50+ likes on bumble in 2hours as an "unc" JFL

[White_Bwoi]

Im liking only solid MTB+++ 23-36 yo

I swiped like 20 profiles to the right and I have like 11 matches LOL, I don't have the energy to even talk to these npc's too much.

One is even super cute 25yo, so it's over for 35yo mtb that wrote to me seconds after a match (could still try to slay tho)

Noob gains / new account, but still, leanmaxxing from 86kg to 77 was not that easy, but worth it.

Face is becoming once again HTN+ not bloated lowMTN, my face gets extremely 'moonish'/bloated if I pass 82kg mark, it's fucking night and day,

I had nowhere near this quality of matches as a BLOATCEL

blackpill water is wet 100% real, I don't even have NT photos, but good lighting / quality

larping as looking for LTR only

Im not repulsing like 99% men tho, so automatically in chad bracket, I dont't blame them

One of the "roasties" to the kids on the forum (34yo woman) match, not even the best one, too NT for me, but still kinda hqnp:

 

[cartonfoirix]

Pictures of the matches or fake

DM me if you're scared

People inflate their match ratings so much


+ What counts is how many of those you will slay after 30 days otherwise who gives a shit

 

[White_Bwoi]

Pictures of the matches or fake

DM me if you're scared

People inflate their match ratings so much


+ What counts is how many of those you will slay after 30 days otherwise who gives a shit

Im not retarded enough to post my face here, like ever...
I will add further evidence later, maybe will do some 'censored' video of swiping or whatever.
Besides BRAG and chads'.org ragefuel for incels I wanted to point out that getting LEAN if you descended over the years can seriously be super awesome... you can't fake the lean face (you kinda can, but what's the point)

 

[Whatever]

Do you get IOIs and looks from women like that in person?

I’m 31 and feel like I have almost 0 appeal to them, mostly only 18-24, I’m not bragging because it’s like women age out of finding me attractive. That’s based on Hinge and in person though, I haven’t done Bumble in a while.

 

[decadouche57]

Do you get IOIs and looks from women like that in person?

I’m 31 and feel like I have almost 0 appeal to them, mostly only 18-24, I’m not bragging because it’s like women age out of finding me attractive. That’s based on Hinge and in person though, I haven’t done Bumble in a while.

Your prob is that your normie

 

[cartonfoirix]

Im not retarded enough to post my face here, like ever...
I will add further evidence later, maybe will do some 'censored' video of swiping or whatever.
Besides BRAG and chads'.org ragefuel for incels I wanted to point out that getting LEAN if you descended over the years can seriously be super awesome... you can't fake the lean face (you kinda can, but what's the point)

I said of the matches

Not your face nigga

 

[slaters]

Pictures of the matches or fake

DM me if you're scared

People inflate their match ratings so much


+ What counts is how many of those you will slay after 30 days otherwise who gives a shit

This isn’t the craziest and it doesn’t really matter it’s not like he’s claiming low htn yet girls don’t want him
Someone claiming htn mtn range with 0 girls that’s when you need a face reveal

 

[cartonfoirix]

This isn’t the craziest and it doesn’t really matter it’s not like he’s claiming low htn yet girls don’t want him
Someone claiming htn mtn range with 0 girls that’s when you need a face reveal

No I need to see what kind of bitches he's matching

That will tell me enough about his face
Which he hasn't pulled any yet

 

[slaters]

No I need to see what kind of bitches he's matching

That will tell me enough about his face
Which he hasn't pulled any yet

U wanna guess my face with matches

 

[Whatever]

Your prob is that your normie

I’m not a Chad but I’m not a normie either, most normies my age can get betabuxxing dates off the apps but not even match 18-22 girls, I’m the opposite, my experience on Hinge was simultaneously that of an 8+ and a sub5.

 

[White_Bwoi]

Do you get IOIs and looks from women like that in person?

All the time. But im too ND to even do something about it & sometimes when I meet really hot one in pub/club & get socials they fumble, maybe because of weak text game idk mang.

That's why I was ''leanmaxxing'' from February basically, and the IOI's and stuff got through the roof, my only looksmin is thinning hair tbh but im like Norwood 1 maybe only, something like that, so it's not that bad.

 

[White_Bwoi]

I said of the matches

Not your face nigga

third one is one that I already posted the same, censored this time

 

[White_Bwoi]

One advice I can give you besides reincarnation on higher tier is, that on bumble you must give somewhat HQNP vibe, not like on tinder where the BULL's are all the rage, that's what I reckon...
Newbie boost also seems way better than on tinder, quality is 10x better, at least in EU than the same tinder whores for years on the app probably ghost-profiles

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Mirin. What's ur location (approximately)?

 

[edodalic29]

Why larp about wanting ltr ? yk they dont actually care what ur looking for as long as ur attractive, you could put pump and dump in ur bio and you’ll still get matches

wanting a ltr is operating in ur feminine energy , dont give them a reason to disqualify you ..

