5'9 is short AF

zabivnoooy

zabivnoooy

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Life begins at 5'10
 
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niggas just post anything:lul:
 
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Life begins at 6'3
Anything lower = perma incel with no hope of even TOUCHING a woman
 
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Life actually begins at fertilisation when your dad's sperm fuses to your mom's eggs thus forming a zygote (You) :ogre:
 
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niggas just post anything:lul:
This is legit, all my uncles, dad had or have success with women even in their old age and guess what they have in common? Two are 6’2 the other is 6’4
 
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Life begins at 5'10
For my manlet brothers in pain, I must throttle your buns with the ferocity of a full grown burmese python. I must give such rippling backshots to your gluteus such it creates a sound that even the deaf can hear.
 
5’9 isn’t short, that’s average for the male in America. Women just like taller men and 5’9 just isn’t ideal
 

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