my loneliness “ wrong you destroy one problem their is always a new one
I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at
 
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I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at
:forcedsmile:Get surgery or buy random crap (OR GIVE IT TO ME jfl)
 
:forcedsmile:Get surgery or buy random crap (OR GIVE IT TO ME jfl)
I bought a b ed frame and a night stand recently otherwise I just invest it all JFL
 
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PSL 3.25.
I'm 22 and rate myself around the same

Currently saving up for surgeries as I have an online business that I run in the background that makes my money atm
 
have you talked to girls? how is your physique? height? penis?
 
have you talked to girls? how is your physique? height? penis?
1. Can you please explain to me why you put that photo in your signature?
2. Yes, I have.
3. Marginally above average.
4. 5'8".
5. 6 inches.
 
I'm 22 and rate myself around the same

Currently saving up for surgeries as I have an online business that I run in the background that makes my money atm
Good. What kind of business?
 
Gaming related. Started it when I was pretty young like 14
Good. It's the only route these days. Contracted jobs are over.
 
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1. Can you please explain to me why you put that photo in your signature?
2. Yes, I have.
3. Marginally above average.
4. 5'8".
5. 6 inches.
It matched my old profile picture, which was also black and white and of a model(adult one) with a neutral/serene expression, so it had the adult model and the kid model. I also like the boy's serene almost sad(at least it looks to me) expression. I identify with this feeling.
It was a long time ago, about 6 years ago, I believe that was why.
 
It matched my old profile picture, which was also black and white and of a model(adult one) with a neutral/serene expression, so it had the adult model and the kid model. I also like the boy's serene almost sad(at least it looks to me) expression. I identify with this feeling.
It was a long time ago, about 6 years ago, I believe that was why.
What do you think about the fact he is wearing a military helmet?
 
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What war is the photo from
1758934234344

xd
 
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Bro please for the sake of God hire an escort to teach you sex.

34 year old virgin is death tier. You have decades of experience to catch up on.

Here's some high end Stacey escorts in your city I found in five minutes of searching.




I will never pay for sex.

I would travel tbh

Go to Thailand plenty of guys like you there:feelsokman:
I only want white women.
 
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@takethewhitepill
 
I have like 600k saved up now but I have no fucking idea what to do with it. I want a bitch to throw money at
I will praise you like a GOD for 500$
 
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I will never pay for sex.


I only want white women.

Your paying a woman to teach you how to have sex.

Think of it like tutoring.

IF YOU TELL FOIDS YOUR A VIRGIN AT 34 YEARS OLD WOMEN WILL BE REPULSED.
 
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