Did i cook here or am i wrong?

 

[White_Bwoi]

Mirin. What's ur location (approximately)?

Central kinda Germany / Poland / Czech / Slovakia / Baltic countries

Bumble is better here than fucked up tinder alghoritm, I prepped for this profile for quite some time it's still 50% done, because I don't have too much NT photos even...

Probably it's also "NEW USER" trait, when hoes see you as not some app veteran for a week or so, maybe half of this matches will never respond so I'll stop the bragging right now

 

[White_Bwoi]

Why larp about wanting ltr ? yk they dont actually care what ur looking for as long as ur attractive, you could put pump and dump in ur bio and you’ll still get matches

wanting a ltr is operating in ur feminine energy , dont give them a reason to disqualify you ..

Did i cook here or am i wrong?

You're probably right!!!!
Im serial LTR victim tho, I should probably go to therapy of some sort or brainwash myself to do ONS/FBW
It's just in the profile info, I wrote in bio something "funny" that Im searching for a "ND alt girl mostly" (in normie language)
but already my vibe is kinda artistic / non-normie so maybe "ltr larp" as I called it will not scare the more non-primitive women that don't associate with "players" (they exist indeed) & good looks already make you a threat to their ego.
I'll think about it

 

[dahitta2xxxxxx]

No I need to see what kind of bitches he's matching

That will tell me enough about his face
Which he hasn't pulled any yet

Can someone do me just for fun I’ll send pics idk which pics to send tho I’ll prob get no matches

 

[White_Bwoi]

My youngest match (25yo), have in her bio: "date on the Summoners Rift?", incel wet dream indeed, but actual cel will not get any

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Central kinda Germany / Poland / Czech / Slovakia / Baltic countries

Ohh okay that makes more sense. Europe seems like easy mode compared to the west (US/Canada). Even my chadfishes don't usually do those kinda numbers over here

 

[White_Bwoi]

Ohh okay that makes more sense. Europe seems like easy mode compared to the west (US/Canada). Even my chadfishes don't usually do those kinda numbers over here

Yeah slav countries are full of subhumans & they consider themselves "okayish" looking when we would rate most of them as sub5... So when you're really like a HTN (I think I look like Andrew Garfield mixed with Nicolas Hoult maybe vaguely that) but body is lacking terribly in terms of gymmaxing, I just got to lean level considered by slavs as thin & super fast metabolism or something But I don't even have six pack visible or nothing, but frame is okay because of genetics 187cm

 

[White_Bwoi]

Andrew Garfield mixed with Nicolas Hoult / btw if you have this PHENO you'll be this kind of always young vampire / Johnny Depp style stuff - jfl at "twink death"

 

[ascension]

Mirin. What's ur location (approximately)?

Mumbai

 

[White_Bwoi]

I also observe strange phenomenon, aside from obvious ego boost - that I really want to message MTB with genuine smile & who is not fruding with makeup (could have fakeup with good lighting to lhtb maybe), than htb that are obviously 'chad only', with their travel / studio photos & shit, looking for chad level threat or / rich betabuxx, I can sense that from the pics

 

[pope]

Im not retarded enough to post my face here, like ever...
I will add further evidence later, maybe will do some 'censored' video of swiping or whatever.
Besides BRAG and chads'.org ragefuel for incels I wanted to point out that getting LEAN if you descended over the years can seriously be super awesome... you can't fake the lean face (you kinda can, but what's the point)

How lean did you get ?

 

[White_Bwoi]

How lean did you get ?

187cm not gymmaxed -> from 85-6kg (borderline overweight) to 77kg now approximately, difference is getting starking and it's not even 15% bf,
as I always said, if you not MOGG most normies at 20% bodyfat (like 82kg) for me it's not gonna happen

 

[White_Bwoi]

If I had the body of clav I'll be slaying stacies tbh, but twinkmaxxing for now only for chad treatment from robust mtb's (slim petite cute just not pheno slayers)

 

[pope]

Ohh okay that makes more sense. Europe seems like easy mode compared to the west (US/Canada). Even my chadfishes don't usually do those kinda numbers over here

Is canada that bad ?

I'm Canadian so I can't compare to other places

 

[Netanyahu]

 

[White_Bwoi]

Too bad all the HTB's are fucking NPC's like I recite:
"Every day I go to bed thinking that it was a day well spent"
"try new things and leave your comfort zone"
"what can I learn from you"

It's from one of the best looking matches - girls bio/questions there, like WTF MANG it's for offie doofie only

 

[Swarthy Knight]

Is canada that bad ?

I'm Canadian so I can't compare to other places

Same. Ive mostly done my expirements on the west coast and it's bad over here

Im currently running a CL in MTL tho and he's doing quite well