3rd date. I went in with no contacts. Her reaction is priceless

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@Gengar @enchanted_elixir @Funnyunenjoyer1

 

[Sceptical]

dnr

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

@PsychoDsk @tahi @narex054

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

dnr

My favorite funky hater

 

[Sceptical]

Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

nigga didn't you say in your second date thread she was high mtb and had potential to be stacylite if she lost like 20 pounds jfl what changed ur mind about her

 

[Sceptical]

My favorite funky hater

jk I did read every single molecule btw

 

[HostSamurai]

Not a single granule.

 

[Doommaxxed]

Yeah, no one is reading that

 

[CD34]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

Not a molecule

 

[TiktokUser]

Have you gotten checked for autism

 

[ltncurry]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

has to be the the top 7 larps on this site

 

[narex054]

she is slowwww

Loool what u’re waiting from a fat pig hh

 

[J99]

Damn. She’s a low quality bitch bro let her go. Smokes, no personality, fat. Only engage with interested women. No use entertaining

 

[STAMPEDE]

If you don’t fuck in the first date it’s not worth it tbh

 

[Curryfinder]

Obviously you are trolling.

Like you invested two dates in her and clearly just wanted to fuck. Even if the girl does not hook ups snd or third date is not that. Just invite her to your place to eat something and watch movie.

 

[narex054]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

She’s a wast of time and money u deserve better…fat/no humour/ugly WTFF

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

nigga didn't you say in your second date thread she was high mtb and had potential to be stacylite if she lost like 20 pounds jfl what changed ur mind about her

She descended and she just snapped me that she is not interested anymore in me. Has to be eye color tbh

 

[Sceptical]

She descended and she just snapped me that she is not interested anymore in me. Has to be eye color tbh

jfl these disgusting landwhales are getting more narcissistic and hypergamous day by day

 

[WhiteMan]

I WENT ON A DATE WITH YOUR MOM
JFLLLL

 

[narex054]

She descended and she just snapped me that she is not interested anymore in me. Has to be eye color tbh

Look for another eyecolor ngl

 

[iblamechico]

This thread is so JFL

I'm already caging at this part jfl

 

[Gengar]

@Gengar @enchanted_elixir @Funnyunenjoyer1

I'll read every word, is this the pakjeeta?

 

[iblamechico]

Cringeeee

slowwww

Mirinnnn

Lol

 

[MoggerGaston]

didnt know u were rich

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

I'll read every word, is this the pakjeeta?

Yes

 

[Bugmaxxed]

You mean "his reaction" right?

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

You mean "his reaction" right?

Loooool. She just said I am not interested anymore in you. Fagwhore

 

[Bugmaxxed]

Loooool. She just said I am not interested anymore in you. Fagwhore

Fuck the warpigs any woman would be lucky to have you jfl.

 

[Gengar]

Yes

Can't believe you're spending all that cash on a fat pakjeeta goblina.

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

nice

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Fuck the warpigs any woman would be lucky to have you jfl.

Ngl she is tiring my brain. She shit tested me so many times I may have to call it quits ngl

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

nice

Why nice

 

[widdi]

My smv islike 2x her smv.

 

[tahi]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

why would u date fat ones they're literally disgusting

 

[Funnyunenjoyer1]

Why nice

good date

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

good date

Why she literally just told me it was horrible

 

[thales20]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

Read every molecule JFL. Just dont talk to her anymore

 

[thales20]

Loooool. She just said I am not interested anymore in you. Fagwhore

She said this? Nah call her fat ASAP, destroy her ego the best way you can, which is calling her fat

 

[Newday*V3]

You sound insecure as shit

 

[Lord Shadow]

Interesting story, had me laughing too mirin ping me next storytime bhai

 

[Jonas2k7]

Read every molecule, pretty good story. I wish you would have been a bit more low inhib and just left her at the train station though, like she even said that this isn't going to be something between you both. She doesn't deserve your attention bro.

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Read every molecule, pretty good story. I wish you would have been a bit more low inhib and just left her at the train station though, like she even said that this isn't going to be something between you both. She doesn't deserve your attention bro.

She didnt get any attention from me bro i gave her least attention ever that date jfl. But leaving her would be very rude after coming late . Thats just not masculine tbh bad advice.

 

[gario]

she told me I couldn’t communicate well

You have shit social skills. Prob aspie irl.