5'11 230 lbs fat Somali

Not KHHV, I lost my virginity to a redhead at 16. Not even remotely NT, I start sweating in public when interacting with people. Penis size is MEASURED 6.5" long (not frauding like all the people who say 7" or 8" here), not sure about my girth, maybe slightly over 5"?
lost my virginity to a redhead
what would you rate her
 
lost my virginity to a redhead
what would you rate her
She was 5'2 small tits but had a bubble butt, PSL 5 face but looked high class and trustworthy if that makes sense. I was in shape back then though.

What happened was I messaged her on a dating app and she was pretty far away but said she wanted to meet me. I always had someone home so I had my French friend let me rent out his house for a few hours for $20. I picked her up from the nearby train station and we walked to his place. At first she said she wanted to take things slow, we talked for like 5 minutes inside then I played music and kissed her and she just started rubbing my dick. You can guess the rest.

Afterwards she needed money to take the train back home because she came here from far away. She asked for $11 and I said I was broke (I had the money and wanted to buy chipotle after). Not sure how she got home lmao.

A few days later she said she wanted to meet me again but I ghosted her to play PS4 with my friends, in retrospect that was dumb.
 
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She was 5'2 small tits but had a bubble butt, PSL 5 face but looked high class and trustworthy if that makes sense. I was in shape back then though.

What happened was I messaged her on a dating app and she was pretty far away but said she wanted to meet me. I always had someone home so I had my French friend let me rent out his house for a few hours for $20. I picked her up from the nearby train station and we walked to his place. At first she said she wanted to take things slow, we talked for like 5 minutes inside then I played music and kissed her and she just started rubbing my dick. You can guess the rest.

Afterwards she needed money to take the train back home because she came here from far away. She asked for $11 and I said I was broke (I had the money and wanted to buy chipotle after). Not sure how she got home lmao.

A few days later she said she wanted to meet me again but I ghosted her to play PS4 with my friends, in retrospect that was dumb.
your real life is your rating bro, imagine asking for a rate on a website full of khvs after fucking a htb redhead and ghosting her:feelsuhh:, mirin your life so hard:feelswhy:
 
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All photos taken at the same weight. I'm like 55 pounds overweight for my height, trying to go from 230 lbs -> 175lbs. I'm like 30% body fat.

Be BRUTALLY honest.
Also how Somali do I look?
What vibes do I give off at first glance?
Ma nigga you lost your virginity before me and you're fatter than me by almost 100lb:oops:
The blackpill must be a meme at this point
 
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Är du svensk?
Holy shit it's a Swedish guy:feelsgood:
Maybe we can meet in Malmö? I'm going there one day day to slay Heidi's with my refugee status
 
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Not KHHV, I lost my virginity to a redhead at 16. Not even remotely NT, I start sweating in public when interacting with people. Penis size is MEASURED 6.5" long (not frauding like all the people who say 7" or 8" here), not sure about my girth, maybe slightly over 5"?
6.5 nbp?!
 
you have great skin, just get ripped and stylemaxx and you should be good. Its good to see more east Africans on this form my brotha :chad::chad::chad::chad::chad:
 
your real life is your rating bro, imagine asking for a rate on a website full of khvs after fucking a htb redhead and ghosting her:feelsuhh:, mirin your life so hard:feelswhy:
That was years ago man when I wasn't fat and was more NT. In my current state I'm completely invisible. Also I remember trying to stick my dick in her ass randomly like I see in porn but she legit screamed so I stopped. :hnghn:
Ma nigga you lost your virginity before me and you're fatter than me by almost 100lb:oops:
The blackpill must be a meme at this point
I was thirsty and probably flirted with hundreds of girls on Snapchat and video calls. It's unironically just about the effort. I was sexting like 16 girls at the same time because I just went autistically hard at this shit. I remember randomly asking my friend when we were hanging out to come with me on a date bc the girl I was gonna meet had a friend with her so she wanted to double date.
6.5 nbp?!
More like 6.45 or something but I rounded up, legit measured by tape measure fully erect.
you have great skin, just get ripped and stylemaxx and you should be good. Its good to see more east Africans on this form my brotha :chad::chad::chad::chad::chad:
Yeah bro that's the plan. Are you Ethiopian, Eritrean, Kenyan?
 
