5'7" guy tried to flex that a girl wants to fuck him

["hixx"]

I was ringing up a 5'7" balding guy with a terribly recessed chin. He was buying the cheapest crackers and telling his friend: "This dumb bitch hit me up from the blacklist again, she definitely wants to fuck." His friend replied: "Forget her." The guy who got the message immediately asked him to share his hotspot, saying: "Don't care, I'll fuck her without a rubber.":

God, I don't know who would give it up to him. Maybe something bigger than a fridge?

 

[AgentAngularity]

And yet you ended up on this website. Whos the real loser?

 

[catboy09]

soo me lol

 

[Irrelevance]

I was ringing up a 5'7" balding guy with a terribly recessed chin. He was buying the cheapest crackers and telling his friend: "This dumb bitch hit me up from the blacklist again, she definitely wants to fuck." His friend replied: "Forget her." The guy who got the message immediately asked him to share his hotspot, saying: "Don't care, I'll fuck her without a rubber.":

God, I don't know who would give it up to him. Maybe something bigger than a fridge?

Happy for him. It's over for manlets regardless tho

 

[yowayiio]

I was ringing up a 5'7" balding guy with a terribly recessed chin. He was buying the cheapest crackers and telling his friend: "This dumb bitch hit me up from the blacklist again, she definitely wants to fuck." His friend replied: "Forget her." The guy who got the message immediately asked him to share his hotspot, saying: "Don't care, I'll fuck her without a rubber.":

God, I don't know who would give it up to him. Maybe something bigger than a fridge?

Dnr schizo

 

[fedecope]

ay dont you make fun of 5’7cels

 

[ArimaWillAscend]

And yet you ended up on this website. Whos the real loser?

U FAGGOT shut the fuck up

 

[AgentAngularity]

U FAGGOT shut the fuck up

Are you fucking retarded? I am clearly aware I am here but he is insulting his own friend for getting pussy while calling him subhuman. His friend is winning despite being "subhuman"

 

[laflmkid]

I was ringing up a 5'7" balding guy with a terribly recessed chin. He was buying the cheapest crackers and telling his friend: "This dumb bitch hit me up from the blacklist again, she definitely wants to fuck." His friend replied: "Forget her." The guy who got the message immediately asked him to share his hotspot, saying: "Don't care, I'll fuck her without a rubber.":

God, I don't know who would give it up to him. Maybe something bigger than a fridge?

male loneliness empidemic mfs the second they see another man happy:

 

[ArimaWillAscend]

Are you fucking retarded? I am clearly aware I am here but he is insulting his own friend for getting pussy while calling him subhuman. His friend is winning despite being "subhuman"

 

["hixx"]

And yet you ended up on this website. Whos the real loser?

I'm just aiming for something bigger than a fridge

 

["hixx"]

Are you fucking retarded? I am clearly aware I am here but he is insulting his own friend for getting pussy while calling him subhuman. His friend is winning despite being "subhuman"

It wasn't my friend. It was just some guy I was ringing up for crackers at the register

 

[hihelp]

And yet you ended up on this website. Whos the real loser?

Thats deep bro