383lbs Fat Albert falls to his death from 200ft on a park ride

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It hurt, but not for more than 0.000078 seconds.

It hurt, but not more than life.

It hurt, but not really.

It hurt, but not to anyone other than himself.
 
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This is why iโ€™m never visiting a theme park
 
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It hurt, but not for more than 0.000078 seconds.

It hurt, but not more than life.

It hurt, but not really.

It hurt, but not to anyone other than himself.
Gay ass poem nigger
 
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Gay ass poem nigger
His body was busted. His brain matter, like splotches of pink bubblegum, sat idly on the concrete. His femur was cracked in half. His spine protruded from the top of his back. Flies were quick to make his innards their new home.
 
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His body was busted. His brain matter, like splotches of pink bubblegum, sat idly on the concrete. His femur was cracked in half. His spine protruded from the top of his back. Flies were quick to make his innards their new home.
Did you write both of them?
 
Did you write both of them?
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Consequences of obesity
 
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Isnโ€™t that vermillioncoreโ€™s cringe shit?
 
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themeparks are safe just dont be fat and break the seat
 
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He apparently slipped throught the harness, he couldn't be fastened to ehe seat properly because of his weight.
I wonder if being too tall would also be a factor, some roller coasters say you have to be at least 4 foot but the maximum height is 6'4-6'6.
 
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Dang I remember that
 
He was 6โ€™5 at 14 he could of been like 6โ€™10
 
I wonder if being too tall would also be a factor, some roller coasters say you have to be at least 4 foot but the maximum height is 6'4-6'6.
There is not too much variation for heights among men. A difference of 6 inches doesn't make a big difference while 110 lbs and 200lbs men are both normal and one is twice the weight.
 
He apparently slipped throught the harness, he couldn't be fastened to ehe seat properly because of his weight.
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