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Holy shit it's a Swedish guy:feelsgood:
Maybe we can meet in Malmö? I'm going there one day day to slay Heidi's with my refugee status
*Frejas
 
Holy shit it's a Swedish guy:feelsgood:
Maybe we can meet in Malmö? I'm going there one day day to slay Heidi's with my refugee status
Im in stockholm, i tought you were swedish
 
That was years ago man when I wasn't fat and was more NT. In my current state I'm completely invisible. Also I remember trying to stick my dick in her ass randomly like I see in porn but she legit screamed so I stopped. :hnghn:

I was thirsty and probably flirted with hundreds of girls on Snapchat and video calls. It's unironically just about the effort. I was sexting like 16 girls at the same time because I just went autistically hard at this shit. I remember randomly asking my friend when we were hanging out to come with me on a date bc the girl I was gonna meet had a friend with her so she wanted to double date.

More like 6.45 or something but I rounded up, legit measured by tape measure fully erect.

Yeah bro that's the plan. Are you Ethiopian, Eritrean, Kenyan?
being nt is a meme she fucked you becuz you were enough good looking for her "a htb redhead:owo:" and being fat is something you can fix, also jfl at ghosting her retarded move tbh you would probably still fucking her if you haven't done it
 
You could easily pass as Indian, if you don't want to lose weight, just currymaxx...
 
being nt is a meme she fucked you becuz you were enough good looking for her "a htb redhead:owo:" and being fat is something you can fix, also jfl at ghosting her retarded move tbh you would probably still fucking her if you haven't done it
I was younger and dumber. I peeped her Instagram though and she's dating another black guy LMAO but I heightmog him by 5" or so and should facemog him once I lose weight. Also being NT is not a meme, I've seen too many dudes who can just light up the room by being NT and approachable. They're not slayers but it definitely helps when getting pussy.
You could easily pass as Indian, if you don't want to lose weight, just currymaxx...
What about me is Indian? I thought I looked clearly East African. When I weighed less I also heard that I had a Caucasoid bone structure
 
What about me is Indian? I thought I looked clearly East African. When I weighed less I also heard that I had a Caucasoid bone structure
The bloated face(Indians have a lot of facial fat) and the lighter skin color, you don't look fully black...
 
The bloated face(Indians have a lot of facial fat) and the lighter skin color, you don't look fully black...
Nah man I'm 100% Somali. And Somalis aren't an Arab + Black mix like most people think.
 
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All photos taken at the same weight. I'm like 55 pounds overweight for my height, trying to go from 230 lbs -> 175lbs. I'm like 30% body fat.

Be BRUTALLY honest.
Also how Somali do I look?
What vibes do I give off at first glance?
lesbian art teacher pheno
srs just lose weight and you'll look normal :feelsgood:
 
lesbian art teacher pheno
srs just lose weight and you'll look normal :feelsgood:
Damn I didn't realize I looked THAT feminine
Thought the weight just gave me a babyface
Do you think my glasses are hurting me too?
 
Damn I didn't realize I looked THAT feminine
Thought the weight just gave me a babyface
Do you think my glasses are hurting me too?
i think different glasses would help
 
idk tbh
id say just lose the glasses
I'll consider it, I think they're good because they hide my large upper eye area.
Also black + glasses makes people treat you differently compared to black with no glasses, like they assume you're far smarter. And since I wanna date an east Asian girl I think the IQ halo from glasses may help.
 
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All photos taken at the same weight. I'm like 55 pounds overweight for my height, trying to go from 230 lbs -> 175lbs. I'm like 30% body fat.

Be BRUTALLY honest.
Also how Somali do I look?
What vibes do I give off at first glance?
Warriaho what’s your Quabil
 
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All photos taken at the same weight. I'm like 55 pounds overweight for my height, trying to go from 230 lbs -> 175lbs. I'm like 30% body fat.

