5’3 COUSIN’S MOM COPING

[WhoTookVendetta]

I was at his house and shi and i havent seen him in like 5yrs

And his mom was asking me shit like “do u have a girlfriend?”

And i was like “no”

And my cousin a 5’3 fat dude in college was like

“i never had a girlfriend”

Then his mom had to cope for him

“OHH THEY LIKE YOU , THEY ARE JUST TOO SHY TO APPROUCH U , THEY ARE ADMIRING U FROM AFAR”

holy copium ovadose

 

[elliottttt]

over if u have cousins like that

 

[kisslessvirgin]

its a reunion for this guy every weekend

 

[kisslessvirgin]

tell you cousin's mom to forget the college fund and save a little more for LL

 

[Roara]

brutal... what else does your aunt say about him??