5'6" guy with size 17 feet here :-(

[Tristancrown]

Hey guys so I'm basically a real life hobbit. Hands and feet just ballooned out when I was a teenager due to a pituitary issue - height not so much! As balanced as a mountain and just as hard to topple. Shoe shopping sux though (and bowling is awkward AF). Anyone else got wacky proportions like me? Am I doomed to being seen as a freak my whole life?

 

[Deleted member 19766]

Jfl meanwhile I'm opposite genetic recombination is cruel sometimes

 

[Tristancrown]

Jfl meanwhile I'm opposite genetic recombination is cruel sometimes

Haha bro I'd rather be tall with tiny feet - small shoes look more stylish anyway...plus you're tall!

 

[Deleted member 18522]

Do you have a big dick

I bet women assume you do

 

[Moggie]

why are your toes so long jfl

 

[Tristancrown]

Do you have a big dick

I bet women assume you do

Yeah but not dysfunctionally big as you might assume. It's comfortably above average. Literally everyone assumes I have a giant dong which can be a bit embarrassing but I guess there are worse things in life.

 

[Erik-Jón]

Hey guys so I'm basically a real life hobbit. Hands and feet just ballooned out when I was a teenager due to a pituitary issue - height not so much! As balanced as a mountain and just as hard to topple. Shoe shopping sux though (and bowling is awkward AF). Anyone else got wacky proportions like me? Am I doomed to being seen as a freak my whole life?

Kinda subhuman and deformed ngl

 

[Tristancrown]

why are your toes so long jfl

I know right? They screwed me over.

 

[Tristancrown]

Kinda subhuman and deformed ngl

Subhuman in a good way or...?

 

[Deleted member 18522]

Yeah but not dysfunctionally big as you might assume. It's comfortably above average. Literally everyone assumes I have a giant dong which can be a bit embarrassing but I guess there are worse things in life.

Have you ever gotten laid/gf

 

[Moggie]

start hobbit maxxing

 

[Erik-Jón]

Subhuman in a good way or...?

No In the terrible way and your over tier short tier unless your really good looking it’s over

 

[Erik-Jón]

start hobbit maxxing

Exactly what I thought

 

[Tristancrown]

Have you ever gotten laid/gf

Yeah I have...some women are definitely weirded out by my situation though. Try to hide it on first dates by wearing black shoes but it's still kind of visible and I end up looking like a clown no matter what. Sometimes even strangers comment on it haha.

 

[Deleted member 21044]

We found the jew!

 

[Gonthar]

Size 17, what's that, why do Americans have these strange measurements different from the rest of the civilized world...

 

[Tristancrown]

Size 17, what's that, why do Americans have these strange measurements different from the rest of the civilized world...

It's size 50 EU and I'm 167 cm tall

 

[Deleted member 21146]

U should have never fixed your pituitary issue tbh and u would be 6'8 by now. Btw Adam Rainer who was a drawf and a giant at the same lifetime, he had huge feet even when he was drawf and looked funny like you. Too bad, too bad..

 

[Deleted member 21146]

U should have never fixed ur pituitary issue

 

[Deleted member 21688]

Ignore these dicklets, my friend. Don't worry it will get fine. Approach a doctor and ask him what should you do. Look you're 17 and still got time. Maybe you can try some GH injecting or something to improve your height. It's better to ask some professional buddy boyo.