5'7 soyboy in 6' dominated fields

[astatin]

I wake up.


First challenge of the day: goinf out of bed feels like jumping off a cliff


I stand up and immediately remember that I’m 5’7


I walk into the kitchen.


My family looks down at me.


I look up at them.


We make eye contact for approximately 0.4 seconds before I accept my fate and crawl under the table for breakfast.


I make some toast, but the toaster is obviously designed for people with hell contracts. I have to stretch my entire body just to reach the counter. My knees are shaking. My ancestors are watching.


Then I leave the house.


A 6’0 chad walks past


The wind from their movement nearly sends me into traffic.


I get on the bus and stand next to someone who is 6’3 Their elbow is basically my forehead. I spend the entire ride looking at their armpit.


At school someone asks, How tall are you? (They saw me only because they bumped in to me)


I whisper 57


They say, “Oh.”


Oh.

I'm not surprised, I'm used to that


I go home and decide to take a shower.


The showerhead is positioned at the perfect height for someone who was forged in a chadfactory. I spend ten minutes adjusting it downward


Later, I try to take a mirror selfie.


i literally can't even see my chin becahss the window is so high up ( it probably isn't, I'm just 57)


So I get approximately 70% of my head in the picture.


I go to bed.


I pull the blanket over myself.


Finally, something that fits.


I stare at the ceiling and think about how, statistically speaking, there are billions of women taller than me.


Tomorrow, I will wake up and continue my life as a 5’7 survivor.


God gives his shortest battles to his strongest soldiers.


Unfortunately, he gave me short battles because I am short.

@E S R

 

[astatin]

gow do i tag that mf???

 

[jeremyy]

 

[astatin]

Yo is mt thread muted

 

[astatin]

T

here's a reason why you're on my ignores user list

 

[rarara]

I wake up.


First challenge of the day: goinf out of bed feels like jumping off a cliff


I stand up and immediately remember that I’m 5’7


I walk into the kitchen.


My family looks down at me.


I look up at them.


We make eye contact for approximately 0.4 seconds before I accept my fate and crawl under the table for breakfast.


I make some toast, but the toaster is obviously designed for people with hell contracts. I have to stretch my entire body just to reach the counter. My knees are shaking. My ancestors are watching.


Then I leave the house.


A 6’0 chad walks past


The wind from their movement nearly sends me into traffic.


I get on the bus and stand next to someone who is 6’3 Their elbow is basically my forehead. I spend the entire ride looking at their armpit.


At school someone asks, How tall are you? (They saw me only because they bumped in to me)


I whisper 57


They say, “Oh.”


Oh.

I'm not surprised, I'm used to that


I go home and decide to take a shower.


The showerhead is positioned at the perfect height for someone who was forged in a chadfactory. I spend ten minutes adjusting it downward


Later, I try to take a mirror selfie.


i literally can't even see my chin becahss the window is so high up ( it probably isn't, I'm just 57)


So I get approximately 70% of my head in the picture.


I go to bed.


I pull the blanket over myself.


Finally, something that fits.


I stare at the ceiling and think about how, statistically speaking, there are billions of women taller than me.


Tomorrow, I will wake up and continue my life as a 5’7 survivor.


God gives his shortest battles to his strongest soldiers.


Unfortunately, he gave me short battles because I am short.

@E S R

Js have a htn/cl face card brutal

 

[jeremyy]

T

here's a reason why you're on my ignores user list