50 year old wanksta picks up girls

[justinzayn]

Imagine you just hanging out like it an average day but then you see this oldcel with durag pull up and talks in hood lingo
"You are fine as hell"
"Let me pull up real quick, how much to holla at that"
"Let me get those digits"
"You got a shiter on you"
"Pimping ain't easy"
"Y'all got me fucked up"


This boomer calls big booty a "shitter"
3:00

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Fuaaaaaark

The girl in blue bikini

Can’t see face but that’s fine

 

[Gengar’s Ghost]

Ok now I see face. Subhuman face. Good body though.

 

[Deleted member 24055]

Men peak at 60

 

[Deleted member 21735]

life begins at 60

 

[Artemis]

life begins at 60

ONLY if you have cash...

... and unironically, this is not a sarcasm...