3rd date. I went in with no contacts. Her reaction is priceless

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

wtf

Why wtf?

 

[SkiSquadJPG]

This wall of text would reppell the entire Belarussian migrant invasion on Poland.
Every single quark was read

 

[kindinternetman]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

Why is a good looking fit man like you wasting time with fat women

 

[White_Bwoi]

Mirin leather jacket it's a mogger_item underutilized by normies who're scared they will not look like NPC for once
Had similar experience with a fucking fatty who had freud_ed pics on tinder and she even dragged me to her house (I was drunk) it was awful (didn't fuck her ffs thank lord)

 

[White_Bwoi]

Why is a good looking fit man like you wasting time with fat women

He must be some sort of a gentleman, hates only in his head if these are no tales ofc When you're rusty in dating these things can happen ngl to the best of us 'non nt' slayers

 

[Deleted member 6305]

Tldr for god's sake or I'll throw this on chat gpt

 

[PajeetHvnter]

should i get contacts or no?, dark green eyes brown hair

 

[Whist]

should i get contacts or no?, dark green eyes brown hair

yes they halo

 

[PajeetHvnter]

yes they halo

what colour from where

 

[Whist]

what colour from where

i thought u meant u wanted dark green contacts. If u have green eyes why contacts?

 

[PajeetHvnter]

i thought u meant u wanted dark green contacts. If u have green eyes why contacts?

I have dark green, but eye hooding makes them look brown

 

[Whist]

I have dark green, but eye hooding makes them look brown

Just do some like Light Green ones maybe they look pretty good imo. Or blue. Whats skin color and stuff?

 

[PajeetHvnter]

Just do some like Light Green ones maybe they look pretty good imo. Or blue. Whats skin color and stuff?

White skin dark brown hair couple freckles on midface. Low set eyebrows but terrible eye bags+drooped skin under eyes from too little sleep

 

[SubhumanEyes]

i personally read this

 

[AlphaLooksmaxxer666]

mirin maquiavelism

 

[dvmonty]

Yea I’m not reading all that can I get a summary

 

[smallman]

Holy chad

 

[RealFunkyFlamingo]

Holy chad

Whats chad about that story?

 

[TheVoidInside]

dnrd also tales

 

[AlbinoMaxxer]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

Nigga u are pure cagefuel

 

[FiendFiend]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

fucking over

 

[canthroplexyneed]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

Nd final boss

 

[lms]

give her a diet plan fatass tank bitch

 

[TrustMeBro]

Read every molecule JFL. Just dont talk to her anymore

dnr but still know ur advice is worthless you retarded fuck

 

[debonss]

This thread is so JFL. So first I came 45 mins too late cuz she snapped me out of nowhere and wanted to meet somewhere pretty far. So her fault tbh. I was just done at work and she snapped me. She was eager on dating me again after I sent her a thirst trap. Thirst trap was me with tan and lenses. I came to the date without lenses but with a nice tan still. I arrived and her whole body language was negative from the start. In other words she hated my T50 eyes but tbh the green ones made me uncanny so it is what it is. She didn’t say anything about me not wearing lenses but she literally got turned off even tho she fucking knew they were fake cuz I told her previous date. So we went going to a sushi restaurant . It was pretty luxurious. It looked very nice and sick. I liked it but it was pricy as hell. I paid like 50 euros for 9 sushi’s and a couple drinks. Cringeeee. But it was a nice experience the place was decent and they made a whole show of the food. During dinner I looked at her and she was actually scared of me and pretty nervous next to me. She was fidgeting her fingers and shit. It looked like she dealt with someone she has never dealt with in the past. I am something else for her. After dinner we went for some ice cream. But we couldn’t decide which place. Cuz she did not know what to decide she just wanted to go home jfl. But I was cutting atm so during that time I literally didn’t care what her body language was I was masculine as hell. I also treated her like shit the whole time. When we walked I walked before her cuz she is a fatty who walked slow as hel. And I am an athlete so walking is nothing for me. So I walked slower pace than normal but still she is slowwww. At that moment I actually asked myself why have I wasted 150 euros in total for this goblin? Should have invested that money in some shitcoin instead of giving it to our dates. Fucking hell what an ugly bitch. She was uglier than last time for some reason. She looked fatter than normal jfl. I looked peak leanness. So we took the train after not having ice cream . The whole date just took an hour btw. Shortest date ever. Better tbh I hated her company. As we were walking t train station at some point she told me I couldn’t communicate well and this is not going to be something. I told her OK and continued walking. She followed me jfl. I didn’t take her seriously jfl she is a joke. At the train station she hadn’t bought any tickets. She travelled illegally with me I had a ticket btw but she thought I would bring her home with my car. My car is only destined for htb plus not goblins. So she didn’t deserve the gas money. At the train station and THIS IS HILARIOUS. Some druggy pushed me I actually wanted to beat him to death but I found him sad so I walked past him after the incident he also yelled at me and told me wtf are you doing here. The girl almost ran away jfl she was scared as hell. I was unfazed and irritated by that subhuman I wanted to fucking beat him up tbh. My test was high. But I controlled myself and bought train tickets for her for like 10 euros. In the train she hadn’t bought any a comment about my lenses. She said now u don’t have lenses on. Weird. I told her that’s cuz green looked fake and gay. She said OK. I also told her I don’t care what colour she likes I’ll keep it at t50 whether she likes it or not. She said ok ok. We had a fun conversation but nothing special. At the end I hugged her and kissed her in her forehead. So that she didn’t think I treated her like trash jflll. But yeah this is MAYBE our last date . Cuz I literally can’t stand this girl anymore she is BORING as hell tbh. And her body looks shit. She is just fat lol. I am way better looking. My smv islike 2x her smv.

Also on the train towards our date I sat alone and 2 chicks were eyeballing me cuz I had a leather jacket on during the date I looked very sexy tbh. But I heard them also commenting about my nose . Jfl my nose is a historic event for some reason. I heard them he looks cute but his nose looks sharppp. I agreed my nose is hella sharp cuz I ain’t subhuman.

Also funny enough the girl asked me if I smoked. I told her no for the 3rd time in total I fucking never smoke. I told her why she asked this many times. She told me I looked like a smoker. Guys does this mean I finally look lean in the face? Mirinnnn
@Deusmaximus @Jonas2k7 @Orc @noahwillascend @thales20

i have never ever read book this long tbh