Be BRUTALLY honest.
Also how Somali do I look?
What vibes do I give off at first glance?
tbh 1psl since that's the bare minimum. you honestly look like the ball of shit I just layed 5 minutes ago :ROFLMAO:
 
Wait...I thought you weren't Somali? I'm Isaaq

Nah I'm like 3 PSL rn, but I got bones under all that fat I'm just fat asf atm
I ain’t Somali just friends with many ahahah :feelsgah::feelsgah: so I know how you lot speak I know a few from your clan
 
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I ain’t Somali just friends with many ahahah :feelsgah::feelsgah: so I know how you lot speak I know a few from your clan
Do you think I look like a typical Somali? Or do I look different?
 
you look sudani more than somali
Weird, I always hear that I look Ethiopian. People never think I'm Somali probably because I don't have the stereotypical head shape.
 
Weird, I always hear that I look Ethiopian. People never think I'm Somali probably because I don't have the stereotypical head shape.
no one would label you somali with a squareish forehead like yours
 
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no one would label you somali with a squareish forehead like yours
Makes sense, I definitely have some non-Somali admixture. My DNA is being tested by 23andMe so I'll make a thread once I get the results.

Also do you think I look high trust? Is there a niche I can fill after weight loss? I feel like I don't look too masculine
 
your facial bones look good for being somali
just hit the gym
 
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Makes sense, I definitely have some non-Somali admixture. My DNA is being tested by 23andMe so I'll make a thread once I get the results.

Also do you think I look high trust? Is there a niche I can fill after weight loss? I feel like I don't look too masculine
yes you lack of brow ridge and the upturned nose feminine you but a strong defined lower third can help, did you use to have one in you lean days?. and yes you look giga high trust:feelshaha:
 
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yes you lack of brow ridge and the upturned nose feminine you but a strong defined lower third can help, did you use to have one in you lean days?. and yes you look giga high trust:feelshaha:
yes you look giga high trust
its over :feelsrope: I WILL NEVER BE DARK TRIAD BBC BADBOY EVEN IF I LOSE WEIGHT I WILL NEVER BE LOW INHIB BBC MASC MOGGER
High Trust = massive failo for black guys I already knew it :feelswhy:
 
@360° @Lorsss This is the only picture I have from when I was a normal weight I was like 5'11 190lbs here.
This was 4 years ago though so my face might've changed significantly, I feel like my lower third developed since then under the fat.

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@PrinceLuenLeoncur @Gonthar check out this older photo
 
@360° @Lorsss This is the only picture I have from when I was a normal weight I was like 5'11 190lbs here.
This was 4 years ago though so my face might've changed significantly, I feel like my lower third developed since then under the fat.

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Moggermali Tyrone
 
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@360° @Lorsss This is the only picture I have from when I was a normal weight I was like 5'11 190lbs here.
This was 4 years ago though so my face might've changed significantly, I feel like my lower third developed since then under the fat.

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mogger pretty boy:what:, your days are numbered tho slay as much as you can
 
@360° @Lorsss This is the only picture I have from when I was a normal weight I was like 5'11 190lbs here.
This was 4 years ago though so my face might've changed significantly, I feel like my lower third developed since then under the fat.

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You still looked Indian...
 
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You still looked Indian...
Bro literally no one has thought I'm Indian IRL. I've gotten called Ethiopian or mixed race usually. Literally no Indian looks like me. Caucasoid bone structure + dark skin doesn't automatically mean Indian.
 
@360° @Lorsss This is the only picture I have from when I was a normal weight I was like 5'11 190lbs here.
This was 4 years ago though so my face might've changed significantly, I feel like my lower third developed since then under the fat.

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fakecel
 
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Bro literally no one has thought I'm Indian IRL. I've gotten called Ethiopian or mixed race usually. Literally no Indian looks like me. Caucasoid bone structure + dark skin doesn't automatically mean Indian.
Fat face...
 
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NEW PHOTO FROM WHEN I WASN'T A COMPLETE FATFUCK DROPPED
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