37 year old Red Haired Chad arrested for kidnapping 27 people and forcing them to play Yahtzee for 36 hours.

[King Solomon]

Is this his methodology for coping with being blessed with superior looks?

 

[6PSLcel]

bro looks like an atom bomb

 

[King Solomon]

bro looks like an atom bomb

An atomic bomb that just exploded.

 

[King Solomon]

His looksmaxxing tips on his blog:
1.) Red/orange hair maxx: since you can't be him you'll have to use a dye close to his color as possible.
2.) Red skin maxx: sit in the sun until you burn to a crisp.
3.) Narrowing lower third maxx: bone pressing lower third for several hours a day.
4.) NT Maxx: Kidnap niggaz of every race and force them to play Yahtzee for as long as possible or until they die.

This enables you to slay like Shrek and get consistent 10's everyday by just snapping your fingers like the Fonz. They'll willingly become your sex slaves for life if you follow this template.

You can buy his red mennance course for $1,599.99 and join his mastermind after completing the course for $500/month. This gives you unlimited access to his highly trained coaches that he calls clones. Some believe he did clone himself as waits to be released for doing nothing wrong, to continue to push his agenda and turn the world red.