5'7" barefoot in the afternoon with tall hair and very long legs. Gonna start wearing 2-3 inch lifts to school and telling ppl I'm 5'5.5"

[Growth Plate]

I wish I was my 6ft dad's height so I could do this (ending up 6'2" - 6'3") and larp as 5'10" and just say everyone is a liar to the half naked foid sluts at school

 

[Deleted member 11758]

one time this guy at my work tried to say he was 5’8, but i’m actually 5’8 barefoot and i still had a good 2.5-3 inches on him, felt bad for him tbh

 

[Growth Plate]

one time this guy at my work tried to say he was 5’8, but i’m actually 5’8 barefoot and i still had a good 2.5-3 inches on him, felt bad for him tbh

he's probably 5'5.5" + measured with airmaxes so thought 5'7" + added an inch because muh everyone does this and ended up with 5'8"
or he's just counting his drivers license measurement (always silly)
or he's just too used from looking up his entire 45-year-old pointless 5'5" life that he genuinely deluded himself that he's taller than you

 

[Deleted member 11758]

he's probably 5'5.5" + measured with airmaxes so thought 5'7" + added an inch because muh everyone does this and ended up with 5'8"
or he's just counting his drivers license measurement (always silly)
or he's just too used from looking up his entire 45-year-old pointless 5'5" life that he genuinely deluded himself that he's taller than you

he wasn’t 45 he was like my age and the brutal part was he was wearing af1 and i was only wearing vans yet i still was taller than him, the part i feel bad for is calling him out on it in front of everyone and he tried to say im actually 5’10 lol

then he wanted me to take my shoes off and measure back to back and had one of the other coworkers measure us and i ended up measuring 5’8 on the dot and he measured barely 5’6, ended up making a fool out of himself in front of all the bad bitches that worked there